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# Poems for Cunts #4
What a showpony, cock knocker, no mark tool!
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(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# I lik
e you.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# haha

I hate that wanker. When he tries to sound down to eath and normal it sounds even more contrived than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Ha, that would work
if he actually had a nob to begin with
but he's a cunt, so your battery terminals will just get all corroded with acidic juices and stuff.

Ewww, did I just write that?
WOO BTW
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
i hate that wanker also
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft
a future laureate in our midst

Woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I would
buy greetings cards like that!
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# I was still embittered
by this

But I found the pic delightful as usual. A conflict of opinions!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)
# don't take it to heart
i'm a twat, remember this!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:27, archived)
# you're a talented one regardless!
absolutely no offence taken

I'm practising my italic use for when I take over the Sun's editorial :)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# the god bit stopped at his navel
and he had the human horn bit underneath.

just found it on my work machine, I knew I had it somewhere, finally I just searched for the horn...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ...... I wish I'd killed a few people, I wish I was in prison ..... I wish I was a mass murderer ..... and I was in prison so Lord Longford could come round and give me the horn .....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# What the fack do they know about the horn?
What do BBC twooo know about the facking horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# He'd probably enjoy it
Woo though..

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Yes.
Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Mr Mushybees
you are a man after my own heart.

He's a talentless arrogant twat.
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And I bet he smells.

Edit: Oops I got carried away. I forgot the..

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# I just found myself looking at this for ages!
;¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# rar!
*increases the voltage*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Woo
Tim Burgess is a Charlatan, but he's a talented one.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
He's loving amperes instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Yes!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# nobbie crapiams!


woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Your poems are better than "robbieraps"
"im the honoury sean connery born 74 theres only one of me" (Thank fuck for that!)
(Mr.2stripe, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# "I just wanna feel...
5,000 volts, right up my jap eye"

Wicked!!!
(Reverend Creepy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)