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# The spell worked!

He'd never have to go down the shop for milk again!
Life would be such fun from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all....
Hummus police will be after me for this but...

Was going to do a NSFW version but thought better of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# y would i be
after u?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# oh -
i didn't realise there was actually someone called hummus police here! It was more a general comment!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# lol
i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# www.
bodycount.
com
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# wahey
finally a post! ive been waiting for a new one sinc i logged on
(Squid Bunty, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# You wait ages for a post and then
two come at once.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
just thought i'd piss about a bit. ah wee ive had my fun

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# its a bloke on a moped
with 500 wing mirrors and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I went out last night
and took a small plastic elephant.
he sat on the bar when i went to get a drink and people looked at me funny.
he wasn't even wearing pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# mif
i work in a fabric where they produce instant sport drinks, all I have to do is mix powders.

Last time I went home from work, I had white powder below my nose and it bleeded as well, from sniffing all those powders.

I've got some odd gazes too
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# sargant told me all,
he said you were thinking of me, and named in sunshine, and cradled it in your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# oh my
the evil b3ta boardhack to get all characters of the board into a certain font has been fixed :[
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# this?


--

yes it has. cal fixed it about a week ago i think, presuming he did the test straight after.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# =x
that indeed

i once found that hack but then weebl got mad at me :(

cal sucks! :x
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
you can see archived pages while i've spazzed, of parts when it's happened. whole chunks in italic and bold, quite visually disturbing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# *sigh*
I miss the days of yelling

TAGS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# isn't that tags?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# no thanks
i've just eaten breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAGS FS81!
+:x

hellew by the way
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# hellooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
there used to be animations and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# where
did the times flee?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I think...
...scrolling marquee text should be aloowed on the board.

Just imagine how nice it would look if we all used t.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# extremely
!

i'm off to make a php board which allows scrolling marquee text

't is cool to have a scrolling marquee text within another and another and..=)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# don't forget
having pictures scrolling in the marquees too... cheap animation!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# and
iframes and java applets
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# well,
sargant put it in my hair and it got stuck there, and i needed help getting it out because the tusks got caught up in a knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# let this barbershop quartet woo yay
bring colour to this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
#
the controllers

that keep this site under raps. last time i had a message with the approve function in they deleted it so watch out.

--(I helped save b3ta! The Sunshine Elephant Pif Paf Poof, Sat 13 Sep, 10:17,
Reply)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# well done on
viewing source,

though copying and pasting source code, isn't too much code diving
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# that's
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# KNOB
OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# truly...
...you are a l337 h4xx0r
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# :x
h4x0rm00f
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# please dont bother
doing anything, at all. unless its photoshopping. we're not going to praise you for being a haxor gimp.
(Squid Bunty, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# umm
what did he do anyway? lol XD

i know there's this little thing in his profile but.. *shrug* i'm lost

i'll just stick to eating my matchmakers XD
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# god knows
what hes doing. all i know is that it isnt helpful.
(Squid Bunty, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# it r t3h
spammagez0rs

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# l33t
w33rd0
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# and whats that in english?
(Squid Bunty, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# tis' the spam,
my dear sir.

btw congrats on 1000 posts :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# he's just viewing source and nicking bits and bobs around
nothing special
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# plus de couleurs

oui oui
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# ooh
that am lovely... but the . at the start of the filename causes troubles when you try and rip it off save it for later enjoyment
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# i have it non woo yayed too
the dot is my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# if anyone wants it
I have managed to rip it off =)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# so've I
it just means having to use the keyboard for a second or two
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# affirmative
:x
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# He looks a bit like you!
:)
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# 29 days till what?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay for time off work and other such timewasting activities!

Hello btw - how are you and the family?
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# on fine form
here's tbc in case you missed it yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Awwww
:)
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# whata hell was that?
(Pjotr, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# now if spidy was there I might go down.



Click for flash with sound./
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Hee hee!
Very nice! :)
(allergic to curry, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
#
what is a mod?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Moderator, perchance?
(allergic to curry, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
#
how do i become a mod?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# you
don't
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# zargs!!
avast it, thanks for the pics, presentation to getty was good. Ill get in touch with you later in the week,
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# oh excellent,
good luck with it all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# gracias,
Ill know more by friday next week, so trust me I am keeping all fingers and toes crossed which makes typing tough I tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# well,
first have anal sex with a magic donkey. that tends to do it/
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# perform fellatio
on a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# God knows.
It probably involves begging and offering to felate Rob (no, that might have the opposite effect......) I dunno.
(allergic to curry, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Get a Vespa
and a fishtail parka.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# You donate £300 or more...
...I am happy to accept the money from you on behalf of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# for security reasons
Neither rob nor cal nor pep will acknowledge that they received this money.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# toomuchtime.com
not working out for ya? still haggling for cash from unknowingt newbs? Ill split it with you and we can buy carrots for the donkey yes?

coming to london again soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Hopefully...
...I'll be down for the halloween bash - probably not before then though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Is it me, or is it very quiet in here today?
(allergic to curry, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Hobbes, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Ooh, you made me jump!
(allergic to curry, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# hehehe
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# good work
did you get my emails t'other day?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# as
above.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# My fuckwit neighbour...
...kept everyone awake all night by playing loud music and shouting loudly at his fuckwit friends.

I waited until he went quiet and now I'm playing Giovanni and Sebastian very loudy through the wall into his bedroom.

When I go out in a little while, I am going to leave 'Dancing With Mr T' on a continuous loop.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Dancing with Mr T
is without doubt, far too good for him.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# True...
...but it does shout 'You Cunt' loudly at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# woo
to shouting "cunt" at noisy nieghbours
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# haha
mornin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Or how about...
the Birdy Song? If you havent got it, download it (but remember to buy the CD).
(Ron Hard, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# They're re-releasing it
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Oooh I don't suppose
you could do me a favour and UPLAOD the music codes for Dancing with Mr T somewhere? The link off G&S's website isn't working :o(

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I could do...
...I'll zip them all up for you if you like.

Email me and I'll send you the link later once I get a chance to do it (addy in profile)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Thank you
Thank you, thank you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# You think you have problems?
In the park opposite our house, a man in a kilt is playing bagpipes. They are louder than you would think possible for an unamplified instrument.
This might be unexceptional in Scotland, but in London SE5 it is a little unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Bagpipes...
...are designed to be incredibly loud, in order to annoy English people. It seems to work.

If he is disturbing you, then I would ask him politely to practice another time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Or
stamp on his bagpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Or
see if he can play them as competently with his arse.
(Ron Hard, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I dare say
it wouldn't sound any different.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# All becomes plain.
He seems to have stopped now, so perhaps he feels that he has done enough to persuade us of the virtues of Scottish culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# No doubt
he's gone off to drink shedloads of whisky and chiv total strangers.
(Ron Hard, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# This is a tolerant multicultural neighbourhood,
where we abhor such stereotyping.
Even of Scots.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Sorry, only joshing.
You may now untwist your knickers.
(Ron Hard, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# So much for irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# My old nextdoor neighbour
once played California by Tu pac on repeat for four and a half hours as I tried to sleep.

hanging is too good for these people
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# BADGER BADGER BADGER
BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

would surely be better?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Got my Tesla coil going last night.
And yes I have chopped my mate Scotty in there for scale. He wouldn't stand there when I turned it on. Smart bloke.

Click for bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# erm... your tesla coil?
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Stops him having
tesla babies.

v remiss. morning bg
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ah, but it can't
prevent tesla-transmitted infections.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Which must
sting like a bastard, if the photo is anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
#
whaT is one of those?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# look it up on the
interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# erm... the interweb?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Yes it's quite popular
I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Its a
worldwide computer network-type thing.
(Ron Hard, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Yes.
If you remember back to newsletter 88, we were asked to play with electrickery.

I'm planning on doing a bit of a web site and submitting it. Unforunately it's pissing with rain tonight and 1MV and water don't mix. So it will have to wait till I can take some more photos later.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Coward.
That's exactly what Rob meant. Now get out there, get soaking wet and get your executor to post the pictures.

That last bit will require a will or a rewrite of any existing one. Seems like a sensible thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I need a volenteer from the audience...
Anyone? Come-on dont be scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Now; where in the world are you?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Tasmania
Explain anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Well no,
but it gets me off the hook as a volunteer.

thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# The one I have on the drawing board will
reach the UK from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I'm not here.
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# You should also let...
...Herd of Nerds know about that!

www.herdofnerds.net
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Will do.
Got lots of ppl to tell at alt.energy.high-voltage and similar places too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Danger! Danger!
alt.energy.high-voltage
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# If you think that sounds dangerous try:
alt.drunken.bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Hmm
a newsgroup for pissed-up brits?
No thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# A bit like
www.electricstuff.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Is that a real link?
Cause I get 404
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# should be
It worked when I bookmarked it, and google seems to have it cached...

*shrug* don't know where it's gone then :-)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Works now
Someone must have pulled the plug out momentarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Fucking hell
Do you have a secret plan for world domination or something?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Ex-cellent
(strokes cat on lap)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# that is
woo i like sparky things like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# It's not even tuned propper yet.
I reckon I can get 1.5m sparks out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# cool
i want to see piccies of that
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I am
more than jealous...

I once built a 5 foot high jacobs ladder using 4 10Kv neon transformers and some scaff, it was great fun but ran off 3 phase so wasn't exactly practical
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# this is a bloke conversation isn't it?
I'm off anyway. Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Pah
I worked an inter-uterine device reference in to be inclusive as well.

I specifically said "this is for the ladies" in a Barry White voice as I pressed the "post this message" button.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# No we need more
High Voltage Babes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# If you have an NST
You have 50% of a tesla coil.

Get building. see here for info:

www.richieburnett.co.uk/tesla.shtml

www.spacecatlighting.com/

hot-streamer.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Ooh!
thanks for the linkies!
*saves for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Built one of them too:
Jacobs Ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Ah another coil builder!
Bust any mobile phones yet !
(Tesla, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# no reason
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# "the woo"
woo
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# wow
that am woo and dink.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# no
it's a skull

or wait it's a rabbit!!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# The hole in the O-Zone is doing terrible things.....*sob*......

My Gallery
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# They look
like i feel...

Ooohhh my head
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# You have a hangover
which means any minute now there should be a surge of those eye hurting pictures....

cue...
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I'd post one
but ntlworld is fucked again.

"ntlworld". Sounds like the worst theme park EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# You mean like this?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# that's
the jobby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Nnnnnnnrrrrrgh
make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# yes
make it stop
make it stop
make it stop
make it stop
make it stop
make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# repost.....


i always told them that smoking & drinking would have side-effects...
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# threadwaste i know
dont get pissed off, i just want the following links (someone will help a fellow b3tan)
i need links to matrix pong, and the bush/blair gay bar
help!
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# yes
you are lame
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# matrixpong...
very lol.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Or
try reading the newsletters. There's shitloads of other cool stuff in there too, so it's a win-win situation.

God, I'm nice.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Odd messages?
Like - hello I'm a flower or you are a cactus in the desert?
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# phwoar!
cactus!

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I wish.
No: just odd NT Messenger alerts saying things like "boo!" and things like that. Nobody else gets them. You have to realise I work in a local authority, so things are done fairly "by the book". I just get the feeling my head is being messed with - which livens the day up.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# It could mean one of two things
a)you are seeing things

b)you have an adminadmirer.

Either way it's win win.
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Hm
Option a) That thought had occurred to me
and
Option b) I don't want to think about that. Too complicated.

Edit: it started not long after I found out one of the techies lurked at b3ta, if my memory works properly.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Delayed reation from me
But aha the plot thickens.
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Even more delayed from me
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Separated at birth?
Anyone notice how that moustache-less Hitler from the newsletter looks exactly like Robert Patrick (Terminator T1000)? 
(rogerzilla, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Spookey!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# you spell
SPOOKY without the e
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# no
He clearly spells it with the e, it's just the rest of us that don't
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
#
ok then

does anyone have ANY idea what the next set of donation icons are like?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I'm hoping
for a sheep, or a badger...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Thank you.
I also spell it with a "z" occasionnallly tooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Go on then:
for me.

You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# You really are a
Zpookey chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# well, looks like it's time to go

night night
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Hehe
reminds me of this gc:
Last page of the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# bugger
what am i going to do for porn now?

In other news, i've just seen an advert for "electronic spin the bottle" whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for comp
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:33, archived)
# LOL
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# but its worth
it :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Phew!
Thought I was gonig to get flamed for that.
But couldn't be arsed waiting for a relevant thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:37, archived)
# LOL
its saturday morning those of us not working or from a different time zone are in bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I'm in bed
I like my bed. It's got broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# woo
to your bed,
does that mean you stream quicker there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# It's beer oclock here
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Why wait?
It's woo.

I'd post something, but NTL is being shite.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# yay
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# as requested
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Quite subtle
not as I expected.

Which makes it all the better!!!!!!!!

Edit: off back to bed I think - see you all later!
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:16, archived)
# night ngiht
sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:19, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
you are one sick fuck! Ew!

woo/yay/houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Ick!
I thought it was a hand till I scrolled down.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# from hp
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:00, archived)
# I see what ya did there!
w/y/h
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:01, archived)
# woo, my entry-
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:21, archived)
# LOL
that's fantastic


what's with that guys neck?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:27, archived)
# just wanted to do something with his head
rather than just a headswap :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:28, archived)
# parmigiano
neck
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Well
I thought I would have a go...using a pic I was asked to make yesterday...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# This was better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I
had a dose of the squirts like that once.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# What!
Poo sucked into your hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# milkymilky
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:55, archived)
# ewwww.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:55, archived)
# I would suggest that might be NSFW
but there's no-one of any consequence here right now, so I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# Jesus
fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# LOL
you want me to put udders on him too?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:01, archived)
# You may as well
chances are you're going to hell anyway, so why worry?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:06, archived)
# I'm not sure
my eyes could take anymore of that though....
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Let the fluffiness begin...
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# woo
he be quick!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:39, archived)
# Woo
Dog hair in ice cream. Tasty.

Morning all, what the hell am I doing in work at this time on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:46, archived)
# You have stolen my life
because I'm at home at this time for the first time in ages.

you can keep it by the way
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:50, archived)
# And
I'm doing it all again tomorrow morning as well, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:51, archived)
# yeah yeah
aren't we all

/pokes hp
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# if in doubt....photoshop a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:36, archived)
# ooh.
he's big!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# Big but oh so sweeeeet.
Morning all - I'm awake when I should be having a lie in. BAH!
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:42, archived)
# me too
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:45, archived)
# Pffft,
I haven't even gone to bed yet
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:46, archived)
# woo
for staying up!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:59, archived)
# Fine thanks.
And your good self?
(DMQOB, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:47, archived)
# got a wedding to go to today
and a million other things to do, but smiling :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:58, archived)
#


anyone got any idea's for a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# try typing
an emotion into getty

or..
we could have a pickledpizza bonce-to-bonce mini challenge you vs me? someone finds an amusing pic and we both shop it?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)
# ooo i like that idea
somone want to post a pic?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# come on someone!
PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:45, archived)
# How about this?
www.input.co.at/data/media/963.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:49, archived)
# OK.
kittywaste?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:00, archived)
# what does f5 do anyways?
?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:38, archived)
# press
it
edit-it refreshes
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:39, archived)
# a HA!!
it;s the god damn refresh button.
huzaa
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:41, archived)
# a b3tan's favourite
button, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:42, archived)
# you sir...
are correct

*F5*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:44, archived)
# Personally
I'm a Ctrl-r man, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 7:50, archived)
# Ooh,
that's a bit disorienting when scrolled by really fast.

/drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:01, archived)

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