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# Sorry about this... but we interrupt this board to bring you a public service announcement.
If you're looking for a girl full of knowledge and understanding, your wait is over!!

Yes, it's unshopped, I just received it a few minutes ago =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# The two-timing COW!
*cries*

EDIT: The three FOURMANY-timing COW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Yup, I got it too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I didn't
I WANT A RELATIONSHIP! :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# And here I was thinking I was the only one who was all special
Janebabe, you brazen hussy!
(She could've saved us all the trouble by posting a pic in her b3ta profile.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yeah sorry about that,
it's been a long week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
#
i didn't get one!
*WAILS*

i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Me neither
maybe she realised that only read unreasonable things.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# me neither
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# send her my way.
also 'ning you juvenile prankster you.

edit/ yay, she loves me too!

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hello matey!
Haha, I'm glad someone saw that =)

She's actually just sent it to me again - she must really want me. Although it's got a different email address this time, haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Fight you for her!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I got three.
In crazy land, that means we're married.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# MY WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!!
*pretends to be the prof*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Cor!
It looks like one of my Nigerian friends has made an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# intergrity?
i've heard that can really smart
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Pffft
'ning Prodge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# You going to reply then?
I'd love to see her picture!
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Haha, I might do...
*plans*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# yes...

what the fuck's a relactionship....you illiterate fucking mong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That's where she squirts boobie-milk at you on the SECOND date
It's quite a specific requirement . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# a promise of real action?
*action involved will be withdrawal of several thousand pounds from bank account
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# damn, i want one too!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I didn't get one.
So she's clearly a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oi!
Leave her alone ...... she's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I had one of those.

She hasn't even posted an image. How am I supposed to tell if I want to wank into someone's hair if they haven't even posted an amusing image?

Tsk, I dunno.

Kids.

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)