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# newsletter subjectline compo
if you think you're a wag
then give me a gag
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hotter then flying spanair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Nothing like a Spanair in the works...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News site at 12.49pm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *Insert unfunny joke about plane crashes here*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# way ahead of you
;-p
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ah but yours is funny
Way behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Newsletter: like an itchy shirt, but not nearly as fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# "It's good to be back. Hello. Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back in your inbox".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Coming Up Next in the Olympics: Bulemic Pie Eating
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I love how you call it a compo...
it's hardly like there is a prize :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ah but...
it's the taking part that counts...oh, hang on that's not right. Where's my bloody trophy?
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# THE PAEDO HAS LANDED
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# BEES FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# For the Brits in the sailing: HOOK OFF, YOU PUNTS
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# An Olympic sport in 2012
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Newsletter is to Inbox as Paul Gadd is to Hong Kong
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Gadd To Be Back
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pawning your Olympic medals for Tennants Super
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# B3TA - LIKE THE INTERNET SECTION OF THE G2, BUT FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# "The B3ta Newsletter: Before Georgia in the Medals Table"
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You Wanna be in Paul Gadd, Paul Gadd, Paul Gadd
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck my newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# OK
Send her around. I have lube.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Newsletter: Worth more then kerry katona
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I can't believe Amy Winehouse self harms.. there are enough people around to do it for her.
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# if that really was the best line at the Fringe this year, I think we should all be a bit worried
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter....better than cunt cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# GLITTER BITTER SHITTER erm RICK WITTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Newsletter:
Furtively waiting outside your office, stuffing root vegetables up your exhaust. What can you do about it? Nothing, that's what.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# all that Glitters is not Gelded
... so, someone hand me a cricket bat and pair of tin snips, I'll sort the bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# YES OH FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *Doesn't get*
Is this high-brow, or am I missing a subtle cock joke somewhere?!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's from QI
Stephen Fry kept saying it, getting interupted every time he reached "is", so they kept saying it, singing it, and generally repeating it until it lost all meaning.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks
I need to watch more QI. I'll get on that when I finish watching House too much...
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# BATMAN LOVES HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Tastier than your mum's ball gag
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Unexplained popularity of Mariah Carey movies baffles scientists
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# PUTTING THE B BACK IN B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# does fucking a dead child still make you a Paedophile
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# jetsetter extraordinaire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# The Flames in Spain Mainly Fall From the Planes.
Or,

'Ryanair recently published that they have withheld plans of their in flight Bar-b-q'
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# the chinese are topping the olympic medal table,
is there anything they're not good at?

Cockle picking at Morecambe Bay..
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)