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# From the people who brought you Facebok


(Apologies if it's been done - I've been away for a while.)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha this is funnier than I thought it would be
/click!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ^This
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I do not get twitter at all
I signed up then just didn't understand it.

This appears to sum it up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I learned yesterday about something related to twitter called 'the fail whale'
I have not bothered to find out what it really is - although I can guess, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# very much this^
it just seems an 'idea too far' for any practical purpose
/this being said, having only updated my status 3 times since joining a good many weeks ago, I still have people following me and being added on a daily basis.
/the curse of sharing a name with someone famous
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
you should just update your status to say you're working on a new Star Trek script or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# strangest name 'following' me : Effie Wang


I'll change it to 'has just seen the final cut of the new 'trek film, and it looks awesome. You're all going to love it'

... and then wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# you should post clearly made up spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^ this
with perfectly polished adamantine bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'm taking suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# haha
I share a famous name too (althogh not very notable in celebrity terms) I shall have to check to see if I've caught anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Pretend to be on a 'project' with TGA - see if you can get it in the papers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Bah
I wouldn't have added you on facebook if I didn't think you were him!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha, oh cheers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I see no diffrence
useless people spreading useless information about their useless lives *goes back to making stupid shops for b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I thought that said 'shoes'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# haha
I love making useless shoes for b3ta ;) I made you a pair without soul
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahahhahahahah! ok, that's getting my first click o' the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I'm tempted to buy twatter.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# you actually have losers who connect twitter to other clones
that copy and copy and copy and loop al their useless tweets or messages...:( like twitter to facebook to hyves to orcut to wordpress to etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# These people need help, maybe

It's a desperate cry for attention in a digitized world, where they no longer can make actual conversation in real life, to real people. Also, they all have really small penises.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# and own a audi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# lol omg k thx bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm on hyves, despite not speaking any Dutch.
I have a couple of internet-only friends in the Netherlands as a result...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'm sure you're amazed by how shit that website is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yup - the three times a year I visit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Binty looks a right goer!

/hasn't had a shag in far too long blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha, 'strok'.
I am hungover. This made me laugh and it hurt. Please help me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# *HELPS*
I AM STANDING BEHIND YOUR EAR, SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# It can't get any louder than it is already. There are about three different strands of radio playing simultaneously at my work.
It's like the world's shittest fairground.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# you know you're hungover when even the fizz in Lucozade is too loud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've already had a bagel, the sugariest cup of tea in existence and three cups of water. None of these has worked.
I AM BROKEN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Where do you work that allows this sort of aural torture?
In your lunchbreak, strealthily remove the fuses from the radio plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# and have they got a licence for it?
this used to happen in my old office

there was only so much of the Ting Tings I could take
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It's a radio station, so I'm pretty sure they've got all the licencing bollocks going down.
Hot Christ I wish they hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
Biddyfeed is making me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Fanta stick!
I'm another "can't fucking stand twitter or facebook bollocks" person so this has my full support. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
this is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# HA!
how very apt :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# This gets a clickety!
And to those of you sounding off about Twitter/Facebook and any other networking bollocks I say that this is what I'm hearing from you
"Wah! Wah! Wah! I don't understand the Internets, it's all moving on so fast! I'm so cool because I don't interact with anyone, ever!"

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of people about who say the same about B3ta.

Now, wind your necks in and please remain seated on the anti-twitter bandwagon until it has come to a complete stop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I have to agree
that b3ta is less readily understandable than Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# b3ta's purpose is to make (and er ... appreciate) images
twitter's purpose can only really be to write/read short bits of text.

most people can write 140 chars, therefore there's not much skill involved, therefore it's obviously all nonsense

QED.

(brought to you by the tenuous logic department :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But more fun...
At least if I make friends on here I can gather whether I've got anything ion common with them.

These people who acceot friends invites willy-nilly on Arsebook just so they can say "ZOMG I GIOT 4000 FRUENDS"... it's a bit sad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *adds*
it's funny, I get bored of most internet things after about 3 weeks

I haven't got bored of b3ta yet, in 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# WOO!.... oh HAI popular old lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ha ha, I'm loving the attention to detail.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This is excellent
Love the Werthers ad... :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# This is brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# You need to meet my Nan
She spent hours last family gathering explaining how she didn't like Sainsburys any more and that the pelican crossing right outside her house on direct route to the shops was all wrong.

Ooooh, isn't it awful.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
old folks are funny

they get the shit bombed out of them during the war

and they seem to be more concerned about the price of peas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I likes this.
Especially FrailJudy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)