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# Very popular in Derbyshire apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Norfolk
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# NFN?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Not wagging your finger because they're webbed?


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# watch it, or I'll give you a bunch of sixes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^_^
It's an evolutionary advantage, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it does help when relaxing in a gentleman's manner
but it's a pain when buying gloves
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Just buy mittens; it's what they were invented for.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
mk
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pfft!
I love algebra
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(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# not really.
the pentadactyl limb may have been 'fixed' as a design even though it is no more advantageous than the 4- or 6- (tetra/hexa) equivalent.

(this is half-remembered from a SJ Gould essay...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# But what if it was a second thumb on the other side of your hand.
Now that has *got* to be an advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Actually that would be (to use a technical term) "fucking cool"
I can imagine some kind of double-bladed curved weapon (like that klingon batleth?) that would fit nicely in a double-thumbed hand. hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Also you'd then be one step closer to being an Alien.
Which is also fucking cool
But shirley a webbed-hand is better for swimming?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Coo!
I never saw a fist with seven fingers before . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# To the tune of the Addams Family theme...
Your Father is your Brother,
Your Sister is your Mother,
You sleep with one another,
You Norfolk family.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Gotta Poke em awwwwl
Noons sad people without real jobs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# mom?!?
fucking yanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# otherwise the pun don't work so well
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ^this
Stop red-necking our language D:
Though I can hardly talk - coming from Bristol n all :P
Though I can't speak "ghetto"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Do you say
IdeaL instead of Idea?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No
I can command the English language quite well for a Bristolian.
But I have a friend whom I actually cannot understand what he's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I live and work here
and yet every time someone says:

IdeaL
IkeaL
AsdaL

I cringe and laugh at the same time, Bedminster FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I've got the dictionary of Brizzle
And I swear that thing about changing words ending with "a" to ending with "awl" (e.g. "America" - "Americawl") is bollocks, I've never heard anyone say "Americawl" or "Cinemawl" or "Camerawl"
D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's true, my brother wrote an essay on it for his English language degree.
My favourite was a sign I saw at a fish stall in Bristol Market:

"Half Price Tunal"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
I always used to spell "fast" as "farst", "bath" as "barth" etc.
That was funny :]
That was when I was about 5 or 6 years old though :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# say what you like about bristolians
they have good ideals
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# they say it in the Black Country
I've just had bacon flavour chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# cool
how was it?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# disappointingly unbacony
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# am jealous
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Brummies say it too!
Gah mindpiss.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the poking?
or the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bowie
poke-iman
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# gotta buy them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha... Your Mum!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nice hat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I live in Derbyshire...
...and poking your Mom is indeed very popular.
Nicely done BTW.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)