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# Q&D


..uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# These guys are the latest ones to fashionably hate, aren't they?
Move over U2!

*hates with prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I wouldn't say that...
It's just that their sketch show is dreadful, and no-one seems to rate the film.

Gavin and Stacey is still brilliant though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I've still not got around to watching that
I dipped my toe into Horne and Corden, didn't really do anything for me. Bland sketches based around very shoddy writing
/humble opinion only
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Some of their sketch show stuff is OK
I enjoyed the Born Again Christians until the song, and the "I shagged your mum" sketch.

I think they've got potential to be quite good.

I know everyone in tellyland is wetting themselves about them because of Gavin & Stacey, but I still think they're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Tellyland is wetting themselves
because they are popular with affluent teenagers who will spend money on mobile clips and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Well quite.
The same reason pop music is, er ... poplier.

I think Nirvana put it well entitling one of their songs "Radio-friendly Unit-Shifter".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah... sticking it to the man from their big mansion
then he shot himself... lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly.
He could have at least OD'd.

*feels short-changed*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Those are my thoughts too.
Finally caught up with Gavin & Stacey over the last couple of months on BBC3, and loved every minute of it.
It's a shame about their sketch show, as I think they had some real potential. I found James Corden hilarious on 8 Out of 10 Cats and Never Mind the Buzzcocks. The film reviews I've seen are, without exception, damning, so I'll steer clear.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# i've yet to see the film but it does rather seem to be treading on shaun of thhe dead's toes a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# and Dr Terrible's House of Horror
episode 1: Lesbian Vampire Lovers of Lust

Ace series...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# for my birthday next week i think i might treat myself to the purchase of the cryptkeeper boxed set :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hey!
I was hating U2 way before it became fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# are they?
are we allowed to find them incredibly unfunny? much like catherine tate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# absolutely.
I think I would prefer to have a Catheter fitted rather than watch this retard.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ^oh this^
shagging the head of BBC entertainment did her the world of good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I LIKE THEM
I don't think they are the best thing since sliced bread, but they are young, they will gain experience, and they make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I wouldn't say hate, I just don't get it meself, I've not seen them doing anything amazing or even clever and yet they're bloody everywhere,
and the skinny one seems to behave like he's royalty and like everyone around him should lick his shit, which aggravates somewhat.

Saw the fat one on Sunday Night Project tho and he was ace, dead funny and totally relaxed, not up hissen at all.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# * moves over...

Who else was it you wanting to move?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "The 30-year-old had a small role in the Channel 4 soap more than eight years ago..."
... And then a big fry up, piece of cheesecake and packet of crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And that kept him going for eight years?!
I think someone's telling porkie pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ...
telling eating

I've also noticed an unfortunate likeness to the Moyles as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# This is sexily true
*fancies Moyles in a gay way*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *spluffs all over the place*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Oh he looks ACE as the biker guy! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Why is it always negative in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# * sodding magnets - That's Why!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# He had to "bulk up" for Fat friends!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# He's overweight? I hadn't noticed. He should do a sketch about it.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I feel like all of this Horne and Corden stuff is passing me by
-- I didn't really watch the Vicar of Dibley or whatever it was he wrote... am I missing out on something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# happy candle day!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# thanks you lovely person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# happy b3taday, you lovely little sausage roll, you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Once upon a time
There was a lovely little sausage called Prof UnderCover and it lived happily ever after.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# or is it
....?

*rolls credits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *awaits sequel, series, boxed set...*
Err, scratch "boxed set" :-\

Happy B3tahday, Prof! I wish you cayke, jam, happiness, and cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Corden will forever remain a twat for comparing himslef to Eric Morcambe

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Spot on!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I dunno
At least steve martin was funny once.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# at least Martin and Slattery used to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I still maintain that
- despite the complete fuckery of everything he's done post 1995 and the utter inconceivableness of him thinking he's anywhere near as funny as Phil Silvers or Peter Sellers - Steve Martin has done some very funny things...

turns out I'm verbose and superfluous
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# You're right though
and Happy B3taday fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# cheers
how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# not too bad thanks fella
hope the same can be said for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# with both vim and vigour...
the sun's shining - no one's tagged me for that Sir Fred thing yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Appy B3ta day Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i do not know this slattery guy

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I fear despite all his negative publicity and his daring to go goth and get laid anyway,
I still like Brand, he has a very good sardonic wit and humour and does brilliant stand up.

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# yeah
I think I quite like him despite my better judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# He's just good at what he does!
I think it's another case of guys hating him 'cos he's getting paid & laid way more than they are despite being a 'nancy boy' mesen...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yes :) us nancy boys will inherit the earth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I hope so!
And then decree all chavs must wear eye liner, just 'cos they'd look funny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# i like him when i see him interviewed and i think i would really enjoy having a drink with him
but if i ever have to watch his standup again i'll fucking off meself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Very much this.
He was very funny in bedtime stories though!
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# You Forgot Ricky Gervais......
Granted, he's funny at INTERVIEWS, but UN-funny
on stage. (JMHO)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ha
I would rather die than go back to appear on Hollyoaks

yep, sure you would
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It makes you wish Cohen the Barbarian was around, doesn't it?
 
/Pratchett reference
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hollyoaks, the Lesbian vampire film, Gavin and Stacy, their own show
I'm spotting a theme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# The Face Of The Moon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Well, I watched Stewart Lees new standup
Which I really like, then I watched these guys right afterwards and they seemed utterly vacuous, banal and trite in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *ahem*
seemed ARE
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I want your children...
I've seen Stewart Lee advertised ONCE, and it's a shit trailer.

These two are being trailed indiscriminately after every fucking BBC programme on every fucking BBC channel and they also seem to be on every fucking bus.

Where's the fucking justice?

sorry for the language, I've just watched that In The Loop clip on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I agree with this sentiment
wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)