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# Our Daughters Gone Missing....
But at least we got to meet the Pope, have an extended stay in portugal and call their police daygo spicks.

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Might want to delete this....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# er....
why?
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# People often get upset if you start a thread
without a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Because
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Woo!
(Adrian Monk, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Also you are a prick
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# and it's not funny

millions of catholics are now neglicting their children in the hope they will be kidnapped and the parents can get an audience with the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# millions?
*looks around for free kids*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Quick, grab as many as you can!
Before these fools realise they're worth about 2.6 million each
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# prick?
Of the highest order and proud of it.
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# are you a regular or a true troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I'd say
A true troll
Because i've noticed that you hardly ever produce any artwork yet bitch that janet and john is getting harder for you these days without the picture refs
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# yay, a chance to try out my new b3ta bunker pic!
to the bunker!

(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i ain't going in there!
those memes give me the fear!

nice pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# aww, come on in, the water's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# that's not a pool
it's a big pot!

*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# damn *puts away huge knife and fork*
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# cannibal tribes lacked the technological advances in metal work to produce a pot big enought to hold a 'white man'
so the drawings of old that you see in books are incorrect, they were more liekly to chop you up and BBQ bits of you over an open fire.

strange but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# But i'm not going to B&Q!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# homebase?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm, BBQ
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# they could spit-roast you
I'd have thought

(pfft)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i must invite you round for lunch one afternoon

;)

*texts rugby team*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I see no fear
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ah see.
i said the fear
not teh fear.

there's a difference, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Either way I'm suiting up
and heading in
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# nice looking joystick t-shirt you got there
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Haha
I like how chunky Brian's suit is.
Domo FTW! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I recognise that door
I used to walk through it five days a week. The smoking area is off to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! schesis reported missing on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Not forgetting the substantial "Help find madeleine fund"
and celebrity attention
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah...
What IS that money for?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# It......helps
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# it helps with the pain
all the money baths really sooth the hurt
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I knew b3ta was cynical
But you're all starting to sound like conspiracy theorists
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I've always enjoyed a good conspiracy
It makes me feel like a sleuth
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 3) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I never worked that out
Volenteers don't get paid
The papers fund themselves
The posters would have been sponsored

Ransom money?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# My understanding was it was a reward for information
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I got some information...
she's probably dead by now.

So where's my cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *mustnt laugh*
sod it HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# and this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ^this
*sniggers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ...that's the first time
I've hestitated over the 'Post' button
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# haha yea
hull
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
#
I've also just thought, it is actually cheaper to get someone killed than it is to find them.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
Quote of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# but how much have they raised already?
Don't get me wrong, but a £1,000,000 reward is just as appealing as 5.

If I had information, I wouldn't try hold out for another million
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# this is true
infact i'll grass on my own mother for that kind of money.

i think its up to £2.6 million reward now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I would hold out
I'd want an audience with the pope and watch him finger his ring
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# re: the sponsorship
It was in bad taste, I thought, to lay out that big useless poster news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6698215.stm in News of the World format.
(Junathan testing..., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I knew a West Indian girl
in Aylesbury called Ophelia Dick. She had a Brother called Everard. I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you might want to see
www.b3ta.com/board/7233527
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I've now got Tequila by Terrorvision in my head
aaarrggghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hmm
Oh rules - schmules
(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# touche
smouche
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hehe, needs more picture ;)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# indeed
i might have some pics this afternoon, just ned to get some darn work out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# crack on dear boy,
crack on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
I own a mug with his face on it; brandishing the headline

"I'M NOT GAY, I'M SPECIAL"

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# how utterly dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# why is he sweating?
is the VAT man round?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Tuesday was yesterday
*flogs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# You utter hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
ps

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# This is just creeping me out
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# ....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# anyone else
notice the unfortunate anagram of Maddie...?
(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# yes, unfortunately, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# dime ad

the people who make dime bar are missing a trick, they could make millions off of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# im dead?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Then how did you post that message?
You're fooling no one, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Its just for tax purposes
When the year is over he'll go and explain that it was a huge mistake
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I never thought of that
Perhaps she's telling us... from beyond the grave...

*releases mist for added affect*
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ew
*holds nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 'lo chief
*edit* wait, she came back from the grave and changed her name?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# oh well done you :)
*slow claps*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
'ning archie
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# pffft
how cutting :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I would be sarcastic, but it may be lost on him :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# really
how interesting
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I was genuinely confused with /talk for a moment there

much like yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Dear Lord
Is that Steve Cougan?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Really?
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)