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Fake Pandemic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFRo9z2t_Co

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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I have a pandemic right here in my pants

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Is it bad that I imagined you flying to your feet, ripping off your trousers to reveal a gold posing pouch and then start dancing suggestively?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

I would like to ammend that to suggestively AND engergetically.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

No, that's not bad.

Not far from the truth either.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

just go and shag her

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

I hope you don't mean me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Unless you want him to

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Yawn. No one cares.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Nice syringe snake though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

No kettle man in its eyeballs though.

Wasted opportunity there.

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

I don't care that you don't care

because I don't post for you to care, yawn, thought you would like the snake.
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

It's a nice snake. I said it was a nice snake.

I typed it and everything. I even replyed to myself in order to further highlight the fact it is a nice snake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

But you're crazy and headwrong and insist on trying to feed us messages that no rational person agrees with.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

b3ta = rational?

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

So you're deliberately trying to target irrational people with your messages?

That says a lot for the strength of your arguments.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I am not arguing am I....?

I said i post for the wacky art, that is all.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Then stop posting the fucking ludicrous,

ill conceived and downright wrong videos underneath them!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

...and that is clearly a lie.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

*bookmarked*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

*bookmarked*

my wish would be to post the art and have people think it is funny and insane and well done. But, I constantly am dragged into insulting arguments because people don't consider the art, but only my political views. And then i have to decide if i should defend myself or be silent.

and by the way, you are a big critic of mine, I back anything i say with links and research, you never offer any scientific evidence for anything you ever yell about. All your types talk about logic and never offer any proof.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

you've been told on numerous occasions.

This is the image board. For images. We have a links board. If you are determined to peddle your shit on b3ta then do it on the board fit for that purpose and stop trolling this board and annoying the community.

Post your pictures and fuck off if you are not interested in anything other than using all of your old portfolio as a medium for your main agenda which is to display your mental health problems with the shit you believe.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Yes, you are right, I have been accompanying my art with silly links, and now i will see that error. You have written it this time in a way that i finally get it. An image site. Never looked at it that way, with all the conversations happening.

By the way, there are many who write me on b3ta that agree with me, but never post that because of the wolf pack that would attack them too. But, as you say, it is a place for only images. And now i am changing my approach, thanks.

And one of my friends on b3ta wrote me immediately when you posted the note i sent you about Rife tech, at first I was shocked, in the middle of of all our hatred for each other i still consider you a friend, silly me, and by the way, you are the only b3ta i ever say such a stupid thing to, I have zero idea why, as i find most things about you and your viewpoints trite and mind controlled, and you feel the same about me i am sure, but i felt betrayed you would post my personal message about how the rife machine once again has helped me and then have a good laugh saying that it is all crap. Then, I said, that is great, and even extremely funny in a sick way, and i laughed too. I had thought about posting the letter you wrote describing your great family, nice cars, and land you own, not too humble I suppose, but i declined, that is a mean thing to do. And I have never found a wife and i have no kids, only cats, and i am older than you, and i am constantly trying to pay all my bills and cover rent, and i live in an apartment. But then again, I used to make a whole of money in advertising, if money was my dream, no doubt I would have more than most, instead, i have a bunch of poorly assembled photo hack jobs, and only two cats now, because the third, this week, had a desire to crop the freeway. HAHHAHa.
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

that's because long ago I realised b3ta wasn't the place for changing the world

and please read the SCIENTIFIC links and articles I have both gazzed you with, and replied to your posts in the past. re: Chemtrails - you have a short memory

and also read the gaz just sent in reply to this.

and quit the baiting. I'm not the one posting anti-semitic bullshit here as an accompaniment to pictures - It really isn't needed if you want the artwork to be judged on it's own merits.

Let's face it, in linking these videos, you're here for baiting people, and for self indulgence, it certainly isn't for comment on the pictures.

and thanks for the generalisation of 'my type' - nice to see you can be objective in your approach

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

He's not saying he doubts your fondness towards the snake

He's say he knew when he posted it that you'd like the snake in particular. It's a conspiracy.

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

you have me all wrong

I could give a flip if you believe my politics really, I just think the art is rather wacky and deserves a look.
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Then stop linking us to the crazy and just show us the pretty pictures.

You'd get a much better response here.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Liar.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

thats the right attitude to have

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

and you post the link because...

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

so you're posting work of someone else?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

yes, is that a problem?

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

yes it is

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Yes.

This forum is for your own work. It's clearly stated in the faq. If you want to popularize (i.e. spam) someone else's work do it on the links board you worthless cunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Hey I can post my work if i want to.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

So is it your work or not?

b3ta.com/board/9416235

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

What do you think?

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I think

what the government tell me to think. Obviously.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

You could post YOUR OWN work

but as you just said, you're posting someone elses.

That, you cannot do.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

he's clearly mentally handicapped in some way

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

no, in EVERY way

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I didn't say i posted someone's elses work,

I said yes is that a problem. A big difference.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

You said yes in response to the question "so you're posting work of someone else?"

No difference.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Big Difference

I agreed with his abusive remark about me posting someone elses art, but i never said that I am doing that! No one can reach prodigy, he has been on this kick that it is not my art since the beginning, guess that is his little angle on life.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*blinks repeatedly at the computer screen*

wait... what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

When you agree with a statement, that means you're accepting the point that it makes.

So you admitted posting other people's work.
Although I personally still assume it is your own work, for all the good that does you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

No, you thick, thick imbecile.

The question "so you're posting someone else's work?"

The reply: "yes, is that a problem?"

Answering yes says you're posting someone elses work. To deny that accusation, the common phrase is "no" and not "yes" like it is in conspiracy land which you seem to frequent much too often as it has addled your brain.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

you're fake...it's just that simple

so you can come hear and spout all these paranoid antisemitic conspiracy theories and I can't do the same about you?

My conspiracy is...
you're a fake, it's not your work you are posting, it's some guy called dave dees and you are his #1 fanboy.

I don't care if anyone else believes it or not, but it's what I believe in.

the truth is out there..make it so #1.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Conspiracy theory #1

You are some kind of paranoid shut-in obviously, and if I am not Dees, prove it! email me and see if i respond. [email protected]
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Yes, because Hotmail accounts are nutoriously difficult to obtain..

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Why should he prove it?

Proof doesn't seem to be important to these discussions that take up half the fucking board. As long as he has a paranoid suspicion and some dodgy youtube link, well, he can prove anything! Or do you not approve of someone using your own method?

As far as I can tell, you have one rule for yourself and call others stupid for not following something completely different. Your technique of convincing people is laughable to the point of pastiche, and your humour isn't funny. Cursing at people and spreading slander is not funny, nor is your hypocritical "truth".

I'm a lurker, but I'm getting so tired of this whole thing.

Grow up.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

what's up..can't you handle some "paranoid shut in" playing your own game?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

But we have already seen it all

because you made it years ago and sold it to a mobile phone company.

Do something new.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

He said "thought" I would like the snake in a manner that implied I didn't like the snake.

But I do like the snake, I said I like the snake. I typed it and everything...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Why don't you like the snake?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

god, what a snake-hater

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I know, it is a lovely snake!

I just can't see why Mue hates it so much :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Terrible bullying :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Yes, you are a terrible bully!

It is a lovely snake :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Compo it!

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

mind piss

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oh God, the video is horrific.

What makes you think this pandemic is fake? Were all the flu pandemics which occurred in the past manufactured too?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Maybe it's not taking place on earth at all, but somewhere on Uranus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's a soundstage in texas.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Urectum, you mean

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

The virus is easy to track, it is designed in a lab

watch the talking points on the news, they are given the script to read all together, yet in Mexico only 7 confirmed dead, and in America even less, more have died in Cheerleading accidents, yet now they are talking about losing all your freedoms and bringing in martial law.

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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Going through that bit by bit...

Only FOX News has 'talking points'

The number of dead has been wildly exaggerated to get viewers and sell newspapers.

I haven't heard anyone talking about martial law and it clearly wouldn't be accepted.

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I live in England, no one has even mentioned martial law.

Hell, people are complaining that they're sending everyone a leaflet.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Now wouldn't that be a simpler way to infect the masses?

A simple contaminated leaflet to every home.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

or by virus bombing london?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'm not sure what's happening over there, but the worst the government here has done is commission adverts to use tissues when you sneeze or cough.

It doesn't look like it'll be a massive deadly pandemic as there have been in the past, but it's impossible to know that in the first few days or even weeks.
Particularly as you're looking for deaths against an already fairly decent baseline of deaths from 'standard' flu, with the same symptoms.
Even if it is only as deadly as more common strains, it's fairly likely it'll kill at least tens of thousands over the next few months and years if it spreads efficiently, unless we can vaccinate against it fairly swiftly.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

be sure to take the vaccination there porsche

It will protect you, and it is very safe.
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I doubt I'll need it if the strain stays so mild.

But if I were elderly or had an impaired immune system, I'd certainly go for a flu vaccine.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

oooooooohhhhhhh.......

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

apparently i pronounce aspartame differently to a lot of other people, though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I say it more or less 'Asp are tame'

I'm not sure if I'm doing it right or not

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

So the diseases are a conspiracy

but the vaccinations are also a conspiracy?

Are they part of the same conspiracy, or different conspiracies?

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

^ haha

Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

my question about conspiracy theorists is why the never attach themselves to just one theory.

its almost as though you have to believe the whole set. i'll guarentee you icke believes that we didn't land on the moon and it was faked by the US government who are in league with the alien saurian race who have the technology to travel through space, and i'll bet you he doesn't see the glaring inconsistency

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

I have to admit

that I love the moon landing hoax people. They are just so batshit crazy, it can't fail to be entertaining.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

i love the fact that due to a channel 4 documentry housewives across england now belive this shit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

I have never heard Icke talk about the moon landing at all

And when attaching yourself to a theory, use clothes pins, A stapler never works.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

hahaha

ok, do you think we landed on the moon?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

yes

I think we eventually did.

And also have had a continuing space program that far exceeds what the public is told.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

interesting, what do you mean by 'eventually'?

i'd love to believe you're right about the space program, but sadly i think the space industry is as comatose as can be :(

gaz me a link to this, i'd be interested to hear about it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

you'll love this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HT3_X9Suec

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

that doesn't convince me, though its an interesting interpretation

do you have anything on the space industry being more alive than we think?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

If they can already get humans into space, why not go to the moon?

The hardest bit is already done.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

AIDS is now realized to be race specific

Look at the number of blacks infected opposed to others, has to do with genetic markers or something like that, but whites have a hard time getting aids unless it is injected right into them, look at africa, holy christ, a huge percent are infected. But white rockstars who sleep with a ton of girls every tour are not affected?
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Wasn't the disease first isolated in the gay community of some American city?

I'm guessing most of them were white. It might have something to do with we can afford condoms over here.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

No, i think they were all black.

Just like Rock Hudson and Freddie Mercury.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

I included that as being injected right into them. In the winker.

you would know about that more than most.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

what is that supposed to mean?

Edit: So? You don't want to explain yourself?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

He's calling you a chutney ferret

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Actually, I'm the chutney ferret.

Apparently.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Are you a chutney ferret?

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I do like chutney, but I have a feeling that's not what the phrase means.

I've never ferreted in it before.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Are you a chutney ferret?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'm not a chutney ferret and I have nothing against chutney ferrets.

People can ferret about wherever they choose as far as I'm concerned.

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I can count both chutney and ferrets among my best friends

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

This needs a Venn diagram

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

(chutney ( ( my best friends ) ) ferrets)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Its beauty is its simplicity

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Science, once more, saves the day!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

you're homophobic as well now?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

And how did you think it was being spread in Africa?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

the sign of a great argument, is when one side resorts to shouting, "Yeah... well you're a poof!"

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

He's sure got me on the ropes now

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING NUGGET

you're so fucking laughable

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

another full diaper from the infant.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

be a dear

inform yourself before sprouting out stuff that you obviously don't understand

(btw, I think you are referring to the CCR5 mutation, which is prevalent [~10%] in Europe, possibly because of previous epidemics)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You worthless fucking maggot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Are you being serious?

Is it your birthday soon? If so, I think you should ask for someone to get you some fucking logic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

"Has to do with genetic markers or something like that"

Well, I can't argue with science like that.

When you say whites have to have it injected right into them, is that a reference to anal sex?

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Fuck man!

The governements have infected our anal sex and heroinses with AIDS :O

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

do you think that africans get AIDS by sneezing?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

vaccines are full of AIDS.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

The drugs we have aren't vaccinations.

Tamiflu and rsomethingorother are antivirals that have been used for ages.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I had a cheerleading accident once

They sent me to Cheerleading Hospital. Oh, what a merry time that was.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I would like to go there!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

LOL

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Give it up will you, no one cares

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

here have this video to watch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3IYGZD-lQ

even better for you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiFVfyiSiw

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I don't post anything for you to care

I post for the art itself, not the message.
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(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

So why post the message then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Liar.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I don't think we'd mind if it was art.

Putting lots of copyrighted imagery into one blurry unprofessional mess is not art.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Putting lots of copyrighted imagery into one blurry unprofessional mess is called the Image Board

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Damn right brother!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

pfffft :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

the key word is 'blurry'

the use of filters, including gaussian blur, is frowned upon.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Not by me!

And as resident Lens Flare Ambassador, may I interest you in a ferrero rocher?

/edit: you'd have to use a gaussian blur to get a 'decent' shadow effect, like this though:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Did you work on the new Star Trek film?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Yes, I was one of the stars

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

I only asked, because of all the lens flare in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Heh,

I've never seen a star trek film in my life. Not entirely.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Well, you are spoiling us with this

ARGHHH HMY EYES! It's reflecting all over!

also, I really have no problem with filters as long as they are not the main feature

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

I'm sure I've used gaussian blur before.

Although I use motion blur and the rotational blur more often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Filters are good when used properly.

A lot of stuff wouldn't be possible without them.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Well the anti-semitism was bad enough...

But using Photoshop FILTERS? Burn him alive.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Not by me.

They're all tools.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I wouldn't even class it as a collage

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Sure you do.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

then I suggest the following subjects for your art

kittens
shark, helicopter, diver and importantly bridge
fluffy animals
rain
unicorns
old video games

in general, try to keep it funny. You know: jokes are better than technique.

kthxbai

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hey, I am offended that you insult my sense of humor

I ONLY post stuff that i think is funny, I don't laugh at every single piece i see on b3ta, but you don't see me complaining that it is not funny do you? If my piece is not funny to you, then move on, i like it.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I said 'keep it funny', not 'funny in the approach'

David began creating and releasing an endless barrage of aggressive, and sometimes disturbing, photo-illustration images throughout the internet in an attempt to wake others up about the onslaught of the elite's power hungry world government plan of domination. Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

yes

but not on b3ta, do you really think i care what all these geniuses really believe? If I wanted to have an audience to preach to, would i come here? Hell no, I can find tons of willing chemtrail enthusiasts on the net to talk endlessly in favor of the material. So b3ta is the laughs, and the goofy responses, that is all. If you don't like the art click ignore.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

so you admit that you take advantage of ignorant people?

www.b3ta.com/board/9416196

Also, your 'I post for the art, not the message' argument, flies out of the window. You are just a dangerous uninformed pathetic prick.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fuck off

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

To be fair, he makes decent images.

He just douses them in crazy, sets fire to them and hurls them at us afterwards.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Anyone who posts holocaust denial links on this forum

will get a fuck off from me. I don't care if they're fucking Da Vinci.
www.b3ta.com/board/9414542

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Has he done that? Ouch.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

But don't worry, he's PRO-JEWISH!...

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

no dave dees does..this twat doesn't

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I will tell Dave you said that, you are dead meat.

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I'm fucking trembling here

I'll gladly give you my fucking address
you can both come visit me
just so I can knock the living fuck
out the pair of ya.

pussies

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

tell dave he's a paranoid cunt when you see him next

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

"HELLLOooooo DAAaaaive, do you want to buy some pandemics?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

I used to tolerate you,

but now you can just fuck right off you fat lump of pathetic antisemitic arsenugget!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

click ignore and stop soiling your diaper

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Why's your name Catnipppppppp, anyway?

Is there a conspiracy around catnip?

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zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

how about you fuck off and die

you antisemitic paranoid cunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

crybaby

(Catnipppp, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

die already

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

No thanks

I'll just tell you to fuck off every single time you post an image, and I'll make certain everyone understands why I'm doing that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

What she said^^^^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

compo it

lovely picture, not sure on the science but nice picture.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Have you been to the market in the city centre?

I'm now the proud owner of dry cured bacon, goats cheese and boar and venison salamis.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

ooo i haven't yet, is it there tomorrow? i've got a stinking headache at the moment and its too bright outside

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I'm not sure but it might well be, Might say on the council website somewhere.

It's mostly the same kind of stalls as were there before Christmas, but worth a trip

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

It should be

edit: Currywurst FTW

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

sweet, i'll get down there and stock up

my lunch today is going to consist of scililan lorvino ham and toasted stale bread with olive oil.

i have the best leftovers in town

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

My lunch was some homemade soda bread

with goats cheese and some of the venison salami.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Great syringey snake there mister

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Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

hahaha fantastic mod edit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

^ THIS!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 3 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

yes!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

See, this is exactly why I pity you and your fellow cultists.

You know what I wrote out a long response but then I realised whatever people tell you you just apply that broken logic filter you call a brain to it and

A. Make a straw man argument calling your opponent a sheep and

B. Post a load of unsubstantiaded bullshit and then not respond when people take your "logic" and point out how retarded it is.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 3 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Oh my.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Bloody Oxygen Thief.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)