I refer the honourable gentleman
to the answer I gave some time ago
www.b3ta.com/board/5515156
Edit: Macaroni pies? Are you sure?
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:26,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5515156
Edit: Macaroni pies? Are you sure?
Yes there is
the next time I have one I'll take a photo.
Here's one
www.veadas.net/gallery/toastie/Photo0106.jpg
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 13:03,
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Here's one
www.veadas.net/gallery/toastie/Photo0106.jpg
'A goosed mushroom and a stream of Glenmorangie'
sellotapes Dave
EDIT: I hope you are taking photos!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:27,
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EDIT: I hope you are taking photos!
A toasted Cheese and Bacon Sarnie with Brown Sauce
A Packet of Chili Heatwave Doritos
A Mars Bar
All Washed down with a can of Diet Coke
Now-9-days-free-of-cigarettes's redsushi!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:27,
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A Mars Bar
All Washed down with a can of Diet Coke
Now-9-days-free-of-cigarettes's redsushi!
are you sure you could manage all night long?
maybe go for half and hour first and see how you get on.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:40,
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maybe go for half and hour first and see how you get on.
See?
You would have said something far cooler if you were still smoking.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:40,
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I was discussing the loss of cool on Friday with my mate.
So I decided I am going to buy a tweed trilby and grow a beard.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:42,
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hat = sexy
beards = worse than smoking
my advice is wear a pashmina - only a black one though....
oooh and pink shirts are SEXY
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:43,
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my advice is wear a pashmina - only a black one though....
oooh and pink shirts are SEXY
As long as you drink twice as much to compensate
you should be fine.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:46,
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You're missing a couple of a's from your bad
Smokers = baaad.
In the bad means good sense of the word.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:40,
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In the bad means good sense of the word.
how do you know that this wasn't what was intended in the first place eh?
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:45,
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A fine tasty lunch!
I hope you have at least six slices of toast with that.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:31,
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Heinz
Meditteranean Tomato and Bacon Soup, and an apple
I've already eaten my Morrisons Cheese and Onion Crisps and the leftover out-of-date M&S Chocolate Mininb Bites
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:27,
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I've already eaten my Morrisons Cheese and Onion Crisps and the leftover out-of-date M&S Chocolate Mininb Bites
THat's a braw lunch!
Do you have bread and butter with that, I hope so.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:31,
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No bread dammit
In my tired stupor this morning forgot to pack it
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:34,
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3 cheese and onion sarnie
washed down with minute maid froot fresh
have given up smoking un-aided today!
so far, so good!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:28,
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have given up smoking un-aided today!
so far, so good!
I could now too
It comes and goes, goes quicker as the time goes by. Bear with it, I'm nearly a thousand pounds up since I stopped.
Next patient please nurse!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:42,
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Next patient please nurse!
Congratulations
I took up smoking again on New Year's Day, for reasons I can't quite fathom.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:34,
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Well so long as
you don't inspire me to take it back up again as well, I shouldn't worry about it too much...
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:42,
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Today, Duke, I am having the mother of all manwiches
Roasted tomato, aubergine and mushrooms, shoved between two slices of crusty white bread along with some red quinoa, lemon mayonnaise, red onion and mature cheddar. Wrapped in foil and shoved in the oven for optimum meltage.
Then I'm going to have a piece of fruit, a square of chocolate, and a glass of apple squash.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:28,
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Then I'm going to have a piece of fruit, a square of chocolate, and a glass of apple squash.
The term 'manwich' refers to level of heartiness rather than actual fillings
A manwich can contain anything so long as it's big and hot.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:51,
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You're
Eating the Alphabet again
aren't you ?
(Two Q's - well done !)
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:34,
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aren't you ?
(Two Q's - well done !)
I couldn't find a way to get any 'v's or 'z's in there today
But I guess two 'q's is quite good going.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:36,
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I had 2 sandwiches
containing sausage, bacon, egg and tomato relish, a packet of jalapeno flavour crisps
and a large mug of Tetley's.
Hurray for the return of DTF - Happy New Year!
.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:28,
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and a large mug of Tetley's.
Hurray for the return of DTF - Happy New Year!
.
That is a braw lunch too
good choice on having two of those aswell!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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A sandwich with
Chicken schnitzel, Bacon, Cheese, An Egg and Barbecue sauce
With a litre of Peach Iced Tea.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:29,
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With a litre of Peach Iced Tea.
I bought chips,
but the sandwich was plenty, and the chips weren't too special when they got cold.
It's weird how some chips are nice cold but others aren't...
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:36,
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It's weird how some chips are nice cold but others aren't...
erm....
i shall be making mash potato with parsnips. then some cauliflour and broccoli. ermmm... ohh what else... oh yeah...
A BIG LUMP OF JUICY GAMMON.
and then i'm going to back a choccy cake and have several cups of tea. :)
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:29,
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A BIG LUMP OF JUICY GAMMON.
and then i'm going to back a choccy cake and have several cups of tea. :)
*gets in car*
hmm - It'll be cold by the time I get there
*trundles back in rain to office and soup*
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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*trundles back in rain to office and soup*
That's a fine lunch!
you should have cheese sauce with the cauliflour and some chips.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:35,
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That's pure genius, pffft
Today sir I do not know what I am having for lunch. I do however know that I shall be having Fish and Chips for tea.
This plan was first developed yesterday, late afternoon. Having missed lunch I decided that fish and chips were in order, I waited a long time for them. A very long time. Only to discover when I went to purchase forementioned chips (with fish), that infact the shop was closed. As it had been all day.
In conclusion, today is most certainly fish and chip day. So help you god if you try and stop me.
Thank you for your time
Jessie.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:29,
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This plan was first developed yesterday, late afternoon. Having missed lunch I decided that fish and chips were in order, I waited a long time for them. A very long time. Only to discover when I went to purchase forementioned chips (with fish), that infact the shop was closed. As it had been all day.
In conclusion, today is most certainly fish and chip day. So help you god if you try and stop me.
Thank you for your time
Jessie.
if you left the fish and chips until tommorrow
then you could come to my chippy :)
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:35,
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workin' four nights a week
which means that two nights a week i get all the fish, chips, chicken, and sausages that i can carry! :)
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:39,
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I've heard she serves deep fried anything goes
in Kia Ora batter too
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:43,
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i suggest getting bigger arms
then you can carry more.
then everyones a winner (except for you boss who will go slowly bankrupt)
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:43,
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then everyones a winner (except for you boss who will go slowly bankrupt)
Your dinner will be braw!
you should have a steak and onion baguette for lunch.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:36,
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Oooh!
Perhaps, you just reminded me that there is a subway in town, they may have a yummy sandwich worthy of lunchtime consumption
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:40,
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Is it just me or
does everything from Subway taste the same no matter what it is you order? I used to think Italian BMT was the best as well, then I tried something else and I couldn't actually tell the difference.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:48,
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Did you try ordering different stuff?
I've no expert because I've only eaten there a few times, but it's been very nice when I have
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:48,
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I've no expert because I've only eaten there a few times, but it's been very nice when I have
Oh no, don't get me wrong
I like it as well! It's just that I've tried two or three different combinations now and I can never tell the difference... I'll have to try two at once someday. Or go with a friend instead of on my own.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:53,
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Going with a friend is always fun
Going with a few is even more so
Everyone should try going with a few close friends at some point
/helpful
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:54,
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Everyone should try going with a few close friends at some point
/helpful
Nothing yet,
I'm off work today and so have to cook for myself. But it'll probably involve bacon, egg and pita bread.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:29,
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No, don't have bacon, egg and pita bread.
Have bacon, egg, sausages, fried bread, tattie scones, beans,fried tomatoes, toast and pita bread.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:37,
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Bazoo! That sounds a braw lunch.
I'll be making that then. In your face arteries.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:39,
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Roast Beef Sarnies
Organic Welsh Beef
home baked bread
Proper butter
Horseradish sauce.
Orange Juice
Then off to the pub.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:29,
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home baked bread
Proper butter
Horseradish sauce.
Orange Juice
Then off to the pub.
Is 'proper' butter that lovely rich yellow stuff that actually tastes of something?
As opposed to the bland pale stuff you get in Tesco's.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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what do you mean proper butter?
did you make it?
i made my own butter last night, it's yummy and so simple.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:38,
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did you make it?
i made my own butter last night, it's yummy and so simple.
i don't know about that but it makes your wrist hurt.
Thor's butter recipe
You will need
Empty Jam Jar
Double cream (best if it's been in the fridge a couple of days, but not nessesary).
How to do it
Take the Jam Jar and fill it about 1/3rd the way with double cream, put the lid on tightly, now shake it like fuck, at first it will slop then it will go silent, well done you have now whipped the cream, carry on shaking like your doing an impression of michael j fox, you may notice that the cracks has started to crack in places when viewed in the jam jar, this is how clotted cream is made, carry on shaking like bez on massive drug high, all of a sudden it will form a lump and then will start sloshing about, you have now made butter and buttermilk, carry on shaking for a bit, your aiming to seperate the butter from the butter milk.
now stop, empty the butter milk down the sink and fill the jam jar with cold water, slosh around and empty, do this until the water is clear, empty the butter onto a chopping board (i find a wooden one better) and use the back os a wooden spoon to squish out any remaining butter milk, et voila, butter, form it into a pat and wrap it in grease proof paper and bung it in the fridge or enjoy it on piping hot toast straight away.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:54,
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You will need
Empty Jam Jar
Double cream (best if it's been in the fridge a couple of days, but not nessesary).
How to do it
Take the Jam Jar and fill it about 1/3rd the way with double cream, put the lid on tightly, now shake it like fuck, at first it will slop then it will go silent, well done you have now whipped the cream, carry on shaking like your doing an impression of michael j fox, you may notice that the cracks has started to crack in places when viewed in the jam jar, this is how clotted cream is made, carry on shaking like bez on massive drug high, all of a sudden it will form a lump and then will start sloshing about, you have now made butter and buttermilk, carry on shaking for a bit, your aiming to seperate the butter from the butter milk.
now stop, empty the butter milk down the sink and fill the jam jar with cold water, slosh around and empty, do this until the water is clear, empty the butter onto a chopping board (i find a wooden one better) and use the back os a wooden spoon to squish out any remaining butter milk, et voila, butter, form it into a pat and wrap it in grease proof paper and bung it in the fridge or enjoy it on piping hot toast straight away.
hahaha!
I made that once when I was in cubs but we put salt in ours too.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:57,
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yes
you can add salt, i crush my salt to a fine powder, it helps to preserve the butter.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 13:02,
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We done that at primary school
Thanks for the new and improved recipe.
May I suggest saving the buttermilk though? It can be used in all sorts of things, such as pancakes, muffins and salad dressings. Waste not, want not.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:58,
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May I suggest saving the buttermilk though? It can be used in all sorts of things, such as pancakes, muffins and salad dressings. Waste not, want not.
Hurrah
for folks prepared to make their own foodstuffs.
You ought to get the cream from your own cow though !
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 13:13,
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You ought to get the cream from your own cow though !
hahaha
sounds like my local kebab place
"you like my meat, no? yes? no? you want mayo? yes? YES? yes." *squirts*
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:36,
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"you like my meat, no? yes? no? you want mayo? yes? YES? yes." *squirts*
With chips and mustard I hope.
if not then you're disqualified.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:39,
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new year's res lunchie
bringing in from home so:
2 pitta pockets filled with Tuna/mayo/sweetcorn seasoned with crushed black pepper and lemon
1 multipack can tesco diet cola
1 Shape Solo Blackberry yoghurt
1 bag of Cream'n'cheesy flavoured NikNaks
and I walked into work today!
*gloats*
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:30,
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2 pitta pockets filled with Tuna/mayo/sweetcorn seasoned with crushed black pepper and lemon
1 multipack can tesco diet cola
1 Shape Solo Blackberry yoghurt
1 bag of Cream'n'cheesy flavoured NikNaks
and I walked into work today!
*gloats*
Braw!
You should save the haircut until Wednesday and have cornedbeef sandwiches with that.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:40,
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It's a fine idea
but I don't want to get little bits of hair in my lovely corned beef!
Fuck it, I declare it CORNED BEEF DAY today as I see Sir Hat is on the spurious beef products.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:42,
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Fuck it, I declare it CORNED BEEF DAY today as I see Sir Hat is on the spurious beef products.
Ham
Baked Limerick ham, with cabbage, mustard sauce and new potatoes.
Sticky toffee pud to follow!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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Sticky toffee pud to follow!
ham and cheese bagette (with water cress if it's not rotted over the weekend)
salt and vinegar nobbys crisps
tea
coke
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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tea
coke
I am eating...
A plethora of mixed sandwiches including :
Egg mayo & cress
Cheese & tomato with mayo
Cheese & coleslaw
For dessert I will be ating a king size mars bar.
I will be drinking Orange Oasis to wash it down.
*munch, munch, munch*
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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Egg mayo & cress
Cheese & tomato with mayo
Cheese & coleslaw
For dessert I will be ating a king size mars bar.
I will be drinking Orange Oasis to wash it down.
*munch, munch, munch*
Jeepers!
that's certainly not enough, you better watch that you don't starve to death.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:43,
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Cream of tomato soup
with warmed ciabatta. Probably followed by a Lemsip cos I am all of teh ill.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:34,
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Oooh lovely
I do like a good huggle.
*allows nose to drip on your shoulder*
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:54,
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*allows nose to drip on your shoulder*
Thank you
It was nice and warm. I think I may have a hot Ribena now too.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:56,
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As I'm ill I've had
A sausage, egg, bacon and tomato sandwich and I'm currently eating a massive bag of jalapeno chilli and cheese McCoys
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:36,
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apologies to the vegetarians but it's....
Granary sandwiches containing slices of cold beef left over from yesterday's sunday roast accompanied by Shropshire Blue cheese and home-made Piccallili sauce
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:37,
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Do not apologise to the Vegetarians!
If they were meat eaters, we would have cheaper meat!
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:41,
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Why apologise? you're lunch is braw
Shropshire blue cheese is grand stuff and so is roast beef.
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:47,
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No need to apologise
If I wasn't vegetarian, I would eat your sort of lunch (or Thor's or Gusset's).
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:55,
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Homemade carrot & coriander soup
accompanied by its good friend, turkey & sutffing sandwiches
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Mon 9 Jan 2006, 12:37,
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