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A fucking genuine rp gnop!

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Cocksure, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

yes, it's called cherubism

well done for pointing at people who are different to you.
Here, perhaps if you educate yourself a little you won't be such a twat:
www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=9508

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

It's stupid because Cherubs are actually big fuck-off muscley angel men with swords

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

i thought they were a band

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

I thought that cherubs were the cute Victorian invented babies in paintings

derived from cherubim and seraphim of the bible

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

were the seraphim not the six legged leathery winged scary ones?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

yes.

"... I saw the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up; and His train filled the Hekhal (sanctuary). Above Him stood the Seraphim; each had six wings: with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he flew."

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

thats the ones

I knew it involved a six

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

how the fuck did he see where he was flying?

load of arse, if you ask me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

If you must insist on going round saying that these things are imaginary

then you have no right to complain about them being able to see through wings that are imaginary. Tchoh!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

eh?

i said it was a load of arse
like 'long kiss goodnight' is a load of arse
it's fiction, and it doesn't even have the decency to make sense

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Surely fiction doesn't make sense by definition?

just because it hasn't happened.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

Exactly

and what definitely doesn't make sense is going...

1) "This is all fiction!"
2) "How can they possibly see through wings that don't exist in the first place?!"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

yes it does

fiction still has to obey cause and effect or it's just a string of random words

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

No it's not

quite a lot of fiction isn't internally consistent, yet it's still comprehenedable.

I mean, yeah, shit fiction, but it's still fiction.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

that's my original point

it's a 'load of arse'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

that's about 95% of modern fiction though

all media

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

it can still be internally consistent

apparently

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

can, doesn't have to

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

Long Kiss Goodnight was fucking awesome

thank you very much

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

i'm with you on this one

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

it was a load of bollocks

badly written and directed bollocks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Well I liked it

Geena Davis and Sam Jackson for the win

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

and the nephilim?

a subset of angelic beings with human mothers?
the "watcher" angels?
the "sons of god"?
or a bunch or pasty face cowboy goths with a penchant for flour and electric hedgetrimmers?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hmmm

I'm writing a short film about the Nephilim at the moment

but it'll probably turn out to be a serious rip-off of Hellraiser.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

in the style of Richard Stanley?

be sure to include a severed head in a barrel, lots of stalking through graveyards, cowboy hats and black & decker product placement.

oh.. you meant that angelic type.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

i thought cherubs were the bits of bakewell tarts no-one ever eats

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

This ^

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

cherub is the singular of cherubim

saying cherubs is just me being lazy

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

or talking about something different to the bible ones

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Oh? So in what context do cherubs exist outside of the bible?

I'd wager that if you ask someone who's making cherub things where cherubs are from, they'll say the bible.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

well they possibly appeared in the Tanakh first

then the bible, but I've read interpretations in many works of fiction. Then there are people who paint cherubs (fat babies with wings) with no religious conotation whatsoever in the artist's mind.

But the point is cherubism the medical condition is named after the chubby babies in paintings, not the original source of those images be they large men with spears or creatures like this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Human_headed_winged_bull_facing.jpg which is a Shedu and possible original basis for the Cherubim.

It's like a bit like calling a vaccuum cleaner a hoover when its a dyson.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Yes.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

I thought cherub

was what Sonny Bono used to do til he bought skis.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

cher rub?

LOLZ

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

I think they were a medieval invention with looks based on cupid.

www.answers.com/topic/cherub

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

based on raphaelite paintings of cupid

Cupid/Eros were both adult men at one point. Read the Iliad.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

no they weren't

primarily cos they AREN'T FUCKING REAL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

not the same thing

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

i've changed this text four times now

don't think i wont do it a 5th!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

My understanding of Eros/Cupid

is that he was able to appear to man in any form he chose (I mean age of person actually )

I may be mistaken, it's been 25 years since I did any classical studies.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

As much as any other god, yes

but they tend to have favourite forms.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

or little

chubby babies if you are all pre-Raphealite*

wild guess at the period

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

post, not pre

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

which hideous bastard thought up that name?

it sounds like a piss take at best.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Rawr.

I didn't know that was the name.

That's a lovely name. I know, probably not the nicest thing to have happen to you, but if I was going to have a condition, I'd want it to have a nice name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

no. no. no.

It's like being born one eye and having your condition named cylcopism.

It's all just a bit harsh in my opinion.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

what's wrong with cylcopism?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

it just sounds a bit crap.

something more medical sounding is more appropriate.

eg. people who can't move their legs are paraplegic, not limpleg-ism sufferers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

or being born with a really crap heel

and having your condition named Achilles' Heel.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

Oh I don't know.

I think after a certain amount of time you just stop thinking about it and learn to live with whatever it is. My best mate has Spina Bifida and she calls it her shittyspineyosis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

I still think spina bifida sounds like a fruity cocktail

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

I think it sounds like a Brazillian gangfight

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fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

everything sounds like a brazillian gangfight

hmm, maybe if you add the letter a after it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I always thought it was 'Spina Bifta' until about 5 years ago.

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Bifta = something completely different.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

that's why it always amused me

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

*licks*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

You have cuddles-rainbow disorder

we're going to have to put you down.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

office lol

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

*grabs scalpel and kidney dish*

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

It's GNOPS, damn you.

*Shakes fist*
*Nazi*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

i didn't even notice that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

you're slipping

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Sponge, sir!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

hamtoucher

repost of an unshopped pic in a new thread

all you have left is to piss on my shoes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

or leech it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

GAH!

the prink!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

'It's four in the funking morning!'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

it's not hiphop, it's electro

prink

i love them, and my mate looks a lot like peter serafinowtiz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Is he a cunt like him?

I heard he is one. Not your mate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

really

he seemed like a nice bloke when i met him (albeit briefly)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Showbiz bint.

I'll believe you, it was only the internet that told me otherwise. It told me Simon Pegg was an arse and all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

fat or weirdly thin and ill looking version?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

He looks odd when he's thin and ill looking.

He looks quite nice all chubby in his velous jacket in Black Books.

You look Fran-tastic....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

*pisses on your shoes*

repost of a shopped pic in an old thread:

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

This is wonderful.

Yes'm.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

unshopped

if you'd at least de-gnops'd it it would be fine!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

I want to see a paraplegic next

those crazy kids.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

hows about a deformed cat foetus

dont click these if you are not strong of stomach.

i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/pendrotim7/cyclops-kitten1.jpg

or a cyclopidean still born...

www.scottcarneyonline.com/photos/cyclops.jpg

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

not sure he was actually putting in a request dude!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

no i wasn't

*doesn't click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

erm

faq says something about images you did not make and links. Plus I hope you never get a disfiguring disease. I really do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

I don't agree with you. I really don't

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

You

lose

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

What the hell is a Gnop?

And why are you leaching that pic?

Didn't you read the FAQ?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Gnasher's cock

when he's got a cold.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

I saw the documentary about Vikki Lucas

she is one of those people who makes you realise that your silly little problems are really not worth bothering about.

She is incredibly brave

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

^this^

also the reason for my calling the poster a twat to begin with

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

have you already seen the "pain series"?