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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Wizard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
and also a bit of :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Nooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# he killed Jess first
so that there was nothing left for him in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I saw the recent remake of "The Mist" the other night
1) watch it in black and white, it's WELL GOOD. (officially).

2) people are scum (still)

3) the ending is really quite harsh on the main character. Have you seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's dead harsh.
Brilliant, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# the Steven King one?
I had a bit of a problem with the end -- it seemed ... abrupt.

I thought the mental religio was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 'so she's one of your lot, then?'
'What, sane people? No.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# she did play "annoying mentalist religious lady" remarkably well
I hated her with a passion, and actually cheered her comeuppance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# So did I.
But it doesn't count, yeah, because she's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# doesn't count for what?
Are you and all your friends keeping a list of "comeuppances I have cheered (real)" or something similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I was making a joke
ie: I'm still a good little christian, as I only wish death on fictional characters.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# sorry.
my brain is slow today. I was up til 5 watching the mist on saturday, then out last night watching the Young Knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# were they good?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# always*
*Although I went to see them because they are mine chums, rather than because they are mine favourite band, so whilst I had a good time and did enjoy the music, a more objective review might come from someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *high fives*
nice caveat!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *receives high five*
*is both ace and skill*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It was surprisingly good, and the ending still delivered the 'shock' value
enjoyable enough indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I thoguht the only thing that could have improved the ending
was cutting out that bloody voice choir score and just have the silence of the mist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
PTSD FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will hide as he waves to greet them,
Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock)
Ring (ring ring). Bullets through your door. (Hee Hee).
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# This systematic raping of what few good childhood memories I have has got to stop....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I'll leave Cockleshell Bay alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Luckily I have no clue what that is
Go for it, my dear. Rape it with gusto.

GUSTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *Spitroasts Robin together with Rosie wearing a strapon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ah well, you know how to sort that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a bit of slap and tickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *slaps*
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *enthusiasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *arouselments*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *blacks up and does a minstrel show*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *gays up a lesbian*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# next, on Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# "The Intricacies of Paying Tax"
Presented by Michael Buerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# genueine interest is had by me
in relation ot this putative show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sexytiem, drugs, and all sorts of electrical devices?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hows about a Spotty Man from outerspace with his cosmic dust?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I spent many an hour as a youngster
trying to guess Superted's secret magic word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# "cockfart"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# if you were bumming someone and they farted
would it inflate your bladder, causing you to float away until you wee'd out their fart?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# This
Is one of the most intriguing lines of enquiry since the Jersey Care Home incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Which I also worked on
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# That is excellent!
I'm glad I dropped by... even though I'm more of a Dahmer fan myself.

(sings)

My van is doing ninety, I see cat's eyes on the road,
I see jaywalking pussycats ignore the highway code.
I line them up, I run them down, I catch them on my grill,
Wif a bit o' luck they'll hang around to advertise my kill.
So now I'm cruising in my van, just like Postman Pat,
I've got a black and white up front but now its name is 'splat'.
I'm cruel to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sayhellotomyleetlefren
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# yay
postal pat,
postal pat,
his ak47 goes rata-tat-tat
early in the morning,
just as day is dawning,
pats a fucking psycho with a van.

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yay this is ultimate brilliant
topnotch *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I can't imagine a modern day Postman Pat. Some miserable fucker in a flourescent jacket pushing junk mail through everyones door.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I must live on another planet or something...
Our posties always seem friendly, diligent, and not grumbling at all, despite the massive workload (and an enormous Royal Mail machine that hardly has their best interests at heart).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# smashing work squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Outstanding work, that man.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# brillo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Splendid!

/resists reposting the nazipat and/or pimp my postcar pics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# repost away
but I think TGA has won the internet and all the cabling with this one
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha indeed

well, since it was you who said it ;)


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# needs more
invading of poland
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Great Minds
www.b3ta.com/board/7792795
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9036366
Me too :(

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)