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# In the shops for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# you can't beat a pussy
that's ready and willing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# 0_0
That is disturbing......but not so much I wouldn't suggest you don't take out a patent on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Good christmas present idea.
Who'll want it? Looks toothy. Does it come with some sand paper?
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# heheheh!


edit: feck, I left a bit of cat floating about... CBA to fix it, was only a 1min 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i watched the original the other night. it wasn't as good as the remake imho, but the ending was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# the original is a classic, but I do prefer the 70's remake... A bit like the Fly, love teh remake, but cannot beat the original ending to that...
(in a helium voice)"heeellllpppp meeeeeeee!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# heheheh
my brother used to do that to make me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You do know there was another remake?
Worse than any of them...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# was called "Bodysnatchers"
not seen that for a long time.. can barely remember it now...

edit: oh, and of course the more recent "Invasion" was a semi-remake apparently, but I never bothered watching that, so I don't really know
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# needs more hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Is that the alternative ending?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# uh? :D
are you confused ?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Invasion of the Body Catters?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Invasion of the Budgie Catchers

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahah!
It even has a user manual!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i don't think you would like to stick your stuff in there
without proper instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha
almost as good as a wank monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hmm.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is special
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The cats blowjob mouth
made me think it'd be a good battle royale weapon.
(sludgebucket, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# its not that tough to understand
guess you must be retarded or something
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# (autocomplete)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Didn't you flounce out a while back
accusing everyone of being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yes
that was him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hmm thought so
What's good for goose....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# you seem to have taken my jibe seriously
im sorry if it offended you... perhaps b3ta should have a sensitive souls board.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# naaah you just seem to have been acting cunty lately
that's all :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
you would be a fitting creator after you flouncing and shitting it when you were threatened with a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# nah that was just for a reaction
theres a few people on here that seem to think they run the place... i got some very supportive gaz's though... made me realise i wasnt the only one sick of seeing so much whinging
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# oh ok
fair enough.

I just find it all humourous. Don't agree with personal jibes at b3tans, but otherwise, all the flouncery and other associated b3ta dramas give my life the little excitement that is required to keep me from murdering as many people as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Don't be silly, c*nts are useful...


/only joshin!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# yeah but it was only internet lulz
b3ta is very strange these days...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It's better now than it has been for a while, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# explain it then
Mr clever trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i dont watch it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# so... WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# im terribly sorry
everyone has gone all sensitive, twas only a joke... a mere jibe not a serious assertion that you are in some way mentally challenged
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# s'alright
monday blues
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# office lolz
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Taking the AD&D approach to rules
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Quizzlestick!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Jasper carrot, a comedian hosting a show called 'Golden Balls'
and he's not allowed to joke about it
I can see the suffering in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Painful paradox-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is that Jasper Carrot?
Lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# that whole show could be edited down to 5 minutes
and you wouldn't lose anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# except the will to live
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i watched it for a month or so
but it got really old, really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I remember when Jasper Carrott used to be funny.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Funky Moped?
In other news: he's got an OBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I blinked and missed it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)