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# A girl band I could really get into (excuse the seams, was a quick 5 min mashup)


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(Bill Stickers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Eww, Yuk,
and other noises to that effect, GA are a bunch of talentless, ugly as sin, slaggy munters.

Well done with the 'shop anyway, but still EWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# This. Hard.
I didn't think they could be made worse, but the duplication of the ginger one has made it happen.

Feral harridans.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# That's right
You Can't Polish A Turd
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# fucking blasphemer!
Sarah Harding could fuck me sideways with a stretch armstrong any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# the lass from jurassic park 2?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# She played a velociraptor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Alan?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# oh..
you like hepititus then?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# She has hepatitus?
or are you speculamatating?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Damn right.
It's that 'Pussycat Dolls' lot that are the real munters. Ever seen them when they do an interview with close-ups?

P.S. Is it just me, or do the lyrics of 'Sound of the Underground' allude quite blatantly to bum-love?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# why do you know the words to a Girls Aloud song?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Because I didn't have a spare hand for the mute button...?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# That's bollocks, I'm afraid.
You would do them all, and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Ey up
Dick 'ed
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I had no idea who you were
until I looked at your profile

GAZ me
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Aaah, but
the important thing is...in what order.

You start (only 'cos I don't know their names).
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I just clicked on the blog in your profile.
You sir, are well-named. >:-[
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# :-D
another one bites the dust
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# And another one bites
And another one bites...

Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# b3ta
has made me paranoid about every link I see now. I always check first but still get caught out sometimes.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Seriously,
I'd rather nail my dick to a burning church
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I like the ginge one too.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# me too
She grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Someone told me the ginger one was engaged.
I assume he meant she was still in the toilet crying.
(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Did the cleaner get the first punch in this time?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# but you chose teh uglay one??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i used to thimnk the ginger one was best (i'm bias)
then i realised what a miserable cow she is!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# aye, but you'd up her.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# oh yeah!
after i've slapped that look off her face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# There's probably a way of reading that without it containing revolting amounts of misogyny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# there is?
*reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*



hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# wait there
I'm just going to ring Mykeyboy on my internet phone and get him to come down and give us a 2nd opinion
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# There's something about the ginger one that makes her strangely attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# her attractiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Ginger women ftw every time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Absolutely.
and I'm not just saying this because of the possibility that the missus is at work reading this page, oh no sirree.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# The fact that she's the only attractive one in a bunch of pan-faced mingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That could be it, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I would have sex with any of them
but then again, I crave attention.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hi,
tell me about yourself...
*presents*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Her man-face?
I see you've got a cock icon as well. Are you trying to tell us something?!

Just kidding.

*gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# HONK!
Nifty!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Indeed, she’s a comely little wench
*twirls waxed moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# somebody liks the ginger one!
captain wow will be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me a while to even notice
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I fancy her, but feel I'm not allowed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Embrace it.
All heterosexual men with a modicum of sexual maturity can see that she's the only attractive one in the group.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I've been saying it for years.
As has Hankster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# she's the only one that's ever caught my eye
the rest are dirty horror monsters
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wait until you get her into bed.
RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I think that makes it three from three of opinions that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# UNSTOPPABLE TRIUMVIRATE OF CORRECTITUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# how long have you had these feelings of not allowedness?
have you tried hypnotherapy?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# bunch of whores if you ask em
they're music is shit so they use their bodys as a selling point
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Oh dear, I think you've just pulled the fabric of pop music apart and have caused multi-national conglomerates to fall to their knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I just hate that
they sell sex to children - pisses me off
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Children want it as much as adults.
It's just illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# No no.
They sell pop music to children.

They sell sex to the dads.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# It's better than the other way around.
Maybe they're trying to undo the underage sex industry by turning the tables?

Philistine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Kids love sex
especially without consent
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# oh god
I work in a school - I hope that text didn't get picked up by anyone
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# THIS WEBSITE IS ALL ABOUT THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SON.
The link to your boyband site doesn't work properly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# no - we shut it down
one band member got arrested so we're training up somone else. We're all about having fun though, getting everyone up and singing in a beachboys/monkies kinda way. Not stripping off
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ok, I withhold my "welcome to the real world" for a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# the real world is crap
come live in myne :D I try only to associate with b3taesque people
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# HOW DO YOU EAT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# They're all airbrushed sluts.
I love airbrushed sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# More of a mystery now
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# i have my moments...
sometimes
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Would x5
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# move piggy move!!!
ah shit!
*tears up ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Sorry, they're just cunts with an autotune
and the ginger one isn't particularly fit, just average. Plus if I'm going to sleep with a woman she's got to be able to at least spell woman first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# internet isn't real life shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# STOP
YOU'RE RUINING THE ILLUSION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Excuse me whilst I shit myself with suprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# So, you like the ugly ginger one?
are your eyes deformed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)