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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# a car
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Sometimes I love coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Coincidence?
Where? Where?
*spins around, knife poised*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# You really are a very angry little man, aren't you?
Ahhhhh, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Little?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# -r than some, yes.
How tall are you? You look tall, but that's no guarantee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# 6'2".
6'5" with boots on.
6'8" with my new boots on.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# New boots?
6 inch?

Transmuters?

I want to see these new boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Fuck they're gorgeous.
Demonia made my Dorothy shoes. Hang on...

images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/82000008/images/9/DOLLY-50RG.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Very nice too!
Didn't know Demonia did anything other than black ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Ah yes
Sometimes.

I want those Tomb Raider boots you can get from Pennangalan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# damn those are too sexy!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Nearly 7 foot?
Isn't that just a bit over the top?

*badum tish*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# what kind of coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# a similar one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# simultaniously?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# with a dash of contemporaneousness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# You'd need special equipment
And a strong beam to attach the swing to, but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# swing from me baby :p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you'd topple over.
That, or your hat'd fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# A golden eagle
Buying a speed boat. With a large deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# a non-anthro cat, stalking a leaf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# a tractor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# 'ning.
** zombie penguins **
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ning.
Draw a man stuck between rocks, gnawing his own hips to get free please.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# a sunset
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# The Kurgen building a motorised teabag carousel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ohhh my god ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# A roast beef sandwich
Locked in a safe
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Louis Armstrong
In a bikini, posing coquettishly for Billie Holiday, who should be wearing a big zoot suit and spats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I wish
i had some spats. Then i'd show everyone! Show them all!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I wish I did too.
And a cane.

I've got a trilby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# And some brown leather driving gloves
I could be king of the mods!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I've got white leather driving gloves!
I won them in a competition playing Gran Turismo.

I'm not entirely sure why they gave them to me, I don't drive apart from on the playstation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# A whale in a disco!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Something without massive breasts, please.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Kate moss??
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# No, Johnny Vegas
does have massive breasts.

*edit*
Haha! Caught you out there.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Better?
I hate when i read too fast. Costs me countless goes on pub millionaire.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# He said without massive breasts
EDIT: damn, seconds too slow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
#
Plenty of that here
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# The third picture on that results page
is of a naked woman and a naked man.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I have safesearch on.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Ah.
I find it amazing that searching for "dull" can bring up something not-dull.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
Uncorrect

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# you, sir have just unearthed a veritable goldmine of source pics.
click on the faces for hugeness

edit: internet gremlins!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I'm going to have nightmares involving this guy.
www.anesth.med.utah.edu/postgrad/images/Clark.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# he has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer....
*fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# the queen shitting into her butlers hat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# The Queen doesn't have butlers.
She has an army of Corgies trained for varied and specific tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Things that make you go mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# 15 otters bullying a crocodile
i actually saw this on the telly last night
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Haha
What was that on?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# The crocodiles versus otters channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# a david attenborough thing
they were nile otters and they lived in a group, whenever the corcs got too close they would all charge at it together and tease it.
they were pulling its tail and jumping on it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# draw a water slide that ends on tarmac.
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# The Duke of Wellington
carrying a large quantity of sultana scones in a brick-layer's hod along Ealing High Street. Onlookers are disturbed by his lack of trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ning, chap!
How's the new house?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# A klingon
In a job interview for a leading shampoo company
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
#
shampoo anti-aging cream
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
#
shampoo anti-aging cream Teeth whitening
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
Oh, dear. What does this say about their personal grooming habits?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Those damn greasy Klingons
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# a trembling leaf
perched on the edge of a mighty oak's tallest branch - the last leaf of autumn, about to meet its doom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^This
Holding on for dear life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Zombie Nurse Sally
oh my god she's be infected...


...her arms hanging off...


...as is one of her boobs...

...yet i can't run and she's coming for my spicy brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yeah more Nurse Sally
sounds nice. :)

Today's doodle of Nurse Sally looks awesome by the way, JJ
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Sky Diving Beauties.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# an SA version of
Cannonball run characters
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Ooh Ooh Ooh
^--- Thisssssssss.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# a walking stick
with a rather a little eye
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Whatever she's doing with that axe
If I sent you a picture of the arse at work could you draw her obliterating him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Me!
I have a long scarf and magic powers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# schrodinger's cat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# To draw it you'd have to observe it, thus collapsing the wave and making it take one form or the other,
so he'd just be drawing a dead cat or an alive cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# With undoubtedly huge tits!
Sure, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# something antropomorphic.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/7270771
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ^^ this!
It's got to be a hard life, after all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yay!
A giraffe having swimming lessons
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# George Formby as God.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Woo!
no-one else notice the cheeky link?

Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# it's pretty ironic that i was going to request Sally.
but it's even more ironic that i just stayed with a nurse called Sally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I'm married to a nurse named Sally
I'm not sure what this means
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it means you have good taste in ladies.
now where can i find her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Sexy Maddie's!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# DAY OF THE DENIZENS!!!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)