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# RAAAR!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# fuckinell
gayshift has clocked on early
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# perhaps MrKane is like one of the Japanese soldiers that kept fighting on not knowing that the war had ended
MrKane - gay shift ends around 7am GMT.

Do you speak dayshift?

any ozzies here on holiday that can translate?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Haha
The Japanese soldiers of the gayshift, fighting on irresolutely with magenta and nonsense from the shelter of a rural pacific island. That's a wonderful image :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahahah, we could wake up DrDyslexia, and get her to convince him the GS is over...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I am?
*sobs*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Can everyone stop the hating?
The gayshift is a lot of fun, but there's always this crap between times.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hating?
WTF?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# The Gayshift - much better than whatever the alternative is
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I dunno about you
but if I saw a japanese soldier waving a large purple cdc at me and screaming I'd want to be in a different vicinity quite rapidly
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ok I'll translate.
DIE YOU DICK!! YOU WILL BE B& BY VIMOD'S H&, THEN YOU WILL CR&.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# SOMEBODY GET ME AN ENIGMA MACHINE
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# is it still not school holidays?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# not round here
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's even been to a bash apparantly!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# silly Mr Kane
daytime is not gayshift!

you will be bummed! and not in a gay way!

:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# PIE YOU DICK
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# PIE YOV OIK

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# DON'T YOV CALL ME AN OIK
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# SORRY BVT I WAS ONLY SAYING WHAT I SAW

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I hate myself and want two pies.
oi oi lovely :)

Did you managed to have fun on saturday despite my absence? :P
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It was brill. :D
Sup, breadbin.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# nowt much
chillin' with my honkeys. Just applied for a jerb. While in my dressing gown. At 13.35pm. Don't need to talk about living it... I AM THE DREAM!

how's you, deary?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hate my job hate my job hate my job
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *embraces*
*affection squeezings and the like*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ahhh, ta.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# You sir, are an inspiration
Today I shall apply for many jerbs. Later.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, but
The Challenger Deep is the deepest surveyed point in the oceans, with a depth of approximately 11,000 metres (36,000 ft). The exact depth is unknown. It is located in the Mariana Islands group at the southern end of the Mariana Trench. The closest land is Fais Island (one of the outer islands of Yap), 289 km (180 mi) southwest, and Guam, 306 km (190 mi) to the northeast. The point is named after the British Royal Navy survey ship HMS Challenger of 1872–76.
Only three descents have ever been achieved; Trieste in 1960, Kaiko in 1995 and Nereus in 2009.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Fais Island?
They can't spell, it's obviously 'Faes'
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# But of course, Ma'am :D
I shall go edit Wikipedia accordingly.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :D eeeeee!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# May I ask a question, please?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You may.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *ahem*
could you fax me over a *hug*, this day is turning to utter shit :(
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I just remembered this song
And it made me feel happy. Maybe it will work its magic on you too?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY2OFztWiuY
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# This is such a happy tune!!
I hertily agree with your recommendation
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That is rather smiley, actually.
Who did the original?

Edit: Dream Academy - yes, it was them.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I made a mixtape (cd) with both of them on
with Dream Academy on first follwed by Dario G

/blog
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# choon!
:)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Check your phone, lovely.
*massive cuddles*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
Thanks, pickle. \o/
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You're ever so welcome!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That's now desktopped on my phone,
in case of emergencies.

*hugs*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *cuddles*
Je suis ici.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *faxes an extra just in case*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Thanks, Lovely!
I may have to carpet bomb 3rd Avenue, just so the bloody yanks will get off my case for 10 minutes.
Grrr.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# poor you!
*telexes man-hug*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You top man, you!
Cheers :)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *awkward hug followed by a pat on the back*
You'll have to accept mine over b3ta I'm afraid
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
You're very kind, sir.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I want
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# or here
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# You want a floating island inthe sky like out of Gulliver
I will smack you in the tummy with a balloon thing on a stick.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Well I was planning on building a airship dock on my island. From there I shall launch my expeditions as a gentleman thief
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# But I want to hit you with the balloon thing.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# An airship dock?....
So just a field then?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i'm thinking more of a hanger, or a mast
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# it's only €12M
we could club together
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# and of course
Konstantin Kaetanovich Gedroits (1872 - 1932) was a Russian scientist and painter born in Grigoriopol. Specializing in geology, he authored Genetic soil classification based on the absorptive soil complex and absorbed soil cations (out of print).

A biography of Gedroits was published in Moscow in 1995.

In 2002, the Central Bank of Transnistria minted a silver coin honoring this native of today's Transnistria, as part of a series of memorable coins called The Outstanding People of Pridnestrovie.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You say that, but
The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. The word potato may refer to the plant itself as well. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes are the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, and maize.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
It is fast and also bulbous, a squid in a polyethylene bag is both fast and bulbous
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# "oh baby"
"oh baby, maybe"
"like a squid in my polyethelene bag"
"you're so fast and bulbous"
"fast and bulbous"

chorus
"just like et"
"just like et"
"only you're not so big"
"unlike et"


*guitar solo*

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Pena
Her litle head clinking
Like a barrel of red velvet balls
Full past noise
Treats filled her eyes
Turning them yellow like enamel coated tacks
Soft like butter hard not to pour
Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned on waffle iron
Smoke billowing up from between her legs
Made me vomit beautifully
And crush a chandelier
Fall on my stomach 'n view her
From a thousand happened facets
Liquid red salt ran over crystals
I later band-aided the area
Sighed
Oh well it was worth it
Pena pleased but sore from sitting
Choose to stub her toe
'n view the white pulps horribly large in their red pockets
"I'm tired of playing baby," she explained
'n out of uh blue felt box let escape
One yellow butterfly the same size
Its dropping were tiny green phosphorous worms
That moved in tuck 'n rolls that clacked
'n whispered in their confinement
Three little burnt scotch taped windows
Several yards away
Mouths open to tongues that vibrated
'n lost saliva
Pena exclaimed, "That's the raspberries."
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It makes me happy that my posts can cause spontaneous Beefheart recitals ;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# quite so, also
Enver Halil Hoxha (pronounced [nv hda], 16 October 1908 – 11 April 1985) was the Communist leader of the People's Republic of Albania from the end of World War II until his death in 1985, as the First Secretary of the Albanian Party of Labour. He was also Prime Minister of Albania from 1944 to 1954 and Minister of Foreign Affairs from 1946 to 1953.
Hoxha's leadership was characterized by "isolation" from the rest of Europe and his proclaimed firm adherence to anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninism. After his break with Maoism in the late 1970s and early 1980s, numerous Maoist parties declared themselves Hoxhaist. The International Conference of Marxist-Leninist Parties and Organizations (Unity & Struggle) is the most well known collection of these parties today.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Celon is a commune in the Indre department in central France.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Number 36, if memory (not Wikipedia) serves.
Why did i feel that I needed to memorise the Department numbers all those years ago?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# no doubt this information has served you well
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hehe...
Strangely - not so much.

;-)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this is very intersting, you may also like to note
Nereus (Νηρεύς), in Greek Mythology, was the eldest son of Pontus (the Sea) and Gaia (the Earth), a Titan who (with Doris) fathered the Nereids, with whom Nereus lived in the Aegean Sea.[1] In the Iliad[2] the Old Man of the Sea (ἅλιος γέρων) is the father of Nereids, though Nereus is not directly named. He was one of the manifestations of the Old Man of the Sea, never more so than when he was described, like Proteus, as a shapeshifter with the power of prophecy, who would aid heroes such as Heracles[3] who managed to catch him even as he changed shapes. Nereus and Proteus ("first") seem to be two manifestations of the god of the sea who was supplanted by Poseidon when Zeus overthrew Cronus.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOUR FOOTNOTES QUEEN!
ooh - Greek characters too!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Footnotes
1. Hesiod, Theogony 233-36, is unequivocal that Nereus is the Old Man of the Sea, whereas the Odyssey refers the sobriquet to Nereus (xxiv.58) to Proteus (iv.365, , 387), and to Phorkys (xiii.96, 345).
2. Iliad i.358, 538, 556; xviii.141; xx.107; xxiv.562.
3. Or, as Proteus, Menelaus.

sorry i forgot
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Indeed. I saw the thrust of your argument there, would also allow that
The Portuguese Legion (Portuguese: Legião Portuguesa) was a Portuguese paramilitary state organization founded in 1936 during dictator António de Oliveira Salazar's right-wing regime, the Estado Novo. It was dissolved in 1974.
Its stated objectives were to "defend the spiritual heritage [of Portugal]" and to "fight the communist threat and anarchism". During World War II, the Portuguese Legion was the only Portuguese state organization that openly adopted and defended Hitler's aims for Europe.
The Portuguese Legion was under the control of the Ministry of the Interior and War, and was responsible for coordinating civil defense in Portuguese territory, including in the Portuguese Empire. It was deeply involved in multiple collaborations with PIDE, the political police that was the authoritarian regime's main tool of repression.
The Legion was dissolved after the Carnation Revolution in 1974, being considered a Fascist organization.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I agree with you in principle, but I think you need to take into consideration the fact that
the MS MSC Monterey is a container ship built in 2008 by the Daewoo Mangalia Heavy Industries in Mangalia, Romania and currently operated by Mediterranean Shipping Company S.A.. She is the fifth ship delivered to the Swiss company in a series of 12 ordered. The 54,549 DWT ship has a container capacity of 4,860 TEU's.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yes, but
Gio-Key-Board or GioKeyBoard is a multimedia literacy "Initial-Sound-Keyboard" (synthetic phonics) with integrated word processor for children.
The freeware is useful for pupils in improving primary reading and writing skills (reading education, literacy).

Gio-Key-Board is multilingual and language-independent. All sounds, graphics, keyboard layouts, options (100) and dictionary-words of the program can be changed and adapted.
The free software can read and speak all written texts by speech synthesis. The "Child-Write-Program" also has a speaking dictionary to insert words into the text.

Handicapped persons (special education) can write texts using either a single keyboard-key, mouse-button or the joystick.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Spontaneous parametric down-conversion:
Spontaneous parametric down-conversion (SPDC) is an important process in quantum optics. A nonlinear crystal splits incoming photons into pairs of photons of lower energy whose combined energy and momentum are equal to the energy and momentum of the original photon. The state of the crystal is left unchanged in the process, which is why energy and momentum must be conserved (this is related to phase matching in nonlinear optics). This phase matching dictates that the photon pair be entangled in the frequency domain.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmm. you are an interesting person.
These two notions of completeness ignore the field structure. However, an ordered group (in this case, the additive group of the field) defines a uniform structure, and uniform structures have a notion of completeness (topology); the description in the section Completeness above is a special case. (We refer to the notion of completeness in uniform spaces rather than the related and better known notion for metric spaces, since the definition of metric space relies on already having a characterisation of the real numbers.) It is not true that R is the only uniformly complete ordered field, but it is the only uniformly complete Archimedean field, and indeed one often hears the phrase "complete Archimedean field" instead of "complete ordered field". Since it can be proved that any uniformly complete Archimedean field must also be Dedekind-complete (and vice versa, of course), this justifies using "the" in the phrase "the complete Archimedean field". This sense of completeness is most closely related to the construction of the reals from Cauchy sequences (the construction carried out in full in this article), since it starts with an Archimedean field (the rationals) and forms the uniform completion of it in a standard way.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# fucking hell, sir!
*is impressed - genuinely so*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i don't understand much of it...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# the fact that you understand *any*
is cause enough, in my book*.
* This slim volume here, entitled 'My Knowledge of Stuff'
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# well, cauchy sequences are easy enough to get your head around.
add up a bunch of stuff that is getting increasingly smaller and eventually you get a final number.

Here's something I writted myself:
The presence of a shell dramatically changes the response to an acoustic driving pressure pulse. To successfully model the behaviour of modern contrast agents the shell layer must be considered. The differences in the acoustic response between and a bubble without a shell and a bubble with a shell were shown in Section (\ref{sec:church}). In general the behaviour of contrast agents is also greatly affected by the shell properties. The highly nonlinear stable cavitation bubble oscillations are reduced by the shell. The presence of the shell will make the bubble more viscous, hence, more of the energy from the pulse will be absorbed and converted to heat, rather than being scattered or radiated by the bubble. Several models exist for the shell layer, such as the viscoelastic model studied here. It is possible to use different rheological models, and no one model is considered to be completely encompassing of all the contrast agents.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# you're starting to scare me now...
;-)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# everyone's doing it...
www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=The+Portuguese+Legion+(Portuguese%3A+Legião+Portuguesa)+was+a+Portuguese+paramilitary+state+organization+founded+in+1936+during+dictator+António+de+Oliveira+Salazar's+right-wing+regime%2C+the+Estado+Novo.+It+was+dissolved+in+1974.&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

although, I can copy stuff I've written.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# you need a shag
:)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# come and ride my cock then.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm not touching any of your farm animals
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I feel you need an ickle hug:
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Aww
This is gleeful
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ohhhhhh WiiiLLLLL
slovely.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Fank U, fank U all,
made n posted big size yesterday, thought it might come in for the occasional post reply in miniature form...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# aww
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# wobble wobble wobble :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# He takes after me!
;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# You should gaz that to Rev. Cloe!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# PIE!!!!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# she was so lully
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I know
*fwaps*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up holding my breath underwater for 3 days.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *LOL*
classic bad taste, sir.

That deserves a fucking medal. :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Please explain this scene...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
yes!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# He shouldn't of told them to stop fucking
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# now, let the tree fuck the pink dinosaur!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Pfffft!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# *logs in at 1.28*
Must've missed 12 hours!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# HAH
read that as 'pie'
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Friz?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Fuck you and fuck you
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahah
;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hi mr Busface!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# pffft :)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# YES!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)