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I'll be the first to admit its not my best work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# On the contrary
I think this is one of your more contemporary masterpieces. I offer you a twix wrapper and tuppence for it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I don't know what to say.
Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# modern art eh?
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# it dragged on a bit
edit: the dragon was cool though, more dragon plz
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You certainly don't suffer for length.
I think I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
LONG STORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Duck and cover!!!
Incoming.

/climbs under desk.


woo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# the doctor is immune to b3ta rapage
he has sunk so low he cannot be criticised
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# He's a lady.
Woah, woah, woah,
He's a lady.



I like her stuff. Quite refreshingly...something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Seriously?
I don't know why but that has surprised me.
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# That was my best Tom Jones impersonation, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I'm never sure who genuinely thinks that and who's just playing a long with the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm er, just playing along with the joke of course
I'm not thick or nuffink
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Now I've never been sure what it is :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# he's not female
that's a scam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Darn it. I wasted a perfectly good Tom Jones impersonation.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# NO
HE'S SEXY SEXY LAYDEE. WE DISCOVERED IT BY SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i like it
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# WE'RE SUPERHEROES
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Not your best?
It's the only one I've ever understood!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Dont think its gonna make it to the Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD

edit: about subtext --I'm not so inclined to
agree. While it may lack as many catchphrase
high points as previously, there are strong
pace and jump points. ie. More like my stuff. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# you are fucking strange
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Duke Duke Duke
Duke of Earl Earl Earl

You're pushing too hard, pushing too hard

etc, etc

Actually this is your best work.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I got a tiny fraction of the way down
and realised it was you. I just didn't bother reading the rest after that.

Edit: Then I read it and almost cried laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BUTTPROSTITUTE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# IMMENSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
SLOW CLAP
(kev.cc, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# FUCK YES
FUCK. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
THis is BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# PUT THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE.
FOR THE FUCKING LOLZ.
(Dooley, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# no, this is definitely your best work.
haha wow.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# haha!
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is one of the best posts I've ever seen on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)