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# The Kiss of Death
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# even though it isn't the muzzle of the gun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I wish that said 'Wales' rather than 'Walls'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# how do you get two whales in a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *Brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# slice them up into little pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# very big car i assume?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# drive
joke to be said and not written...

SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# i don't get it
whales can't drive, your a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# drive it into the thames
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# one in the front, one in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Along the M4
and over the new Severn Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Wales wishes it said 'Pedantichrist'
rather than 'Walls'
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Thank the Lord that Wales does not run things here!
Are you P69?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hi Pedantichrist

please fuck off and die soon

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahah!
You made me snort like an idiot, fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i take it he has you on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so he says..he's a fucking troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# very mature
spout insulting bollocks then run away.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he really is
he followed me over here from weebls forums years ago just to bad mouth and troll all my posts.

he's a sad pathetic little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Well fuck him then.
Up the arse.
With a cock (appropriately) as thick as a Welshman's cock, just for good measure.

*puts on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Presumably you think you'd be force fed leeks every day if that were the case
If you're going to be a bigot, why not fuck off to "Have your Say" or the Daily Mail forums where you can wank yourself off all day long with all those other cunts about how life was better before all those brown skinned folk came to this country.

Or, get your own ideas and sense of reason instead of trumpeting ignorant rhetoric you heard as a child in that "more innocent" time.

fucking nobhead.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Saying that some Oz idiot decided to windge about the Welsh rugby team in TNT magazine.
Quote; 'Whales, cute bunch of statistics...'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# FFS
can we please stop doing these?

kthnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# do you work for the 118118 answer service?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Needs more homophobia and misinformation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# its the kthnx
118118, but thx at the end of each text, makes me feel like they are saying fuck off or you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Question to 118118: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Answer: Because man hunted them to extinction thx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I don't even know what that is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# good, best not to sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Stop doing women?
Are you ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i think he may be but i get the feeling you may catch something off the above..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Just no more skanky hos

just this week?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ^yes

everyone knows it's next week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# wot, no more ice cream? D:<
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i don't get it
ladyface with text on it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# TOALF!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty Chav?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# clearly not a chav..
ear rings aren't big enough - the text is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it did say
and love THFC
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# what is THFC please?
i am uneducated in the speak of geekism
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?

[edit] corr lucky guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# football is shit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
whihc proves shes a tastless chav as well as an ugly one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# well I don't know who it is...but she's Pretty Cute
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty will do for me
*tonks one out*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# oh hello
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hello old person
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# recovering
seem to have shaken off the worst of the cold now

how's you? how was warehouse parties in Manc?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# wicked... drank for 24 hours straight and made myself vory drunk...
not to mention the poppers!

im ok now though... you about for a beer at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# probably
not doing much this week at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you not working?
do you program websites? my old man wants a new company one?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Sure
if he wants a website I'll do him one

let's meet for drinks to discuss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# cool... ill speak to him and say thursday to him?
cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah sounds good
I'll smarten myself up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# quick'n'dirty
and hopefully not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! win :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ooofh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Am good boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Mammy !
*clunked*

Possibly more watermelons required ?
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pass the Cherry Blossom!
Dis am de best!

(said a la Goodies episode "South Africa")
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Indeed.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha excellent gratz on fp too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Gmmph
*Cough*. (Spills coffee) Jings that's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# prob shouldn't laugh
but i did...
(william_shatner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Guns!
Nicely, sir!

I haven't roasted this in a while, so here goes:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Say,
...that's a nice gun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and, yes I am pleased to see you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Cheeky
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Nice weapon.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *denies you the Spang you so richly deserve*
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# this would be so useful for those big fat saggy 45+ year olds who turn up at
Christmas Eve venues in town, dressing clothing the average 18 year old would find a bit too revealing, and trying to grab any guy in range for a kiss.... *shudders*

edit: how rude! WOO for teh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
town most of central London
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hehe, yup!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it..."
"But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it,"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Feel kissy punk?
Well do ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)