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# There's nothing to be afraid of. They were right. It's painless. It's good. Come. Sleep. Matthew.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahahah, utterly and completely awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# the finger tip is a little odd, but it'll do for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yeah . . .
the fingertip ruined it for me . . . I prefer some shite bitmap that a /talker posted yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *does not have acid flashback*
*is not the reincarnation of Jim Morrison as a concept but not a person*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# needs more *huff on glass*
and *draw willy*
but otherwise, that's fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahah
I've had a great idea for something else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Sandwiches.
If we breed them with handbags, we can charge 6000% more for them AND we won't need to make packaging.

Was it that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# please have all my money in a wodge.
mwa ha ha ha ha.
*craftily invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# no, but that's definitely worth persuing
Although I suggest you work from the other angle, charge 6000% more for a Louis Vuitton Cheese and Tomato bag, that they can only use for 24 hours before it reaches its best before date and they have to eat it and buy a new one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Astrid, draw up a contract for Mr Toast, and don't let him leave the building.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# sandbags?
I think they already exist...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 25 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# You are far too talented for your own good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You've got nice finger technique
this is why people impersonate you in bars

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# nice one toasty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Awesome!
Bedtime. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i've sent the link to you on facefook
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# that is nice
i like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *shiver*
that really is giving me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I'm not stoned.
This is not the correct state to be in to witness your picture.

I can has drgz plz?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Thats absolutely
fucking superb :)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# @@@@@Is hypnotised@@@@@
Ooh, On my work lappy I have your batman/penguin picture as wallpaper.
Twas quite amusing when the suited man from the bank came and installed some software onto it. His face didn't twitch, he didn't smile and just pretended it wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This should be FP'd quickly.
So that all new b3tans are mesmerised by the waggling. Arf!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# This is ace

but he really does need to stop pointing at me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
that is scary......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# oh god that's so wrong
Is it Tommy Boyd from the Wide Awake Club, pointing in the window of the TVAM building, threatening the lives of all the staff while wanking himself in to a frenzy?
Except it isn't the TVAM building, it's a home for the deaf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Can't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Stop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Staring
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *steals pance*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Most horrifying sound effects on film
1. Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
2. The bald man in The Thing with the big hands
3. Hannibal Lecter slurping

... what others?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# oooh that would make a rather interesting list
Shame I can't think of any ...

Ooh, how about Jeff Goldblum pulling off his fingernails in "The Fly"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# definitely in there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The teeth touching the kerb in American History X.
Great image-woo Toasty, nice one on the FP. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# By far and away,
that's number 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# can we count music
The theme from Hallowe'en still gives me a shiver. A while back, missus went up to bed, I decided to sit downstairs and do a bit of channel hopping.

Just caught the continuity bloke, "and now, Hallowe'en" or whatever they say.

oh, good, I'll watch this. but then the music started...

Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum DU-DU Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum

etc.

I switched it off and went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Hehehe!
A well deserved FP!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# PS: Have another big floaty hand...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Shivers
Ohh, that tripped me out good and proper.
Brrrr
(once_upon_a_time, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Your skillz are wicked sick


...end of
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# And if you're looking for a soundtrack for this...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# That fingertip
Looks like it's comming out of the screen

ace fears
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Excellent!
And an excuse for a repost...

(moistness, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)