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# Lunchtime!


Today for lunch I had paneer and stir-fried vegetables in satay sauce, and someone else's Tesco Finest praline chocolate, washed down with squash and a cup of coffee. What are you having?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# A Marathon
which for some inexplicable reason has 'Snickers' written on the packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# someone has stolen my Opral Fruits
and replaced them with these.. these.. Starbursts!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Bastards!
I still call them Opal Fruits, and no-one will ever persuade me to do otherwise.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# damn sraight!!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *misses*
*falls over*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I'm going to confuse the hell out of my kids
By buying them Marathons and Opal Fruits and cleaning the kitchen with Jif.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *endorses*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# perhaps
I can tempt you with this packet of 'Spangles' that I found at the back of the cupboard...
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Deep fry that and have it with chips
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Fine advice
you should be an offical deputy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i had two grotty egg sandwiches someone didn't want.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# who EVER wants egg sammiches!??
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# me
all the time. Egg is my second fave sammidge filling after cham!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Egg mayonaise with cress
On a white crispy baguette = bestest
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
#
cress more egg mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# sometimes they're nice,
not this time.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Why didn't they want them?
Egg sandwiches are nice.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# because he snuck off early for a pub lunch with his missus!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Three Vauxhall Corsas and a 1955 Chevy wingmirror


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# The correct number of Corsas and a splendid year for wing mirrors
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Don't be greedy now
I've had two Corsas

the red sporty one, I introduced to a rather dashing upright metal post when it tried to mate with a gleemng black BMW
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you should never try and cross breed
it'll only end in tears. I tried to snuggle mine up with a wall - with disaterous concequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Paneer!!! *drools*
I want paneer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# We bought a big packet in the Worldwide supermarket for cheap
Now tell us about your lunch please.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# A cup of coffee
and thoughts of food yet to come
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Insufficient
Nip down to the curry shop where Jimmy Saville goes and get yourself some chicken tikka masala.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yucky pasty
badly cooked chips
cold beans
can of pop
hula hoops
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Rubbish
Must try harder.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 1000 apologies
nice pasty
yummy chips
warm beans
can of pop
hula hoops

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i like drawing all my cars
this one was a jaguar
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# This has nothing to do with lunch though
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i've left my sandwich on the dash board
i think it may have melted :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Why?
/dave
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Cos we've done Dave the Hat, David Cameron and Golden Fanjita who is also called Dave
I'm just going through the Daves systematically.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You know, I think you should consider yourself lucky
that that second sentence can't end up on the stats board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# the pictures are all on FlickR though!!
*pervs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# That's rubbish.
/dave
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ha!


why?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# mechanically recovered ham sammich
crisps and chunky kit kat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hmm, bit of a poor showing for the ham there
But the crisps might make up for it if they're a decent flavour.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# walkers steak and onion
meat - teastic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# a post office
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# You are lucky to find one of them, they're rarer than hen's teeth these days
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# haha
i had a tesco sandwich with water
cos i forgot to make bread last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# was the water the filling?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# mmmm...soggy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What flavour?
And how can you forget to make bread?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# chicken and balsamic tomato on chilli bread
it was rubbish
i can forget to make bread by the simple expedient of not remembering
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Lunchtime!
- One ham salad sub with wholegrain mustard
- Mini Cheddars
- Choc chip Tracker bar
- Raspberry yoghurt

And the annoying arse in the office has been here a year, so there will be cake later :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Excellent
Enjoy your arse cake.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# An inch-thick jam sandwich
and a pint of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Crikey, I haven't had a jam sandwich since I was a nipper
Good nostalgia lunch there.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# For services to nostalgia you win this:


Don't eat it all at once.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Ham and lettuce sarnie with mustard mayonnaise.
But I ate it at half ten because I was a very hungry captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That's OK, early lunches are a good thing
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That's what I figured
I had it with a lovely cup of tea in a mug with www.kellyservices.co.uk written on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha! lovely Dave the Facts :D

I'm having an iron tractor and an infinity of clams

radiates mediocre

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Not together I hope
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# with chips!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yop
Raspberry Yop*

* the blood of 12 vestal virgins
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Yop: One of the most annoying adverts ever
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Bit one-dimensional.
Have another food group to balance it out.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# two soft boiled eggs
sprinkled with a cracked pepper medley
had a tooth removed this morning ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Another nostalgia lunch
Good work!

Don't forget to put the tooth under your pillow.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I will be having the following:
Banana, Peanut butter and honey on brown toast.
Fizzy pop
the severed hand of a bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# That sounds very comforting
Apart from the bear
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I had four cheese maccaroni 'n' cheese
with breadcrumb topping. And a twix.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Another comfort food lunch
Good work
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Cheese, ham, peanut butter and branston pickle sarnie
with cheese and onion crisps, banana, strawberry yogurt, squash and tea.
I can't see the pic but I'm sure its very amusing. ps woo to the fp!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Thank you Peter
The picture is of Davew27 the facts and says 'Dave likes drawing cars'.

Your lunch is excellent and well-rounded. Have a gold star.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# He he
Top fact

*wears star with pride*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# sausssage n mash pie from eat. mmmm
i know it's bad, but i promise to do a couple of laps of the office to burn it off.

/lie
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Is Eat a lot like Pret a Manger? I have never been in.
Pies are an excellent lunchtime food. Please eat without guilt.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# chinese curry, rice and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Very good, carry on
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
...Is eating a Cheese & Ham & Onion toastie, with tobasco seasoning.

Followed by large salad containing: onion, peppers (red,green,yellow), avocado, cheese(chedder), sweetcorn, beetroot, pasta, olives, salt, pepper & pesto dressing.

Yum!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Tasty and healthy
Well done.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
It's true because it's true.

Well done on the seed stick. I hope it's babybird friendly.

I had roast pork and stuffing sandwich from sainsburys and a chunky kitkat, I washed it down with a full pint of semi-skilled milt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I was about to tell you to post your lunch but then I remembered you have the same thing every fucking day
The seed stick is peanut-free and the tits are loving it. :)

[edit] and now you've completely disproved the first thing I said. Well done for branching out!
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's nice because I love tits
I have great tits in my nest box.

I have posted my fucking lunch and it's totally fucking different to fucking yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yes, I am very sorry to have preempted you
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# No matter.
I also have some robins nesting under my bush and a blackbird at the tip of my pine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# i'm having honey mustard chicken on white bread
with a bag of steak and onion crisps and coffee, white one sugar

hope i'm not too late
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# You're never too late!
Excellent choice of lunch, sexy 'I've got my own office and everything' lady. :)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# A feast of..
3x Slices of meat feast pizza from pizza hut left over from last night.
1x bottle of water
1x big bag of peanut M&M's
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Leftover pizza is lovely
Not sure about the peanut M&Ms though.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Fat free soft-cheese sandwiches. :(
I mean, how is that possible? Fat per 100g is TRACE.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oh dear, that doesn't sound very good at all
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# yeah doesn't it just. no wonder i keep giving up my efforts
to stop being a fat bloater.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# they must be cheese-free sandwiches
perhaps they were previously stored near some soft cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i made them myself
that's what's worse.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# pffft
I had a cheese and tomato panini, and a cup of tea. It was satisfactory.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It does indeed sound satisfactory
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hurrah
this is the first dave the facts post that i have ever liked.
congratumalations and help yourself to one of my chocolate brownies
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Thank you
I hope they are homemade and don't contain any cannibis.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# top facts. err, fact,
I had a brown bap filled with garlic chicken, melted cheese, salad mayo and chilli sauce, and a coke zero, washed down with a ford escort.

if i get hungry i shall try to have some fruit later.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That sounds super, apart from the Bloke Coke
It is a poor cousin to the original Diet Coke.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# cheese and ham toastie
food of the God-onna-budget.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Excellent choice
We've had a lot of old-school lunches today.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)