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# newsletter subject line compo
he a good girl or bloke
write a pearl of a joke
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# PROPPING UP YOUR DEAD MILITARY DICTATORS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I FUCKED YA MUM AND SHE LOVED IT *KATY PERRYS*
EDIT: also, he a good girl or bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# rantin' an' a ragin' an' a rapin' an '- OH MY FUCKING GOD MY DICK JUST FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKIN NARWHAL!!1 FUCKIN LOOKIT THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE, THE NARWHAL BE STEALIN MAH BUCKET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Now with 80% more percentages!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# 100% more news than the Daily Mail!
but a lot of very similar pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Babies ate my Dingo!
Foxes sold me Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# With free yoghurt for your Bush!
As Asylum Seekers give you Thrush!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Haha ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The time to pleasure kittens is always
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Weasels Ripped My Flesh
That should do it, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Burnt weenie sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# THE GOVERNMENT WERE WARNED ABOUT FRITZL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# STOP REPOSTING FOR COMPOS OR BEES WILL SHIT IN YOUR EYES YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Perfect for reading
whilst drugged and hidden in a bed.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Daily FAIL!!!!... geedit?... sounds like Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# oh, I see what you did there...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# clever, innit
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# 'lo, you!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# B3ta news inside
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# B3ta welcomes our new chocolate coloured overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ain't no sunshine where she gone, and she's always gone too long
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Beating Your Kids and Blaming The Government
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Julie Moult was my high school tutor.. and that's why I'm in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# GETTING SUED BY THE DAILY MAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Chucking coins at the bastards since....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# New and improved? What do you mean? You can't have New AND Improved
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# CREATIVELY BLAMING ASYLUM SEEKERS FOR EVERYTHING SINCE 1878
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# b3ta home of shit challenges
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# SMOKING WINS YOU THE RESPECT OF YOUR PEERS. JUST ASK SIMON WESTON
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# haaaaaaaahahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# HASH SUPPLIER TO HARINGEY SOCIAL SERVICES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# With
99% less cocks than the Daily Mail
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hah
That's not even nearly true

There's at least 5% of the users of B3ta who are Daily Mail "journalists".
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 94% then?
Obviously it won't work unless it's an *accurate* percentage... :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# b3ta...because you are all equally worthless...
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# b3ta: 50P CHEAPER THAN THE DAILY MAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# putting in the cock in nick hancock
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Or putting the d in nick handcock
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# putting the apostrophe in pedan't
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# EDDIE FINGERS IS A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# black is the new black
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# MADDIE STILL MISSING: MORE NEWS INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# PUTTING THE P INTO BABY P
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# PUTTING THE COCK INTO MADDIE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# This just in: there's a whale in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# MADDIE: I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN BABY P
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# read on to learn how to fuck cunts







with a hammer
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Forced up your bum, like a fist in prison
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# NIG-NOG IN THE WHITE HOUSE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# OUR LITTLE SECRET
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# There are nine million cliches in this song. And that's a fact.
/warbly bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# just like getting wanked off by a leprous tramp - it's wrong but you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Happy Birthday Prince Charles.
Ever felt you might have wasted your life?
Nice biscuits though
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU DRUG HER FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A TURD OF A FILM THAT WILL DO BEWILDERINGLY WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE. WHAT IS THE FUCKING WORLD COMING TO?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# How to dig your way out of recession - by JCB

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)