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# Holy Cheeze and PO-TA-TOES!
My friends site is the #1 hit in GOOGLE for:
michael jackson arrested

It's insane... linking to my animation of which I am working on. The hits are crazy!
Dougs Dynamic Drivel!

Here's a pic I am doing for the a animation called: MJ's words of wisdom.



If you have any good funny MJ quotes... now the time. I need them for this piece. So thanks for all the wit!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Well, that's just great.

Free plankton for all.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# It was in relation to a SE mini-series
other than that, I remember nothing

/ooh, back here SE had but 4800 posts
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# how rare
i've had a recent fascination with plankton
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# not mine :Dave gorman's
Have you heard about these Micheal Jackson Blackmail allegations? aparently he was!
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Blimey
I saw dave gorman tonight - he was funny - i laughed

it worked out well for everyone
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# how does that googlewack show work then, he said on xfm that
it couldnt work on tv
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# works pretty much the same as his other
like his other shows - basically a stupid true story with visual aids. It probably could work on telly but it wouldn't be anywhere near as good.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# so what was the best bit then?
if there was one
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# The entire thing was cracking
it's all very funny especially the way that he's caught up in coincidences against his will rather than chasing head long down the fool's errand

it's highly woo

well worth the 17 quid
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# might catch it
next month then
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# what are we, your Give me good michael jackson quotes bitches?
if i had funny michael jackson sayings that i could put in a flash that would bring in a lot of hits, i would make it, not give it to someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# i remember the jackson/dairylea jokes the first time round.
how i miss the playground.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# we have to learn to help the
needy. its only cristian of us.
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# i'm an atheist.
and i believe that altruism is one of the most dispicable acts ever falsely labeled a "virtue" by the church.

/goes off on philosophical rant
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# what-ism?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# charity
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# altruism doesn't exist
even the most noble of deeds causes the benefactor to get a kick out of how nice he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# its like communism,
its an "ideal" that doesn't actually exist in practise, even though some people claim that it exists and should be done, and it's those people I dispise.
although there is a character in a book who does it ideally, and doesn't get anything from it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# yes
i could tell
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# No worries... we are here to have fun.
it's ok... I have a lot of material :P After all, it is MJ.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# "Thrilleeeeeer, thriller night!"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# I have special child friends
because I am so special
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# arf!
I'm off to that wine now..
night all
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# night...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# haha
time for bed
goodnight peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# night!
!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# utah saints rocked,
something good, new gold dream, what can you do for me, classics
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Funky Music
was also excellent
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# ha! and spacefish could only remeber 2!
uuuutah
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I can remember more
but I don't think anyone would want me to go listing them.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# they did one called
believe in me that was a rip off from the human league
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# they did Power To The Beats
Love Song and Tecknowledgy, but they're from the second album
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# gah
i need to stop posting pictures, everyone cocks off to bed when i do
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# i know
what you mean. I was looking forward to aleasta woo! for my pic below :(
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Might have something to do with you posting them
at 3:30 in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# ...oh yeah o.o


(p.s. woo! farscape!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# g'night ye wee scamp
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# CAREFUL NOW!
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# reminds me of a really stupid film
called "The Pickle"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Careful
Now
(Rychan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)
# Is it me or
is Dr Who not as scary as remember it to be?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# spong
I've been in that nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# somewhere near
hull i believe
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# haha
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Wooo!
Nice one!
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# haha!
spongtastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Anyone see
the Dr.Who "Weakest Link" thing on C.I.N tonight? How slow was it? I think I laughed, maybe, once. I mean - Jon Culshaw! Can;t you come up with anything funnier!
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# live in sweden
have bbc prime. watched a western on TCM drank wine got drunk,
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# hey guys
how do you open a bottle of wine if you don't have a corkscrew?
thank'ee

and have a domo for your assistance
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
carefully lick up the wine, avoiding glass.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# my favorite response
thank you
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# LICK IT
LICK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# SHAPE IT UP
GET IT STRAIGHT
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# hit the neck really hard
hopefully it will break
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# key
it.

/years of experience
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# have some ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Harmonic resonance.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# you've only gone and swallowed THE FUCKING DICTIONARY
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Damn straight honky.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# even the french?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# if you have a screw you screw it most of the way in and then wrap twine or wire arround it and pull it out
works pbetter with a hook as you can use soemthing solid to pull it out

a drill works too carefull with power ones
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# push the cork in!
not a particularly elegant solution but it works :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# been trying to do that
it's a rather stubborn cork....

thanks for the "help" all :)
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# mash up the cork with a screwdriver
then pour the wine through a disposable cloth, such as an old, clean teatowel, into a jug. that filters out the cork.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# it works for me
but it's always been with white wine. red wine will fuc|< teatowels over badly
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Salt
will solve that
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# but then you've got salt in your towels
and how do you get rid of salt?
pour red wine on it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
i thought that said "rather stubborn cock"...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# luckily
I've never found one of those in a bottle of wine
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# its usually at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# likea
peyote worm...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# so that's what that is
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# suck it
suck it really hard
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Cork it.
Just push the cork into the bottle with a pencil or something. Yeah - it makes the wine a little hard to pour. But it's the latest fashion on the streets.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I have no idea
I always have a corkscrew, it's the girl-guide in me. Be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# always a corkscrew?
what about other essentials?
non-safety matches? strong twine? torches?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Always.
And a compass of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Until I got a mobile phone
I always used to keep 10p in my sock for a phone box.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# How lovely
My mum used to give me 50p emergency money. Single fags were an emergency for me at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# hit the base of
the bottle agains something solid.

whilst holding the bottle horizontaly
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# wow
what good engllish


it does work thoooohg
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# no really
it does work.

just try it and you will see.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# the other option
but it only works with champagne, is to shake the bottle, then tap the neck of the bottle with a knife/sword whatever. The force of the bottle causes a totally clean break, thus leaving you with (sadly) a frothing bottle of champagne. Still - looks good at parties.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# a sword?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Yes. A Sword.
This is what I have seen Cavalry officers use at Sandhurst. Its quite impressive really.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Men in Tights reference?
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Microwave it
the pressure will push the cork out!*




*dont be an idiot and actually do this

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# charm it out
maybe some chocolates and flowers?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I'll try my feminine wiles
that should do the trick
(KnitWit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# or
cover the end of a knife with a tea-towel (so it doesn't hurt the palm of your hand when you press) and press down firmly, pushing the cork into the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Girls can talk
anything out of anything. I'm sure you can coax it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Girls
they can't talk a 5 inch dent out of my rear bumper, can they? F*ck no! Not today! Thankyou kindly.

I was STATIONARY. She drove into my '74 VW beetle with her Ford fricken KA.
Her car : No damage.
My car : bumper now shaped like a fucking B.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The job of tank operater has been given to

gophers!!!!
(Mortimer, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# hmmm
my uni's mascot is a gopher.

luckily I'm a graduate student and get to seperate myself from that whole sport thingy
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# reminds me of groundhog day
great li'l film that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I should watch that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# watch it kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# not tonight, I'm afraid
it would take too long to download
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# you say that every night
*woah ... spooky*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hehehe
it's my excuse for having seen almost no movies
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# when you see Ground Hog Day
that joke will make sense.

I recommend that you do download it- it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Phil? Phil Connors?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# that's a bloody marvellous film
is that. i was thinking about it today, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# someone i know was watching it yesterday
i got lured into it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i'm quite into my 80s films at the moment.
trading places, ghostbusters, red dawn and the breakfast club rule.

apart from the breakfast club, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# watch all of the police academy films one after another

I DARE YOU
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Oh... my...
christ...
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# i have a
re-post for more or less every occasion :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# And I have a flippant remark for every repost.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# pah!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# If I got a job working for MI5
could I live in your bathroom?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# donny darko,
well it's set there.


any excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# It's OPERATOR
I know, watermelon cranberry.
(Fragger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# my brain inserted "septic" between the 3rd and 4th words.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# sounds like a nervous tic to me
"I'm a SEPTIC! ahem... tank driver"
(Mortimer, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# and that signals bedtime
bong

woo for military gophers with driving and shooting skills
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I petted a rhino once
I was more scared of the man with the rifle
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# and rightly so
guns are bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# no gnus is good news
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# hmmm
i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# nose noose is good goose?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# hose loose is mood juice.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# scrambled eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# flattered legs
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# mashed potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# synaptic pegs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# apoplectic dregs
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Paraplegic Slugs
This is cool. Paraplegic slugs are cool. You are cool. I am cool. He is cool. She is cool. They are cool. One is cool. That is cool. Everything is cool. I am drunk.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# ...i would...
it makes me horny.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# 3 rhinos charged at me once.
it was great.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# rhino off gladiators rocked
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Strongest dwarf in history.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# all... that... lycra...
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# relax
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i'm trying to
no really, I am, hon *clings*
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# *cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# mmmm
*snugs* I needed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Worryingly
it took me a long time to see what you had done there
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# AAAGGHHHHH!

Sheee-it.

Im going for drinks with an old flame tomorrow night and she's expressed an interest again.

Problem is - she's american. Im english. Something as crazy as that could never work out!

No - j/k! Im just crap at "dates". I prefer to just meet people and see how it goes. Which is how it happened in the first place.

Hmmm - has freeopendiary.com changed it's image or am I posting on b3ta.com ? Whoops.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you
could just go for a drink...shag for old times sake and tell her to be quiet....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# how about
www.freeopendairy.com
all the milk and cheese you want. for FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# aww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# yeah it actually exists as a shite web search
but if you search for it on google, it shows that lots of people don't know how to spell diary
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ha ha

FREE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# YOGHURT FOR ALL
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i'd trust my life
to the opinion of geek strangers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Who you calling
a geek stranger?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# gah
I was hoping you wouldnt work that one out - i guess you're too quick for me.

Yes Im a geek - and darn tootin proud of it. And a stranger? Well - I did try and stalk you all but nooone would tell me where they lived!!

"You can tell her you lover her face to face
or you can do it from a phonebox that can't be traced"

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# what's the subtle difference between geek and nerd?
i was too drunk to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# are you just guessing
my answers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# pi, colditz, jackanory, Tom Baker
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# synovial fluids
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ooh, look at vork with his long words.
LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# PLANKTON
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# *stares at vork*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# *looks away in disgust*
urgh, just urgh
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# It's the eyes,
the peircing red eyes.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# yours
or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Best go to yours,
I don't want to wake my parents.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# the questions to the previous answers are
q1. what is in my mommas knickers
q2. what do you get if you put your fingers in the icebox for too long?
q3. Jills boyfriend bit wood? What did he do?
q4. Who is a fucking legend in our time?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
#
q1. www.b3ta.com/board/2374818
q2. www.b3ta.com/board/2374746
q3. www.b3ta.com/board/2374534
q4. www.b3ta.com/board/2374791

I FUCKING ROCK
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# doesn't that hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hehe
all present and correct
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# hello everyone
i'm back from a cer-azzzy night of music and beer. but mostly beer.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# hello
we're your worst nightmare
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# so you are.




hm. my tolerance seems high.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Are you?
Sheryl crow with a huge gaping vagina, swallowing in cars, whilst a WW2 W.A.F. warden lapdances on the corpse of an orangutang, overhead the skies filled with oily black clouds and bombers dropping the empty husks of dead babies from overpopulation, whilst women and children cry out at the ever present humming, whirring, screaching, screaming of an audible society.??
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I rather think
you're my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Yes.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# your fingers type words as incoherently
as a diarrhea sufferer shits minerals.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it makes perfect sense
its loosely based on a series of dreams i've had.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# i just saw the words "huge gaping vagina"
and laughed so much i couldn't read the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# From the moment I looked at your post - I couldnt stop laughing.
Some day I intend to read it.

(Misquoted from Groucho, as i dont think groucho ever used the internet)
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# do it, for fksake do it!
I'm in love with a canadian I've only met once but known through email/irc for over 6 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# my ex married an internet Canadian
Lasted 2 weeks once he eventually moved over.

Not that I want to put you off or anything
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# only 2 weeks?
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# he exploded.
Oh dont be so sentimental.

Things explode all the time.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# think she would have been happier
it he had. Can it be arranged?
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# yes I've seen lots of movies where things explode
so it must be true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I was quoting
good old monty Python. The "Mrs.Niggerbaiter explodes" sketch.

"Of course I can talk, mother, I'm minister for overseas developement"
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# She went over and they got married
He was supposed to move to Aust. 11mths later she gave him an ultimatum, and he arrived but without his stuff or even quitting his job.
He had some run ins with her (our) daughter & she kicked him out.
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# ah well
think I'll go back to my daydreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# what a day for a daydream
What a day for a day dream,
What a day for a day dreaming boy.
And I'm lost in a day dream,
Dreaming 'bout my bundle of joy

And even if time ain't really on my side,
It's one of those days for taking a walk outside.
I'm blowing the day to take a walk in the sun,
And fall on my face in somebody's new mowed lawn.

I've been having a sweet dream,
I've been dreaming since I woke up today,
It's starring me in my sweet dream,
'Cause she's the one that makes me feel this way,

And even if time is passing me by a lot,
I couldn't care less about the dues you say I got.
Tomorrow I'll pay the dues for dropping my load.
A pie in the face for being a sleepy bull toad.

And you can be sure that if you're feeling right
A day dream will last a long time into the night.
Tomorrow at breakfast you may pick up your ears,
Or you may be dreaming for a thousand years.

What a day for a day dream,
custom made for a day dreaming boy
Cause I am lost in a day dream,
dreaming 'bout my bundle of joy






Sorry. I love that song. Just made me think of it.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Photoshop or Paintshop?
:(????
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# whichever one
you like best
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# photoshop
if you have $650
painshop if you have $50
www.gimp.org if you're poor
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# neither
fireworks!!! catherine wheels and air bombs!
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# jebus.
we've got fireworks as well - i looked at it for about 5 minutes, scratched my head and went and watched telly instead...

i will get round to learning it - i promise
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# don't learn it
you'll end up like me

with the hair and the smells...
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# ewww
the smells.... the smells....

we're still working on Flash. that's more than enough for now, ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# the limits of my flash
prowess are expressed here
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# it doesn't matter.
the program won't make you more skilled or funnier than you are
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Hairpin or simple vintage sparkler?
You can save sooo much
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# not flash but made with flash
home.earthlink.net/~chase821/toolmed.wmv

anybody wanna take a look at my claymation in progress ??
(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# stop it now
you posted it below, anyone who wanted to look has
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# personally, i don't want to, and i haven't
hello everyone! yay* for dialup

*by which i mean boo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# best casemod ever (tef)
www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=8512&s=0951ff10be1403d32ed9eaf57208cbbe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# didn't
you just post that.

y'know. where we complained about the fact .wav is a crap format?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# garg
bassards.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/2374728

once is plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# if not more than enough
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# it is however
really good.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# if i were on cable modem i probably would then
perhaps i will save the link for later
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# i made a picture
want to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# yes
i do
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# erm, have this one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# great
tell me about your inspiration
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# really!
wow! you must have had some interesting life experiences
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# is that
vulga?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# id number 476
and reposting a link to a bandwidth-sapping unfinished wmv file? tut tut...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# oh aye.
obviously going senile with his b3tan old age.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# just proves you don't have to be a newbie
to be a cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# oh jesus
cry me a fucking river then why dont you
(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# what
the hell am i still doing up at 3 in the morning...i should be in bed...infact I should be in bed with my gf but just my luck for her to be in holland...oh well.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# talk to
your hand, coz we aint listening ;)
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# oh
must I ...again....im getting blisters as it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# try some
3 in 1, lubricates, cleans and prevents corrosion
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# and
there was I thinking of using cooking oil...that way by the time its warmed up it smells like a fry up....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# no that
is close to genius
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# tired.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# How peculiar.

Sim City - Natural Disaster - Contortionist outpouring.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# they can do that
because of stretchy ligaments.

I would have thought that was obvious, but there was just a big study published on it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# But must they do it in the harbour?
It plays havoc with the marine life.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# oh well
probably the water levels too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I'll hit you till candy comes out
Thank you very much for putting that in my head before I go to sleep :(

No-Woo.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# it's a new wave!
pantseatflyerisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Clever
them asians.

Do you recon theres a landing pad on the top?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Hey Coronado Bridge!!!
See the skatepark?!?!?!
(dunn, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# waah!
Contorting on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# P.R.E.T.T.Y.B.L.U.E.B.A.T.C.H.
Heh you all can't figure that out if yer not well-versed in Poe
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Once upon a midnight dreary
As I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
''Tis some visitor', I muttered, 'Rapping at my chamber door'
'Some late visitor', I muttered: 'This it is, and nothing more'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# nevermore!
or is it supermoore!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Not mine but funny


Repost for compo
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# amazing,
everything you say is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# in what way
happy baby orangutan?

watermelon,
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# watermelon?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I like melons
when they're soft and round and ripe for the taking :)

'Night all.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# cranberry
zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# wash your
mouth out!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# cranberry juice?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# at the manc bash
pootle brought a carton of cranberry juice


vodka + cranberry juice = sickening.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I like cranberry juice
but as has been discussed before, I don't drink
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# ummm...
cockmonkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Watermelon orangutan
.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Man...
That was SO yesterday. Or possibly earlier today. I don't know. I have been on here on and off since 10pm so who knows....
(BlackCat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# You've just
pissed all over the rule book there mister.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# .
www.dwarfsforhire.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# i want a dwarf bodyguard
i'd buy him an axe and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I'd make him jump around
on my Nintendo powerpad
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# to guard your dwarf?
.
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# $300/hour for 2 dwarves?
extortionate.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I wonder if
they have Tig Ole Bitties? :)
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# not sure if it works

full
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# the tree works
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I don't
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Is my computer
upside down?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i dunno
turn it over
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# check out this !!!
part of a claymation that i started making... check it out if you have the bandwidth !!


home.earthlink.net/~chase821/toolmed.wmv
(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# wmv makes baby jesus
cry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# it also makes me
not look
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# woo!
that's great!

can't wait for the full thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# thanks man !
i figured it was time that tool had a video of some sorts for opiate. so far i have rendered nearly 600 full frames
(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# right then
after showing my flatmate the hilarious bo selecta 'proper chrimbo' video* i feel i have finally earnt the right to go to bed.
good night all, its been a pleasure.
i hope we win the rugger tomorrow, but there's no chance in hull i'll get up in time to watch it!

*only hilarious if you like bo selecta in the first place really
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# PLANKTON!
GET YOUR PLANKTON HERE!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# 16p / LB!
FRESH IN THIS MORNING!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# hehehehe
don't you have to measure it in kilos now?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# DOWN WITH BRUSSELS
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Belgium!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# GET YOUR BELGIUM HERE!

26p / PUNNET
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# hehehehehe at the demoto day some one had a
Welcome to Belgium Mr Bush
placard
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# holy zarquon's singing fish
!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# smoked
or regular?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# SOUP


I can't stop shouting
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
#
WWW.PLANKTON.COM
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# croutons?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# got any krill?
i fancy a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# you're havin a giraffe son.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# never had giraffe
is it like krill?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# No
it's like bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# i like bo selecta
but not like rugga
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# night night!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Good night Clive
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Good
night
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# It was a shame..
Andy had worked so hard on it as well!!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# haha
comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Nearly
!!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Boing.
That was the sound of the laughter part of my brain kicking in after being redundant for so long.

A curious sensation.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Verrrrry Gooord
*smile*
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# very gourd!
that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# i say, that's delightfully woo
the juxtaposition of the yay and the houpla is quite breathtaking
</artbollocks>
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# woo yay
and a hoopla, very good!

=)
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# haha!
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# That
is deserving of a woo, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I'm welling up.....
You're all too kind and fluffy. I shall never wash again(?)
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# is it me
Or has Blair become a caricature of himself



(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# your username made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# atleast
somebody in this world is happy
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# I'm sure someone is
it isn't me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# *hug*
for both

and anyone else who sad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# thank you
your sharing of the milk of human kindness is lapped up apreciatively
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# hello
from tef.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# hello you
not seen you around lately
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# hi from spacefish
.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# strangeness
hello to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# tef is moving in.
to castle spacefish for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# :)
hurray for inhabited castles
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# apart from the bats
and the spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# shush!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# yes
there are large spiders, but you probably don't want to see...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# i think spacefish is inhabited
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# as long as he maintains a majority in his mind
he should be ok
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# i am
have an ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# what
flavour

it would be nice to be somewhere that was warm enough for icecream
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# have some melted cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# no point
cant get chedder here, AND the bread is tiny so toast teks forever you have to toast like 10 bit to get a mouth full
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# no cheddar?
i pity thee
(BlackCat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Cant get chdder biscuits
either
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# but..
but..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# GOATBOY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# possibly
the bestest username ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# so... thoughts
on blair then
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# blair?
puppet of a puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# cranberry-scented
watermelon air freshener.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# His ability to hover
never fails to amaze me.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I'm sure he has
someone to do the cleaning for him
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# with them teeth?
you bet your life on it
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# I'm more worried about bush, personally
cranberry

can I move over there?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# you can live here.
it's a wee bit cold, but there's lots of drink
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# It's not as cold as it is here
(probably)

I don't drink alcohol, if that's what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# only milk
i take it?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# water mostly
and orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# where are you then?
?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Minnesota
probably not as cold as Sweden, probably colder than northern England
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# my special thermometer thingy
says magik number - 4
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# It's 0 here
but it's also 8 hours earlier
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# yeah you could win that one then
but there is driving wet icy rain that goes with that here :(
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# there's supposed to be a major snowstorm this weekend
I should probably go shopping now, but I just can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# and traffic cones
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# and dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# and leaves.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# and frenchies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# pterodactyls
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# no
pteridactilians theyd fall from the sky frozen
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# and that is exactly
why we have to be careful these days
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# And
watermelon loads of cold!
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Of course you can!
there always room for one more
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# cool
I doubt they would let me though.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# are you a rebel?
or a gipsy?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# what do you mean by rebel?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# a fighter against the
established government
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# what do you mean by fighter?
I battle them with words. granted, mostly ones posted here, but...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Me?
Yes.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Is it me
or does bush have no bottom teeth?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# don't know
if he'd ever stop making chimp faces and behave like a human maybe we could find out
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# perhaps its
planet of the apes and we missed the nuclear holocaust!
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# In 1954, this was a lot of money.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Wogan rocks.

EVENING
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# EVENING!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# owgoesit?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# VODKA-TASTIC!
though i shall attempt to refrain from singing the hits ofthe 80s, as I (apparently) did around about this time last week.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Ah,
that would explain why I have your van halen midi on my laptop.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# nought
wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I found it mid-week
and had zero memory of downloading it.

When you mentioned 80s night I had a sudden flashback.

Funny thing, memory.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# try this station, sir
216.218.254.98:8490/

for great singing justice
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# *adds to favourites*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# imagine an image
just about here:








that would be a picture of a load of rocks with terry wogan's face on them. i have absolutely no hummus or desire to photoshop tonight. someone kick me up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# the thought of that
did strange things to my shorts
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# woganrocks?
or kicking me up the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# i'm not sure yet.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# strange and
disturbing things.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# ok
*kicks*

why would we want a picture of rocks with terry wogan's face on?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# ...
...i'm really trying to think of a good answer to that and i can't o.o;
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Future CADmonkey
(handy andy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# he looks like he's thinking
"...shit, was that supposed to be 60degrees?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# yaaaay
I'm afraid to scroll down, is there any nastyness?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# nope
where's your kitten gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I think I must have done that the same night
I got fed up and deleted my profile
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# and I'm not scrolling down
I see the word 'supermodel' and I don't feel like dealing with that right now
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# if you scroll down
you can see the point i went to bed and then the point i returned half an hour later
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# and when supermoore
broke his face
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# explain.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# he accidentally stepped on it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# accidentally?
so he says.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# maybe
but I don't think it's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# true.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# :(
did it get bad last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# don't know
that was over a week ago.

I've only popped in a little since, when I get too bored
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# ooh...
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# KILL IT
it scares me and i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# clam rock never dies,
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# delightfully odd...
yay... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

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