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# So mr b3th and I are chopping mushrooms for tonight's curry
and we found this one. Click for a funnier but NSFW picture.


We are very puerile.

Photo my mr b3th
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!
FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# You've stubbed your toe
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha :D
Bestest mushroom evarr by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Ha!
Squeeze it until it goes purple!

EDIT: Needs more smashing hair . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *squeezes*

*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not safe for curry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# that deserves pride of place uncut in the top of the curry
or possible as the centrepiece of a pair of naan bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# blimey! O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# That's funny also because from the thumbnail pic it reminds me of GIRL parts

Well, you know, sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# '_'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# that's what mr b3th thought
but somehow I was more drawn to the other connotation...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# well they all grow from the same thing in the womb
so somewhere in the middle could make you think of either.

You may also have invented a gay test
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Am I going mad? I only see vulva.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# a pint of what you had for breakfast please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# A joint and a cup of coffee?
I don't think I can pour you a pint of gear, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# top brekkie!
I had muesli and coffee

I should try smoking the muesli
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I can't imagine inhaling oat smoke being very good for you, unless you're a dead salmon.

I had to have photos taken of me yesterday X-P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# mugshot?
post the results then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Haven't got them sent over to me yet
First I have to shop them to fuckery- they're the new band photos. I look like a fucking emo, except for the one where half my face is obscured by my can of beer \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ^^this
dead salmons are funny and tasty with ginger, which also cannot be smoked easily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Really!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Really, I got that too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# oh well
maybe I'll see a real one, one day . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *sympathises*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# forget the sympathy
help the poor boy out!

I always abide by 34124 too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Pffft.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *asks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I also thought mushroom mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# ^this
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# a fungal quim if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# O_o
That's not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ya see it, ya say it, ya win it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# pffft
have you been watching Embarrassing Illnesses on C4?

Voyeurism dressed up as public information health advice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# HAHA!
That gay doctor examining the rugby team's tackle in episode 1 was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# funnily enough I preferred the netball team's boob examination
there's some gruesome things on that though, like the old boy with the microcock all bloody and bruised cos of his foreskin

eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# to each his own
mmmmmmmmmmicrocock!

I missed a few so downloaded that channel 4 watch again thing and it broke my fucking pc.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'ning miss!
*climbs under duvet*

*falls fast asleep*

*rubs eye unconsciously*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# (trouser) Snake?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hello you!
you're up late!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'm lurking in the building well after hours when I should be in the pub.
 
CURSE YOU, INTERNETS!

I TAKE THAT BACK, I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# DID I HEAR CORRECTLY?
DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMPUTER NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# YES, BUT ITTYBITTYKITTY HAS IT MOST OF THE TIME.
 
SOMETIMES I GET IT ON THE WEEKENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# DO YOU HAS A INTERNETS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I HAS HER INTERNETS! PRETTY GOOD FOR DIALUP, YES?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# YES. DO JOIN US ON A WEEKEND SOMETIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I THINK I WILL HAVE IT THIS WEEKEND! OHOHOHOHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I WILL BE SURE TO STICK AROUND THIS WEEKEND.
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# you should get the pub to drop beer into work!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *doesn't need to check*
*checks anyway*

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Phoaar!

good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# teehee!
right, bye b3ta, i'll be back in a week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# have fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# sorry to interrupt, but woo! Indy!
doesn't look too bad, but can he still roll under ginat stone doors as they close?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I bet he'd have a good go at giant doors
but ginat ones would give him some trouble I'd bet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# bah!
Have you scrolled down yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/7325066
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Oh don't do this to me.
I have a bit of a think about Harrison ford, but only when he's Indy. Even Han can fuck off for all I care.

Yum, he's looking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Harrison Ford is lovely
We had a Ford-Fest when I was at school.
Mosquito Coast = shit
Air Force One = not shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# :D
He pales in comparison to John Cusack though- my favourite actor for horning over.

In Grosse Point Blank he's gorgeous AND skilled in the arts of arsekickery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# hee hee
*saves to "captain wow" file for later exploitation*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# jesus he looks old
too old if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# old men are better than young ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not at swinging from ropes
and clinging to the underneath of moving trucks

he looks about ready for his cocoa
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Its like rocky
He was lured out of retirement etc
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ^^^^^This
/13 year age gap blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Ahhh, City of the Gods... Can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# NO I WON'T PHOTO YOUR MR B3TH
NOT AT ANY PRICE. YOU'RE OFF YOUR CHUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)