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My math teacher thinks I'm a total stoner.

How are you guys today?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

Smiley talking boy!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Maths.

Fucking maths.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

its not real unless you put the s at the end

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

nos its nots

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Americans

only have to be able to do one of them. ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

Arf!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

It's really easy this year, actually.

I had trouble with algebra because of it being abstract concepts, but geometry is easy because it's more tangible...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

i like oranges better

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hahahah

Me, too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

re:math(s)

I recommend to everyone, these www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/5numbers.shtml
and the subsequent series.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I've watched the history of 1 about 1000000 times.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

I prefer 'sums'

to maths

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

saying, for example, "maths homework" doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well

"math homework" does. so there

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Your post contains trace elements of wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Plus there's the fact that you don't say "histories" even though there's clearly more than one facet of history study, just as there are multiple branches of mathematics. Just doing my histories homework.

Actually, to my American ears, that would sound remarkably English...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

y'all say what y'all wanna say, dig

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Shada, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

i think we're finally starting to get over the fact that people from England don't sound like characters in Jane Austen movies

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

THEY DON'T!?!?!?

*goes to cry*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

I think you should use whatever form of the word

seems culturally correct for the area in which you live.

A bit like driving. I'm sure many people could argue about which country drives on the 'correct' side of the road, but I am going to use the side of the road that doesn't have me driving head on into a truck.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

But...but...

don't you want to go head on with a trailer?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

Damn cars are too safe these days

so you don't die doing that anymore.

And they are so expensive to replace.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

Hahahah

I know what you mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

MAFOAMWERK

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

cashy you shit

how are you?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

My brain is slowly being eaten by a cold

Yourself?

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

i hate that feeling :-/

i would advise against drinking nyquil or anything of that nature, I end up having cough-wracked hallucinations all night long, without getting any actual sleep.

That said, I am fine and dandy, the sun outside is shining and I am prepared for a night of debauchery.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

Wow.

I didnt think you came on here anymore :)

DONT LEAVE. PLEASE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

I ate some acid by mistake and woke up in France

Nearly didn't make it back at all

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Cashy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

I want to believe that. I really do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

for me it does

but then again for me it's maffs homework, maff homework really doesn't work at all.

edit/ having seen cashy's post that's more like it but with added 's'

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

to me it just makes me want to ask "WHO's homework?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

maff's

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Shada, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

anyone named "maff" probably isn't very good at math(s)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

good pic

I feel crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

me too!

i have a chest infection, run outta breath just getting up.... stupid lungs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

just depression with me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

too ill to be dpressed

i always think "theres someone worse off than me" then i don't feel as depressed, be strong live long :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

if only it was that easy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

aww gee come on

chin up n all that (yeah i know that doesn't help)
ahah now i know who two people are on faceboot :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

you need stronger fags by the sound of it

give those lungs a better work out.

also, get well soon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

shud go down doctors really...
last time dr said "if it gets any worse call an ambulance"... after injecting me with steriods and about an hour on the nebuliser

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

perhaps best lay off the fags then

oxygen and matches don't mix very well.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

i don't smoke

can you get lung replacements nowadays?
personally i don't think its asthma as the test for asthma was "hey run over there 10 times" "oh your out of breath - you have asthma" wtf? no i don't - i just get chest infections
what else causes your lungs to collapse twice a year?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

sounds nasty

i shamed to say it's only a thick layer of tar keeping mine at all inflated, but on the upside at least they won't leak.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

I may start taking up smoking to kill all those little hairs that keep bringing the shite up outta my lungs

but then again i can just afford to live, let alone smoke :( plus with all my savings invested in shares... that really didn't help

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

stay the bloody hell off them

i would give up but i've just bought a few kilo's of snout, and i like yellow fingers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

what about a pipe?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Urg.

*Forms the "Im ill and Im on B3ta" club*

Membership is transient depending on health.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

waddup wid u crazy lemon we are?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I feel a bit sick.

My stomach is making loud and alarming noises and yesterday I managed to piss out of my arse.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

oh thats never good...

you need "new arse cork" ^tm from JML

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Ha.

BUTTPLUGS R US

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Awhhhh I was ill a few days ago, can i still join?

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Happy yesterbirthday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

Thanks, i was really happy because Tsstaststrsrts drew me a titshoe.

It's on my profile if anyone wants to see it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

TITSHOE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

YES,

I am going to be ill on my birthday too. 2h15m to go.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

pull yourself together man

you're far too young to be ill, go outside and play or something.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Can I join?

I still feel shit after getting my flu jab :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

*shudders*

needles, stab me with a sword and pour the medicine in but don't put a hollow tube in me... *shudders*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

Yep.

Get on board fluey

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

*hug*
Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

feeling low

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Oh, I'm sorry.

*more hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

thank you

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

It's maths

not math

don't fail English too

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hahahah

Oops. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

sadly you can draw like a genius

so probably won't matter

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahahah

thanks...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

hey, nice.

Not bad, thanks. Bit stoned.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Is it just coincidence that you *are* a total stoner?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hey!

I'm not a total stoner!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Only a total stoner would say that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

that's cos you smoke so much

you can't get totally stoned anymore...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hey,

This looks like Telly Monster personified.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Who is this

Telly Monster you speak of?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

OMG!

how can you not know?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telly_Monster

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

OMG HIM!!!!

I haven't watched Sesame Street in aaages, though. They stopped playing it here.
Snufflupagus and Oscar and Oscar's pet worm were always my favorites.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

I was an Elmo fan

until he whored himself to the world.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahahah

I always found Elmo's voice to be really really annoying.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

hi there

I've been a statue of liberty today

That's Fridays for you!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

I do believe I saw that in my Friends' Activity.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

not pretty I know

but I look worse in the morning

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Don't even talk to me about mornings.

I get up at 6.30, and it's still a bit of a rush to get to my bus most mornings.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Not good

I get up at 5:00 Mon - Thur

That's why I have time to be Liberty on a Friday!!

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahahahah

I get up 6.25 every day except Wednesday. On Wednesday I get up at 6 because I'm at my dad's and I have to go back to mum's to get the bus. e_e

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

sounds complicated

be lucky my friend

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Be lucky?

Is this one of those times where what you've said makes sense but I'm just not comprehending?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

no it's just

a term of endearment

like have fun
avoid danger
enjoy yourself

that's all

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Ahhhh

I get it
:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

more bizarre ones

never put a sock in a toaster
never put your granny in a bag
never put jam in a toupee

St Pauls "other" letters to the Corinthians!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

What??

Hahahahah, I have never heard those before.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Remember them they will serve you well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yessir!

*salutes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

Is this

a self portrait?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Nooo.

But my hair's a bit like that. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Eek!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

What!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Stop smoking weed in school then

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

I don't!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

as opposed to being a partial stoner?

i yam good! i has pizza and jaffa cakes!
*happies*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

That's a good combination, i have some chocolate - but it's darn dairy milk :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

i've gone off dairy milk

and have now placed Galaxy in the exalted place of 'fave cheap chocolate'

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

Yum!

I have a Toffee Crisp and Smarties.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

toffee crisp!

TOFFEE CRISP!!! *wants*
oh god - best of all the chocolate-based bars.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Yes!

of course! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

Hello Miss!

I like his / mouth.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Oh hai sir!

:]
How are you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

Gah i'm alright, but really bored because one of my friends cancelled on me tonight for some house party.

He was rushed to hospital to get his swollen appendix out - what a fag.

:P

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

Yeah, what a total lame-o.

I'm going to the mall later tonight with my mate Brianna. Gonna buy fake blood and kitty ears. ^_^ You're welcome to come. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Yeah sure, i'll just walk over the world - i'll be there in oh...23094709857348957345 lightyears.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

Hahahahah

What you need is to grow wings. Or build them, like Icarus. I love the story of Icarus.

/myth geek

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)