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[challenge entry] iGotsackedtoday
Apparently a back injury is a sackable offence. Liability you see.
Still, I've found something else, in a call centre. Kill me now.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Well that's pretty shit.
All the best, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Hello I called last week and spoke to someone.
It still isn't working. What are you going to do about it, that's what I want to know. I don't like your attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ALSO:
Sue them. No-one can legally sack you for being injured.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I'm a temp
They can do what they like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Shouldn't have fucked your back up then, should you
ya retard! ;)

But seriously.....

You shouldn't have ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I got a cold in October and pulled a muscle in my back.
I got another cold last week and pulled the same muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Are you really playing the "don't get injured" card, cup-trippy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# You have to admit
it's good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Such a shame sush can't follow his own wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I don't have a job to lose ya monger! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Which is why you're totally allowed to break all your bones!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Who wouldn't hire this handsome devil?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Dolce & Gabbana.
But that's just because they're racist against midgets! Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I can categorically tell you that the hardest parts of you to draw are the back of your head, and your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# His hand actually looks like that?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# It was a placeholder hand that I liked so much I couldn't bring myself to redo it.
See also: mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# That bit that looks like his thumb? It's actually his index finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# No it isn't.
I can vouch that my thumb is in the middle of my palm!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
#
T'is too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# HAHA WHAT A DONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# That's not my thumb prick!
It's my finger! That is called perspective! You should get some snake!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Dr. SUSHI TOUCHED MY MIDDLE LEG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# now I want to see a thumb prick
edit : i couldnt wait
thumb Rpick
edit 2: time to get some more gin from the shops I'm hyper today and i got overtime tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck you Jamknock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# xD
with a thumprick
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That was just after I smashed my hand or something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# is that sush?
is he belming?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# or does he always look like that?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# My Hubby was struck down with pancreatitis
FirstGroup sacked him as unfit to do the job - this is before any medical decision was made as to his fitness to work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Pancreatitis is fucking terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# tell me about it - he suffers agonising pains and vomitting at times
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# It recurs?
Fucking hell, I'm guessing you're in the UK. He probably needs ERCP, it's possible he has a gallstone stuck in his common bile duct. The pain is fucking ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# He's had them all look at every aspect they ruled out gallstones
but 2/3rd of his pancreas has rotted away and he had to have a by-pass from the Pancreas to the stomach called a Puestow procedure
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puestow_procedure

apparently a very rare operation - however he still suffers vomitting which they are not entirely sure what is causing it, probably the pain itself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Damn, poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Yep he's lost loads of weigh as well
It's all pain management from here on in
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I had ERCP last month.
There's a 7% chance it will lead to pancreatitis. Of that 7%, about 5% die. Having experienced severe pancreatitis several times, I was honestly more afraid of the pain than I was of dying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# If you die can I have your stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# If I die you can have me stuffed, how does that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Anyway I'm not going to die.
The operation was a success so I can never die now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# You can have my stuff when I die. But don't fuck it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# OK I PROMISE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Oh you're going to wear a CROWN and you'll be POINTING and also I'll colour your fingers in with chalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'm kind of there already.
Except it's a tiara.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I call image repost rights.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# There is an operation we are hoping will help out
where they inject some chemical into the nerves of the Pancreas to stop pain being transmitted from it - apparently it's quite successful. Long term however eventually the Pancreas will need to be removed leaving him diabetic and reliant on tablets to break down the food in his stomach but I think he will be glad when the pain ends.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I hope nothing but the best comes to you Mo.
You are one of the gems of the gayshift and a true gent.
I don't mean this to sound fatalistic, I just think you're a hell of a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# You guys are going to kiss so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Awwwww
WATE IS THIS GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I AM SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# toatally this
you're a distinctive individual, mugatu
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# At least he isn't a fatty then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Ultra fucking shitheads.
Love to Mr Maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The shittiest of shitheads
we just had a vote about an agreement over disciplines and sackings one which the Union totally wimped out on - luckily it got rejected!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Union fucks, sap your wages and do fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Shouldn't have got Pancreatitis then, should he?
Dr Redsushi to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Thanks Doc!
ARRGHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# It would have been understandable had he fucked his pancreas through drinking
but his is one of those rare cases of unknown cause. He was sharing a ward with other people with Pancreatitis who were all obviously alcoholics and having beer smuggled into the hospital for them - seems so unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9895304
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# He shouldn't be an alkie then should he!
DR REDSUSHI IS AWESOME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hello? Hello?
The fucking nerve of it, they've cut me off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I want to speak to your supervisor's supervisor.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT THERE
I WANT TO SPEAK TO HIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# OH MAN I'M GOING TO TWEET ABOUT THIS SO HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# ULITIMATE OUTRAGEPHONECOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Welcome to your new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Look, guys... you ordering a pizza or what?
I've got calls backing up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Live fast die young.
Sorry to hear the bad news, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Cheers bud.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# At least you get to move to India!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah
but he has to pretend to be local.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Well if he needs some help, Spike Milligan is at hand to help:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBH8kCB8O80
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
#



:O


 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# tell the doc you hurt yourself at work
sue the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9895272
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Sorry bro,
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I love you in a serious way.
You'll need surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Promises promises...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# who's back
did you injur?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Call me now Shirley
seriously - best of lick :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# That sucks. Have fun getting moaned at
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# fucking cunts
Have they no idea who you are?????

also back injuries suck big time

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The cunts.
Hope you've got a four-figure sum in the bank so you can turn this situation into something potentially fun/interesting.

Otherwise, I've got a hammer here if you want it deploying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# DEPLOY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Just remember to keep a chipper tone no matter how strange the situation.

*thinks good thoughts of healing*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
shush, we're trying to sympathise with the dood
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# FUCKING SYMPATHISE
I WILL END YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Oh. OK, then.
*Ceases to sympathise, and withdraws offer of supportive hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# that sucks, BLD....
...good to hear you have something to go to though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Cheers dood
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Mail this to the fuckers:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# The Beasties rock my world.
Thus you are cleared for launch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# ...Get the gasoline out!...We're gonna torch da place!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# ngngngngnh
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# we gotta sober-up first.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I worked in a call center once
Yeah its like a death camp. Sory to hear about your ex job hope things pick up for you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Cheers J
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# you should have fell into the bosses car leaving a nasty scrape/dent in it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# There's still time
I know where he parks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# yea I also have plans for some cunt who's not paid me money and is clearly dicking me about..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Shit in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Bastards!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
#
nooooooooo
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
I think we should launch hate crimes against your former employer
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# We are in agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Sorry to hear the bad news :(become a prostitute
sorry :D
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Only an Ipswich person could say that to me (I knew one of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# sorry :DD
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# No biggie.
She lived a couple of doors down from me, she used to come round for Rizlas.
That was before she became a smack whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# sorry to hear
glad you've at least got a job now though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)