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# godless heathen bus advert draft #1
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# WOO
My call to arms
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
burn teh heretic!!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# lol!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hold the front page
we have a new campaign director at Atheism HQ!
(Cock Piss Partridge Couldn't give a shit who Virgilio Anderson is., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# BOLLOCKS YOU HIPPY!
Being unpleasant is far more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ooooh that's rather cool
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oooof, not for round here, ta
kids are always getting his by their own school buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I reckon it'd go a bit slower though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not true.
We were once doing 70+ along Salisbury Plain, and were overtaken by a tank in the field next to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# everyone naturally gives way to tanks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Only if they're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# or flat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I regard that as a form of natural selection personally.
Harsh, I'll admit, but arguably fair.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# One of yours?
BBC News link
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# this
saqw it a while back - he was lucky
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# lucky he didn't get his phone nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I think we were unlucky.
A clear case of natural selection not working fully. Unfortunately now that imbecile might go on to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
www.b3ta.com/board/8856729
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha. I missed that at first.
Well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Jesus!
That's harsh!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I've been watching Youtube too long
After it happened, I expected it to happen several times again in slow motion.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Have you still got that sarnie?
i'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely.
Why are tracked vehicles kind of cute?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i don't know, why are tracked vehicles kind of cute?
/setup for punchline
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Argh!
I know that's not a very good punchline, I'm still working on it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Because nobody would bother tracking them otherwise!
*gets coat*

*kicks stone*

*hops home*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
woo click
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Why not NOT insult people's religion
instead of talking about something else that everyone can enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The invisible man and his zombie son advised turning the other cheek..

(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# You're lucky you're not in the same room as her
Otherwise you'd be doing the cheek turning, my friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Violent as well,
got it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# if it can't stand up to debate it's not real
some things that appear to be real, but on closer inspection turn out to be false...

magic,

homeopathy,

intelligent design,

wigs.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Existence
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Also the special theory of relativity.
/Obscure phyiscs joke blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!1111!!!!!1!!
(i'm pretending to get the joke to appear more intelligent)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# If that's your view, fine.
But if you're so into this whole being nice for the sake of it thing, I'd lump that in with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# So I presume you've never mocked or picked fault in the law or any opinion or human concept ever then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not whilst going on about being nice, no.
I thought you might chime in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ok, i change it to
"why not be nice for the sake of it, but not prepared to give credence to ideas that fall apart under the most casual inspection and when go unchallenged lead to parent indoctrinating their children to believe the same pap as they do resulting in a world where absurd ideas are held dear, perhaps not because of their worth, but because they subconciously remind people of their childhood?"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
you're gonna need a bigger boat bus
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Shock horror, person has opinion on thing on internet.

The fact is, if you've ever mocked or picked fault with anything (which despite my rhetoric, I know you have) then ultimately you have done the exact same as other people do to religion.
It's still just a view, no different to a secular opinion or concept apart from the deluded idea that in some way it is higher and more meaningful.

If something is inherently ridiculous then people will mock it, and if people fervently believe in it then they will feel the need to defend it as to protect their own comfort zone and struts their truths and values are built upon.
You could say the same about American views on the constitution and freedom and liberty, equally violently defended and equally skewed and misinterpreted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# reality is flacky at best
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you need a better shampoo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha!
humanism ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahhaahha!
Anyone know if any there's been any reaction from any religious group about the adverts for january? I can't wait for all the you'll burn in hell etc.

I wouldnt be surprised if some fundimentalists go nuts and threaten the bus companies....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ah yes
tolerance, the cornerstone of any religion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "ARGH, THE HEATHENS WILL BURN FOR NOT EVEN STATING WITH CERTAINTY BUT SLIGHTLY ILLUMINTATING THE IDEA OF THEIR POSSIBLY BEING NO GOD"
"HEATHENS!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# They are all doomed!
...in the name of the invisible man, his zombie son, and their poltergeist. Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Adverts for January? is january the new heretic month?
I seem to have missed the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# it's the national month for non-believers
:D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# why not be not nice for the sake of it
for there is no Universal moral imperative.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yey for lack of confidence
and having to put your faith into a "godly voice in your head" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you left the other fella's Jesus on board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# a stowaway
on the atheism bus!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# If that was accidental
it could be a metaphor for something or other.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ha ha
my crap jesus is a bandwagon in the making, of one whole thread

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahah
I saw him on a slice of toast the other day, and in a puddle, and in the moulding of a novelty dog poo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# boooo
jesus has gone

wonder if he still wants me for a moonbeam
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# damn
didn't notice that.

i knicked his only cos it seemed to be bigger than the bbc one.

will fix
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# leave him be, stop bullying Jebas :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Poor jesus!
The original on aethiest site it betterer than BBC
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fund a mentalist
We all need a group hug

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Begging for some love
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# OMG IT LOOKS LIKE THAT PICTURE IS LEANING TO THE RIGHT
OMGOPTICALILLUSION
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# his skin condition is al-arm-ing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i'm nice just because i can be
if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I told you before...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# good stuff.
but it is almost hallowe'en so we should let them be nuts at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)