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# Mr McCain
Original image: z.about.com/d/usliberals/1/0/K/4/ObamaMcCainJuly1706MarkWilson.jpg



Click for fucking massive.

It's my first attempt at a colour one- I greyscaled him, then coloured him back in myself, to explain why it's a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You scary
*hides*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Good snarling action there
Woohoo!

I also like his sinking ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah, I can't be blamed for that bit
although the snarl took me a while so ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha YES!
He is a creature of the night!



EDIT fecking Caps Lock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# would,have,did,will.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# All of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Very expertly done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
That is utterly freaky!

expertly 'shopped, cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :-) cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Weird? It's chuffing ace m'dear!
*clicks "I abso-fucking-lutely love this!" HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Also, bit of a TJ:
This may be of interest to you and some other b3tans out there... I've put it up to listen to before the release date. Again, all profits (Ha!) to Shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I'll have a look, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Thats
pretty damn good
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you very much!
The other stuff is all free if you want it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I will do
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# raaaah alittle warning about the 1meg original would be nice, it's still loading!
but fucking wooooo, i like these, the palin is better IMO though.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I did say fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# no offence, i meant the original, not the shopped one. original is 1 MB.
Hench, as we say round these parts.

P.S. does anyone else notice, it looks like he's shaved his eyebrows in the original? odd......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I kow it is, I made it :D
It could have been more.

Ah well, you can't please everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i'm confused.
the one you made is about 240KB

but the original one you link to is 1MB, this is the one I mentioned a warning for.

let's just wander away both a little non-plussed, i'm really not having a go, was a throw-away comment that's got caught in a bizarre mis-communicaiotn.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're right, I've got two biggers
one's hugely huge, and there's this one. Thought I'd used the other huger one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *cries*
z.about.com/d/usliberals/1/0/K/4/ObamaMcCainJuly1706MarkWilson.jpg
1MB

i'm scared!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YES I get it
as I was saying, I thought you were referring to the bigger of my biggers which I didn't post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i think i get it now.
i think.
i'm prbably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# nice
I would have thought "a bit wierd" was desirable in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# bloody ace!!
but, would the american public even notice they were being led by a zombie?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# They've been led by a fleshy Pinnochio for 8 years and they've not twigged that yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# If McCain was zombified while president
would that block Palin from taking his office?

I reckon Americans are more likely to accept a zombie president than a black one :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Niely Shopped Wowy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers NotFreebsInTheSlightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# excellent,
excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...that be smashing that. If George A Romero doesn't offer you a job, summat must be up you little smasher! *clicks than hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# What a compliment!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well deserved!
You have the 'zombie' thing off to a tee! PS If you weren't married and I wasn't married and I was a stalker, I would stalk you...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not married, I'm just engaged.
Money being as it is I'll be that way for another 5 or 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# are you saving for a massive b3ta themed wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Batman, but no, not at the moment.
At the moment I'm just making sure all bills are paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# yeh, I should be able to afford it by then.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And the legal fees.
You've got to think of a costume, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'll be henchman number 3 and you can be catwoman.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm already being Robin....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ok
I'll be Commissioner Gordon then. Proper one, with pretend irish accent and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# That's great
and gets a much-deserved *click* from my neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhh, you dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# if i was a necrophiliac
i would so have the horn right now.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're not a proper b3tan unless you do anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# it's intermittent
i want to follow this up with it just comes and goes.. but I shan't

i think it would of been nice to leave obama in and have him staring on in blurry fear :) but time and image size possibly would of collapsed the world.
very woo m' dear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I tried for about half an hour to get him sorted
but every time it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i can imagine it's hard to shop the blurry.
as it's not only the expression but the appropriate blurriness from blurred..

blurry bluriified blurry blurry blublery.

sorry, i didn't think i'd used the word blurry enough in my previous sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D blurry yes blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Top stuff!
You're brilliant at these.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# absolutely superb.
you are wonderful at this zombie lark. your zombie-porn folder must be filling up nicely. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I might have to redo some of them, now people have had haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# do you zombie b3tans?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Occasionally.
The last couple I tried failed as the images were far too small. I also take a really long time as I'm a lazy sofahound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i have a massive picture of my ugly mug....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# shopped pics only please :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# braaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Just like you then.
Take the xs off, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I see what you did there
It's his hair, right?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, I cut some off
and tickled his geriatric scrotum with it until he got angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thats it..
now I've got the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Zombie conga!



There's lots of interest in zombies in our house at the mo:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/10/dont_mind_me_im.asp

My ten year old is dressing as one this Halloween, and wishes to turn the tables by carrying his own chainsaw. I offered him a shovel, but he's having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I think he's got a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# sorry, but no
a scythe is good enough for his brother, and a zombie would rip his own arm off just trying to start the bloody thing
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ahhhhhh, he wants to have one that's turned ON.
I just thought he could drag it behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# if that's all he wants
then he can make do with the hedge trimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Just like we did when we were kids down t'mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# exactly
Nobody gave me a chainsaw when I had to walk 5 miles to school in the blazing heat and snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bloody hell
that's proper excellent that is
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *doffs tricorn* ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# he don't look at all well
nicely mon capitán
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Thank you, Mr TQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You can see from teh original that he shaves his eyebrows.
You managed to make him look even more evil, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Cheers dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Awesome stuff
Woo Missy Wow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh! Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# awesomeness
... you've got the skills to pay the bills missus... although I appear to have turned up at this party 2 hours late... and in fancy dress; good to see you all went for jeans and a T shirt...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# :D you're looking like a Cool Dude, senor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)