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# I am Marcus' father
I am also a lawyer if you must know. The internet is a free place and if you ban my son from it again it is discrimination and illegal. this is your first and hopefully only warning.
(Marcus de Sade, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# this
repeated for 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# You are an hero!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
Opps. Looking like another ban is on its way.

Not very smart for a Lawyer unless you are 10.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ban someone
from the internets?

GAH I want paint, this needs a panda drawing!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I didn't know Elton John had a son


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# its the
09/08/07 today


is that anything to do with it
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I don't think so
I think he's just a cuntswab
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# "Cuntswab"
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# NO!
No internet for Marcus... we have spoken!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# haha.... incest!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry
Should we give a shit what you think about, ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Indeed? What is your legal speciality?
Wills and probate? Conveyancing? Criminal defence? Give us some proper legal jargon to prove it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Claims Direct I'm guessing
either that or legal representative for Emap
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I think he just picked a job he could spell...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*starts a petition to ban Marcus from the internet again*


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Dam right...
Just about to cut his phone line.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# you are ghey
and liek mens bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# and poo
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you need to post this on /talk
thats where they banned you from for breaking the internet
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# that's where they believ this is top humour
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nah
he just kept posting silly text pictures that were very very big
he got a little spanged and got the huff
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I would imagine a lawyer would prefer his son to stay away from internet establishments such as this.
I like your new angle.

You're gonna sue someone if he sees something bad on this, aren't you? Can't be happy, you lot. Pfft.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL SO SOO ME LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Time for another cat
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# cats are built for comedy
pity I'm allergic to them :(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# What?
Do you find this amusing? hmm?

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# your reply made me chortle also
:D
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I'm playing my harmonica
and your ears are full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# If he was banned you wouldn't be able to use his account now, would you...
your first, and hopefully only fuck up before another banning.

Stop being silly now, we know it's the Summer Holidays and you're just trying to fill time, but don't throw a teenage tantrum and spin bullshit like this please. Play nicely and we'll be nice back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Read the Fa Q
Read the Fa Q,
Read, read, read, read,
Read the Fa Q,
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *breathe*
If it is a members only board shirley the admins can ban who the fuck they liek.
Especialy mongtarded children liek yours!!

read the faqs and post a fucking picture otherwise /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# My favourite part of this
is the implication that a lawyer wouldn't know what discrimination is.

I am a law student, and it's all we fucking talk about these days, discrimination this, discrimination that. It's all the fault of those fucking women.

But for the benefit of Marcus' dad, here's the definition of discrimination:

Something that is different to banning someone from a website.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
what?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# read the FAQ
if you dont, you'll probably end up just like me...



...raping sheds until they collapse
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# MARCUS IS A COCK PILOT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I bummed your son rotten and buried him by the canal
ENJOY
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)