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[challenge entry] I YAM THE LAAAAAAW.....

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(rogue pieman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# You made this,
you think it should win the compo? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# fuck it, why not, the number of entries that are actually pro the police is tiny
it was anything goes by the third entry I think

Lets stop calling it a challenge, "random image post" might be better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# that will do me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It's a one word image challenge isn't it.
I know there are more words... but only one matters to most...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# "Anything vaguely related to the challenge subject compo"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Stick a police helmet/sign
on any other photoshop you or anyone else has ever done?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# 'anything goes by the third entry'
is a fine philosophy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Since when did anyone really follow the guidelines?
if it's not following guidelines it's 'pearoast for the compo'

I think we should be thankful that the challenge brief didn't mention the word 'movie'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Every few months I just get fed up with people pointlessly entering the challenge
It's a challenge, the clue is in the title, challenge yourself to come up with something that fits the brief.

It's not compulsory, you don't have to do something, don't panic and post something shit just to not feel left out.

And if you want to do something left field or the opposite to the challenge, fine, do it, it'll be funny like normal B3ta stuff, just don't enter it in to the challenge. YOU BIG MONG.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yay, this ^

I go for months without posting anything in a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# the challenges last too long
a whole week means a lot of shit thrown at the board and everyone gets bored of the same gags over and over. It should just be 'Challenge Friday' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I thought thursday to sunday was a good compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# If you don't like a picture
dont worry, another one comes along in a min.

I don't like the endless kittens/fruit/misc with human teeth slapped on them which then get awarded FP for no good reason.

There is loads of tosh posted.
Ya got to dig to get to the gold.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I'm not criticising the quality of the pictures
just the pointless entering in to a challenge like a BIG MONG
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Its nice that you still care about the compo.
It's all main board to me. sometimes I'll have a look to see what it is. It's just a week of bandwagon.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# how dare you
most of my fps have been fruit based :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Interesting angle with the human teeth though
worth a go I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# yeah I agree, I said this at the time when everyone was whining about caricatures.
One argument was 'too exclusive not everyone can draw' clearly the challenge was too challenging :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Got me FP'd so it's OK with me :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 5 and a half years without so much as a sniff, then 2 in the space of a month :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Don't try to understand it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I think it was after I started following cr3 on twitter...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You're in the FP clique now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# personally I would say your good shopping skills got you an FP
not the fact that it was entered in to the challenge. But you could argue that yours is a ay of getting new recruits, if Lightsabres were standard issue, I'd sign up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Shopping skills lol
right down to the the way the lightsaber seamlessly disappears behind the other copper's face :)

But hey I'll take any compliments I get - cheers :)

I tend to regard compo descriptors more as guidance rather than hard and fast. It just gives me a bit of fodder if I'm having a slow work day and feel like turning my hand to something...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# which is good, inspiration is great
but if the result doesn't fit, why do some people still enter it in the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's also casts a shadow
BUT - fuckit. It's still a good one.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Why the fuck are people saying he's got 3 hands?
idiots! It's clearly the victim's hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# i dont get why the challenges are anything other than a single word/phrase
just "Police" or "Animals" or "MATT DAMON"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# because then they wouldn't be challenging?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# "MATT DAMON" would be particularly unchallenging.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# This took me more than 5mins I'll have you know.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Fair enough. That does indeed fit the "MATT DAMON" brief :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# oh, you're asking for a CHALLEEEENNNNNGGEE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *starts glowing* *jumps into the air with movement lines*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# but it gives you a greater scope to work with

one word challenges are far better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# and at the very least, one word challenges have less people complaining about images not fitting the challenge brief :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm not knocking one word challenges
just saying they aren't very challenging.
If they wanted to call it the weekly theme, then it would make sense. At the moment its like B3ta is a school for special children who are all winners.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# semantics, then. you don't like something being called a challenge when it isn't.
people used to/still do call it a compo. competitions don't have to be challenging. just call it a compo and all is well
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# or a theme, bandwagon whatever
I just hate how it makes it seem like B3ta is full of retards, "draw the police in a positive light - mnnnnng they're wankers lol" *clicks challenge entry button*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ,,.but b3ta IS full of retards
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# BIGMONGS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# buh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# people generally are stupid and lazy, man. in the entire world, not just b3ta.
once you accept that instead of worrying about it the world becomes a much calmer, more laidback place :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# calmer and more laidback maybe
but stupid and lazy also means its a shitter place.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# fuck the police

/straight from the underground
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Young n____a got it bad cuz I'm brown

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# 'ningles
Yeah but it's a tough challange. TO make the police look good.
I got close but Photoshop actually disappeared in a paradoxical cadence.
At least sting hasn't featured as much as I thought he would.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yes. Yes I do ;-D
If one looks in the FAQs

(rogue pieman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Whose work is this?
apart from the helmets obviously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# there is no such thing as an ogtrotter
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *splutters*
Whatchoo mean!? didn't you get my second Gaz my pc's acting up


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# mr. horrible's
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Mr Horrible
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling I've seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Not again!!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Again again
To be repeated on Dave more times than Top Gear
(rogue pieman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I don't think it's that much.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# they can repeat it all they like
i fucking love top gear, me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Double This^ with extra Top Gear.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# they're repeating the veyron/plane race today
i may have to watch it.
again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha
GRRR! GRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# O HAI MR HORRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# 'Ning /board
No Comprende
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hulk hogan is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# He's not that attractive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# true
that moustache of his looks worse than most pubes, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hello horrible :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hell yeah
get me a pen I'm signing up
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)