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# BDay card for my Grandad (He likes Sudoku).
I'm hoping to get my inheritance early.....

What should I draw this frisky Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Lovely!
Sex peas doing a lovely dance for money to feel their podlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Freud just wet himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# He does that a lot.
He's just after the attention.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
and sometimes I put it in my ass and put rubber bands around my balls" said Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# People always mis-quote that, and miss off the second part.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fred Titmus waxing a mallard's beak with his own manwax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# nice :)

zombie space rodents!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Draw a man with a Moog synthesizer
playing "Born to be Wild" on it

Does he also like naturally chesty play-rabbits with pouty faces? I can't imagine that he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bindun :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde_Space_Bande
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Haha
That's because that's exactly what I'm listening to right now :)

*hums "Are you gonna go my way* in a ridiculous 70's electronica manner*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I thought it was a bit of a spooky coincidence :)
I think their version of Hotel California is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# are you hoping that card will over-excite him!!
draw your grandpops reaction to your card!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Who needs to draw it?
It's acted out here:
At 40 seconds in
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ah cannae watch youtube at work young fella-me-lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# "But then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
"URK!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# NNOOOO!!!
*attempts to resuscitate*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No!
You'll bring back the Black Beast!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# good!
it's time to finish this once and for all!!
*continues*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I don't think you need your willy to resuscitate him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# eh?
thats how i was taught.....
repeatedly...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *sigh*
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *grunts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd completely forgotten about that bit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# It's the best bit!
*URK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# this
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# fred dibnah
farting out your dad's spluffjuice all over your mother's chest.

Is that frisky enough?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *bokes*
*puts banana down for later*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Is it fuckin Easter already!

* Hides

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# best hat ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Thanks

_/\_ --- Worst hat ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I beg to differ:
_||_
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# No...

This is a "Bed" to differ..

!===¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^ you edited that

* from bed to beg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# by impressing him or by raising his blood pressure to critical limits?
should work either way...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Top cat!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
I'm pretty sure arousing elderly relatives to death is frowned upon, but woo none the less

Jeremy clarkson? or maybe just something to do with cake :)
(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# A hundred Playboy Playmates...
...in Bunny Girl outfits, not doing any sodukous.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Why does that remind me of a sexy Matrix
sequel?

Bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 'kin 'ell that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# /that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *glees*
Just popping to the loo. Back in a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *snort*
funneh!

Oh, and drawing squirrels with tits*



*obligatory answer
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Nicely done!

awards warrent of the NoobMaster
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Tits on tits
(bluetits, that is!) LOL O GRAPHY!

Just out of curiousity, what animals/objects haven't you drawn tits on yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Meeerkats.
Locusts.
Kangaroos.
Shai-hulud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Then I demand
Locusts with tits! DEMAND!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You ought to draw the three shopgirls playing strip Twister.
With Helga spinning the spinner and directing their activities on the mat.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I prefer this to mine!

...playing twister FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Dammit Man!
Don't tease me like that! I was clicking on that like a fool for a good twenty seconds trying to find the link!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yay!
^this^
'nings heffs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hey, Mr Ivesb!!
What's shakin' today?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# MY ASS!!
*shakes*
uh-huh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# CAREFULL!

You could have taken my eye out with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Woo!
As I've wasted most of the morning watching Aliens on my iPod at work, hows about "SA staring in Aliens"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# PIP!
We are LEAVING!

This gets my vote...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Draw Andy Warhol
meeting some of your comic characters, and directing them in a sick orgy of drugs and sordid sexual activity. And cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'm sure he'll love that
cake please..preferably served on the large chested lion of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# A Bouncy Castle
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Haven't you suggested that before?
Is there some sort of bouncy castle fixation we don't know about?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# scarlets puzzlement as some exotic underwear she has just found.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Whose?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# not Pip's
pleeeeease not Pip's...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Pfffttt..

* is there anything wrong with looking at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7996269
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# they must
... how do they fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# A sexy nurse's underwear (full lingerie set)
The sexy nurse is standing there going "Where did I lose my underwear? It's very cold standing here with no underwear on, even though, in most
normal circumstances I would have other clothes too, but today I decided to just wear underwear, even though I have a terrible tendency to lose it
and become naked".

Scarlet is pondering the underwear, wondering what it would taste like in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# probably somthing of hilary's or chloe's
it should have straps, PVC panels and have porno chic styling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Frisky ideas hey?
How about a lovely tiger man making love to a beautiful pith-helmeted adventurer woman in the jungle?
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)