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# It's the only possible explanation

Next week, the shocking truth behind Bergerac
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)
# hahahahaha *clicks*
I love that. And I also quite like Time Team.

/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I love the setup of Time Team
and the comedy characters, but it bores me rigid when I try and watch it.
I want them to find a dinosaur, or maybe an unknown and buried civilisation in Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# i love it
but i can't watch it cos my wife takes the piss throughout
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Congrats on the truly dreadful FP
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Seamy to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
ta! (i didn't even know)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahaha

that tree hasn't aged a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# it's got taller, you just can't see how much so
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hehe
good call
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I reckon it's the original tree's
Great grandson.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
can't wait till next week, do bergerac tomorrow.

'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Now that I would watch!
'NING ALL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# 'ning ives
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# 'ello wheezers
all set for today?
I raided my piggy bank and got £6!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# awesome!
Yea, although its looking quite likely to piss it down at some point
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# it's only rain!!
there's no soap in it, i checked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hehe :D
That's ace! I watched one where the weird-farmer-esque guy was like "Screw the technology, I THINK there's something down this river..." - Few minutes later, he finds something!

YOOS TELLS THA' TROOTHS!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# he's great
I love it when he's practicing the lost art of hitting a flint with another flint to make it a different shape.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i don't need no geo fizz i got a bloody map.
/and the council only knocked it down 40 years ago because it didn't have planning permission.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# "I know all the Roman ruins are over there
but what if we walked over here and looked under, oh say, this here rock? Oh my gosh! Look at that! A human skeleton which must be Roman and not that annoying intern from last seasons show"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Haha
My favourite is when they find wood... they go CRAZY!

They even have a special wood lady sometimes!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# and the call goes out...
WE'VE GOT WOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Haha Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# WOOD?
*posts hot asian ladies*
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# no
/tired of massive animated woos that are almost NSFW blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Aww....
*Puts them back in their box*
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Every episode I've seen they've only found walls and strategically placed rocks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Damn...
Maybe I've watched too many? Although all this speak of it makes me want to watch more!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# That's evidence of a vitally important Iron Age settlement
It was obviously the Kitchen due to the huge Deposits of Royal Doulton Iron Age pottery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Haha
"It is highly likely that this very wall held back the romans and saved the british!"
*gestures to 1ft high pile of rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# ...and here we see were Emporer Claudius IX gave
Octavio the approval to build a villa in the middle of a field just outside Cheltenham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# People may or may not have actually sat on this rock!
over a hundered years ago!
*gestures*
*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# gosh!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *starts enthusiastically scraping at a patch of slightly different coloured earth*
"look! It's a ditch"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# and here's a sketch vicor did of what that stone would have looked like
as part of the vast metropolis that once stood here. it had dogs and chickens and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# They are rather fine though
I wish I could visualise Stone Age Chickens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# they just had bigger foreheads!
get JJ to draw some!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# JJ's jurassic chickens would
Have boobs and lesbian tendancies
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha nice
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# heya db
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# hey kweez
I trust the morning is treating you as wonderfully as it is me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# yea, I'm not on fire yet
which I consider to be a good sign
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Haha!
That's what I say to people when they ask how I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# haha Yea I normally find my day couldn't get worse
when it reaches the point when I suddenly combust.

'ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning
Nearly Wednesday, so by extension nearly Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# silly silly silly
woo *clicks
(pdjpdj, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning mate.
I knew are archeologist once. Aparantly Time Team is a dirty word for them as they rush everything and spoil it all for future digs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Surely once it has been dug up
There's no point in doing it again?

Archeologist should unite and dig a huge hole to see how deep they can go!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# crikey
"I think we may just have discovered coal!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I've seen that arguement
Its a real split opinion, Time Team is great because it gets people interested, helps draw attention to sites and does find some stuff. But it also is comedy archaeology and as you say rushes things badly only to cover them up again at the end quite often.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# because the landowners want to graze sheep on it or build a temple
to the great god Aldi or something
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# You ever see that one when they exposed a land owner as a fraud?
They even found a bronze age sword, but the idiot had put it on top of some barbed wire.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Brilltastic
and woo to stasis trees!

I love the Time Team and I Just Don't Care!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# It got taller and fatter
like most trees over time.

You just can't see how tall
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# marvellous stuff
(ivor_the_engine, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# that's high praise from a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# if I could click that I would.
EDIT: Oh fuck it, I'll ignore you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking fantastic

they could make Time Team - The Movie

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# morning Swaz
we got extra sign-ups!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hurrah!
I will go and have a look.

I have been down at Twickenham this weekend, so haven;t checked anything since Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahahah
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'd be more interested in the 2000 year old tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# It's just taller you fool
and quite possibly petrified
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Petrified forests are very interesting too
I believe there are only 3 in Europe or perhaps even the world!

edit/ wiki tells me there are only two major petrified forests in the world, and I've been to both!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!
Braw! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
that is utterly hatstand!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Haha! Yay!!!
Can we have a shocking truth behind Poirot too??
(Vega31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# woo
This belongs on the frontpage
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
almost lolled up my branflakes there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# my dad's an archaeologist
He has a beard and wears bad jumpers.


they're an easily recognisable species.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# time team is my favourite programme
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Quality stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)