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# Fuck OFF
YOU FUCKING RETARDS GET JOBS

I FUCKED YOUR DEAD NANS

THEN FUCKED YOUR DEAD GRANDADS

NOW MOVING ONTO YOU BABY SIBLINS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Cool.
When shall I tell them to expect you?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Right after Hollyoaks
I imagine
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# oh good,
when you gunna fuck me?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# -
IL SHOOT AN HOLE IN YOUR HEAD THEN FUCK IT
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# yay
sexy tiem!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# excellent
do hury up, there's a really exciting jewellery session on qvc in a minute
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I hope you have tissues.
That sounds messy, and I've run out I'm afraid.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# lol""2""22222"""twelvety-two""2"""22
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# So your cock is roughly the width of a bullet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# razer sharp, as ever
good girl, keep it up!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *looks for 'I like this' button*
*Fails*

*Sets up shrine to comma instead*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# You mean they are supposed to be wider?
*buys D1sc0uNt p1lls*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# "an hole"
top grammar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *jiggles*

*eats tin of roses*

who want's one? there's none of the caramel barrels left, sorry...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ooh yes please, can I have a toffee?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# you sure can!
i can't :(
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# aw...
why no toffees for TUTT?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Braces?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# you bet
but they're off in the summer YAAAAAAAAY
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# well, thanks for my toffee anyway,
you can have one in the summer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# oooh, can I have one of the strawberry creams?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# oooh - the last one!
lucky you!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Me me me me
*offers cake in exchange*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# which would you like?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# One of those triangle ones please.
*gives cake anyway*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# oh you can have them
they're horrid !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# they are my faves! mmmmm....praline
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *shares*
Want some cake too?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# cor! yes please
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# praline moments
are silver and round and yummy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# the green triangles are praline so why don't you like them? huh? huh?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# they're in quality streets
not roses :P
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# So they are
I bagsy a chunky truffle!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Yay!
Everyones a winner.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# FUDGE!
FUDGE!
FUDGE!
FUDGE!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# how rude! ;P

here yah go :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ooh ooh
Fudge for me please
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# thought so :)
of course...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I'll have the green diamond shaped one please
Or is that quality street?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# might be
they're yukky either way - you can have them :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Boo's
You gave them all to the Doctor
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# mwahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# LOL!
ROFL! LMAO!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Neds more black metal
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ooo likey!
What program did you use?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I'm pooing on your face.
Right now, poo poo poo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# yay!!
b3ta needs more scat!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# doo-dat-a-doo-diddle-yadda-yaa-yadda.
You gotta love anyone who can call themselves a Scatman.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# you most certainly do
be ba ba badda bo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# That's a lot of fucking

you stud
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Oh dear, looks like the wind blew some crap in.
Bye please.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hey Zelkren
i love u :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# No Homework to do tonight then, you...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Siblings

please learn to spell you fucktard.

and for your information, i have a job, i also own my own house and have a car, so i don't have to have my parents drive me around, also i enjoy fine wines rather then then hanging around near the local off licence trying to get someone to buy me beer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Smug Bastard!
;)

Edit: Oops I forgot to CMFP

AICMFP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^This
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Say your catchphrase and do that kerraazzy thing you do with your eyes, go on!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Indeed, get some jobs, work hard,
and then you will be allowed to prove your manlyness through the medium of message board trolling.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# You know that bit at the end of Se7en, where they're all like
"What's in the box? What's in the box?"

It would be great if it cut to this pic and abruptly ended.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# you look familiar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Bring on the Funk
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hamm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ZELKREN STOP
AM APPROVING OF NEW TELEGRAM STYLE OF POST STOP KEEP IT UP STOP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# AAAAhhhahahahahahahahahaha
AOL!

You actually pay money (or your family do) for the worst provider of internet access on the planet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# It's cruel to mock the afflicted
My parents are on AOL. It's just about usable if you bypass the AOL software and connect using PPPOE instead.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)