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# The light that burns twice as bright

Poor old Jade. I was in two minds about posting this, as it is in rather bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# but it is very very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Pfft!
It sure be wont lost :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# uh oh
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ah shit sorry, that's a decent picture, unlike mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Epic!
Worth posting, but I know what you mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'm Dutch so I didn't see the whole BB Britain stuff...
but was she really that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# She was just incredibly thick
and of course being the sensitive nation we are, everyone ripped it into her
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah this ^
She made loads of thick comments in regular BB, then made one in celebrity version and everyone kicked off, kindof expected really.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# YES
she got famous for being stupid, basically. I'm sorry she's dying and all that but I want to pay her and all the fucking stupid cunts who bought her assorted products as little attention as possible

*end rant*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Well its not one of those CANCER LOL ones so we'll let you off
I do feel for her though. She must be SO happy that her husband is such a fine example of a man and a shining beacon of hope for her kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# He's not the dad though, is he?
I think they'll be better off with their dad. I hope to god she's made a decent will, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I expect...
.. that Max Clifford sorted her will out for her.
(brainburger, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# good and sad at the same time
worth posting I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'll feel sadder for the people who will die similarly horrible deaths
but without the private healthcare and making tens of thousands of pounds for their family by milking their own demise for all it's worth. And if the money wasn't probably then all going to be pissed away by a yob of a husband.

Yep, I feel sorry for Jade, but a lot worse for the other people in the same position.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If there wasn't an audience for it she couldn't do it.
Don't blame her for getting all she can out of her sad predicament.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Sir Bobby Robson, as an example
who is similarly close to death and a shining example of dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I always find it amusing that if she was black and said what she said on BB about white people, no one would have battered an eyelid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I myself have never once
battered an eyelid. I once battered a mars bar though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ah but in the end
is it not US - the audience that is the subject of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha im sure she'd lurv it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# what about the next bit!!
"deckar, it's too bad she never really liiiived. But then again, whoooo does!"

i fuckin love that bit me.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# agreed
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I never noticed
the blatant suggestions all through the film that he's a replicant until it was pointed out to me.

And I've only seen it about 20 times.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Watched it the other day
Got the 5-disc set on Hud-Doovdé. Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# but it is good
and I don't think it's especially derogatory either.

Just the fax, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i know i shouldn't laugh but
HAHAHAHAHAHA



kebab.
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahaa
Just excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# it does win the internet though
(SquidHead, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Could be worse
Could have been Maddie Runner
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Fan-bulbhead-tastic!!!
Love this image, and no its not in bad taste!! have a click from me!
(Vox00, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Her life will soon be like.. tears in the rain.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
rain Sun
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ha!
fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# is that Col Kurtz?
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Disgusting
worst possible taste.
Associating such a cinematic masterpiece with those two creatures:
I feel dirty.
(ahurst, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Utter filth...
You have corrupted my favorite film you blaggard. But you made me laugh too. The only other thing that upsets me is your remorse at posting it.....there is no remorse here, its b3ta ffs! The only thing you should feel bad about is that you didn't post it the day she dies, it adds to the comic timing.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I started having a fight
with my internal dialogue, "what about the impending death of a terminally ill person....although the humour" then i thought fuck it....yo home to Bel Air!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)