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# Oh fucking fucking fuck shit shit shit what was that? Oh shit fuck bollocks!


www.nme.com/news/status-quo/33107
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# TEH QUO!
I SEE'D THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ME TOO'D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I HAVEN'T POO'D SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# BUT I DO'D ALL MY MATHS FOR TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# MY GAPHICS CARD DIE'D
NO NEED FOR AN APOSTROPHE.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I DE-WEDGIE'D MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# DONT WORRY
I ORDER'D A NEW ONE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# PASTRY TREE!?'D
/AC WITH "'D" ADDED TO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *cue 2001 music*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# how strange..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# TJ
You bastards just lost The Game
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# the game
is lame
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# you're only saying that
because you lost.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I'll jack your fucking head in a minute
haha shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Your assumption that I was even playing the game means you lose by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# i have no idea what the game is
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# is he singing the pearl & dean theme tune?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# if that's what you want
then yes, yes he is.


nelly dean i know, pearl and dean is a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Sometimes heard at the cinema.
Babababababa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ORM0LVpbY
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# well i never did
i had no idea it was called pearl and dean, i think the last time i went to a cinema they were still doing it, followed by an ad for an indian restaurant and something that proclaimed 'this is cinema'
they went to pot when they banned smoking and turned the volume up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# You can choose to care or not,
but there isn't anyone who isn't playing.
Except Chuck Norris.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# and me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I demand you and Chuck fight it out
for my amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I agree.
Since he is not here, however, he loses by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I've devised a new gameshow called 'Up-Chuck Norris'
Contestants take turns to shove things 'Up-Chuck Norris'
It's also a pun, you see.
I think it'll be huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *yawns*
*wanks into a carrier bag*

*yawns some more*


*checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# It's not a watch, it's a Time Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# STOP STEALING MY INVENTIONS.
Oh wait we did it together.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Yep.
I was talking about it today.
We should give it a small chip, and a usb-small Time-Machine port so you can download ringtones on it, for an alarm.
Imagine the scene as you walk into the office at 9am and Pink Floyd's "Time" blasts out of your watch to tell you it's 9am!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# How rare!
When finding out how many songs I have in media player for this thread, I double clicked on "all music" and out of the 3299 songs I have on there, "Time" just HAPPENED to be the one that played :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)
# :P
*patents*
*kicks you out the business*
*effectively raping your idea*
*and then you too*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *holds out*
*wins*
*rapes your closest family member*
*dumps in bag of compost and resells*
*...*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# That was my lunch!
Mmmm that's some tasty shit!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Yes, today I am cumming tomato sauce
tomorrow it will be tobasco. As I result I shall try not to ejaculate tomorrow.

*Crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :D
*shows center pages of latest Milf Monthly*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha!~
I yawned in a carrier back and wanked while a Czech watched!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# That Czech
he loves to look at your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Why a carrier bag?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# it was handy
and I didn't want to spoil my lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# if 'spoil my lemsip' isn't a euphemism I'll chew my fins off
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# If you can guess what it means
I'll chew them off for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Is 'chew them off for you' also a euphamism?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ...aaaaand I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# was it in a carrier bag
or up the lemsip?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Right between the beechams
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# cheaper than a johnny
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# every little helps...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
You nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# No, you can't lose the game - that would be too easy.
You can only win it.

But you can only win by forgetting the game.

Ergo, remembering the game is only bad because it reduces your chances of ever winning.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# That'll only end in disaster.
Come into the forest...teh Quo beckons you close...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# the quo are shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# TXOAP?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hahahahaha wut!?
teh que
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)