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# Pedant hunting.
It's too easy - I've caught 4 5 today already!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha.
the pedant catcher!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
#
like from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

"Lollipop's. Lollipop's...Would any little pedants like my lollipop's?"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# you're
/pendant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# get in the hole
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# damn
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
#
(Nelson from The Simpsons style)
Ha-Ha!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# aah
but the hole is only 4ft deep...so I win again :)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# But it has sharpened sticks at the bottom
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# aaah
but..

/runs
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Follows trail of blood
and shoots escaping pedant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# *dies*


that bloody hurt by the way
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Shut up you're dead
\bloody pedants don't know when they're dead
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# does it have
spikes/aligators in it?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# :I
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOYAY
I laughed out loud!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Me?
*innocent*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Drat
I'd have gotten away with it if hadn't been for those pesky McFlimbies

Edit: I do rather like your profile too
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# thank you
You don't think my nose is too big?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Ba
dum
















tish
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# PPPPFFFFTTTTTTTT


can you help clean this tea off my TFT please??
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# yeah
pour white wine on it...that'll remove the stain

i think
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Thats grate!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Thats puer clas
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Beaut
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
simply brilliant
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Woooo
Simply ace
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
#
it's sic beauty is it's sic simplicity. thats sic brilliant thats sic. *aaaarrrrggggghhh!!!!*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Ewwww
That's a lot of sic to clear up
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
*puke's*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# woo
you're clearly not a looser

/personal_pet_hate
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah
It bothers me too.
Why can't people work out the difference between your and you're? *gets out marker*
Aarrrghhhhh!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I think
you may have missed the point.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I think
you missed his point
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I think you missed
the point of me missing the point about him missing the point.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I like that
alot.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant! Woo!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Pfffffffffftt
that's a bit clever sir!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Ho ho ho ha ha ha he he he
It's funny 'cos it could happen to me so easily.

I've even had some stickers made that say, "Please check your grammar: this apostrophe/comma/_____ is redundant / there should be a semicolon/apostrophe/_____ here" and I baleet/fill in the appropriate bits and stick 'em down.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# ;O)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# That's one of my
new favourite things.

Oh yes.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)
# arf
that good
yay
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Swines!
One day the legions of English Literary Knights will rise from the dark corners in which they reside!

You foul apostrophe demons shall be ravaged (with forks and other sharp devices of displeasure) !

YOUR ALL DOOMED !!!!

.... ;-)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Swine's ...
shurely ?

(and how do peeps feel about a pre-query or pre-exclamatory space ? cool ! huh? ... I know THIS! is 'correct' but surely an extra space is more, graceful ? Does not it add to the gravity of the punctuation by allowing the character it's own room to Be ?
Any thoughts gratefully recieved before I unveil this to an unsuspecting world of punctuational ennui ...)
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# The space
Is just the pause added at the end of the sentance waiting for some form of response ...

Not me randomly pressing keys like a monkey.

Honest ....
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 11:33, archived)
# i love that...
fantastic as usual... :)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Spot the mistake


This shop is on London Road, Westcliff-on-Sea
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Mistook
Not many cold water fish in the tropics so guess there should be a comma before 'Cold Water' ?
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
there is no E in fishy.
:)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# and
that the 'I' and the 'S' are the wrong way round in 'business'
(, Wed 23 Jun 2004, 2:33, archived)
# hehe
oh yeah!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Corrected version

Maybe someone can work on the shark a little better.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Rules!
Now I know why Jade Goodey visited Southend the other day.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# That sign
makes me twitch every time I walk past it! I did notice the other day that they have it correctly spelt on the small board that stands outside. Not that that makes up for it. Grr.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# I don't often check the Page Of Frontery
but I'm glad I did. That's excellent, sir.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# brilliant
stuff
(, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)