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# all three - sorry
apologies again...



(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)
# You want to make
'em a bit smaller, that's what :o)

*edit* Ta! */edit*
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Right then
I'm stopping after these two...



(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# I am really sorry...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# huzzahhhhh!
but my eyes!:%%$£
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)
# Making that...
has mentally scarred me.

I think I need psychiatric help... I was posting 'Mr Brains™ Pork Faggots' through my next door neighburs letterbox yesterday. Funny at the time but he wasn't too chuffed when he found out it was me!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:30, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
someone's getting locked up in the tower
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Stretching the pun a bit...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)
# bandwagon?
I love bandwagons!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# jump on
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# I was going to do
I want to relieve.

Not much point now though
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)
# b3ta characters?
Furtive, Fluffy, The Fear, Cathausen, Blode and Coo.
I need one more, any suggestions?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)
# The
Quo?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)
# The Quo?
.

(edit - great minds...)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)
# OMFG
How the hell did I forget them!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# domo-kun
well...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# oh no!
That two i wanna include now, quo and domo-kun arrgh, not enough room, i'll figure sommink out.
Oh yeah and thanks!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)
# The flying kitten
of course!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Was gonna do some singing
This evening - but oh no, the focking jubilee gash had to ruin it for me.

There's this big fock off disco scenario going on in the field by our house. All I can hear is wafts of cheesy pop like Westlife etc.

Looking forward to the fireworks though - best seats in the house (literally)

Will take some photos for ya
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:00, archived)
# Throw
some commemorative crockery at them.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)
# Cheap shot....

Had to do it
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)
# aha! it's working now
tried earlier, but it wouldn't go

i cannot fucking hummus, but my copy of potatoshop is on my school's license.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Isn't he
a bit young to be having babies?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)
# i know
should probably be i want to be conceived but the pic was too class to pass up
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I reckon Brian May did it
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)
# is it a bird? is it a plane?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)
# woo!
look at his cheery grin. he's just saved a kitten, no doubt.

+extra woo to christophaloph for starting this all oph!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)
# of course
it would be heaps better if it were hemorrhoid cream...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)
# the undesicive bandwagon
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)
# a post about haemmoroids above
a post about acorns. i am childish enough to find this funny.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)
# ...

(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)
# boring question
how much memory does windows 2000 take mine seems to say 3gig :-( sounds like too much
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)
# hmmm
i think my mailbox might have something to do with that... 800mb for sent messages alone, oops
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:44, archived)
# I'm assuming that
by memory you mean disk space, in which case the default winduhs installation can be over 3/4gb by the time you add in the 'driver backup' database plus the dll backups that exist *just in case you delete one*.
That's Pro mind, Server might take up a bit more.....
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)
# just to clean up the confusion below
I did mean disk space... having troubles trying to find anything to delete on my old 333mhz... it is a sweet machine, has 512mb of ram init but only 100 hard drive room,.,, runs like a snail but can run forever.... ahhh i love it,, must save the ol' china.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)
# do you mean
how much memory should w2k use?
should run ok in 64mb, as long as not too many apps are running. 256mb should be good for general use.
(edit) has anything crashed recently? you may have something using up a bunch of memory and not releasing it properly.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:48, archived)
# I think he means
How much disk space does Windows 2000 use.

It's no real set amount - my winn dir takes ~1 gig but it's a pretty recent installation so I'll expect that to go up over time.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)
# i seeeeeee
my w2k server /winnt is just over a gig
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)
# My 98SE
folder is 2.5 GB...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# XP Prof
2.47GB.... Do I win ?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Linux Mandrake 8
3GB
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)
# Suse7.3
Lapdog has 1GB disc.
I have 268MB free on it.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)
# 3x ZX Spectrum
48k, 2x ZX Spectrum+ 48k, 2x ZX Spectrum+2 128k.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)
# my continuing quest
did anyone ever have a MSX
????
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Memory
or hard drive space?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)
# 'hard drive space'
is a type of memory
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Aye 'tis true
I think he meant physical RAM or long term storage...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)
# indeed
but use of mr pedantic to make an inaccurate comment is asking for a counter-pedantic =)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)
# I wonder if
Mr. Counter-Pedantic should be reversed?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Blue Yonder... again...
Can anyone ftp to there blueyonder webspace ???

I haven't been able too all day.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Me fine.
No probs here but I'm in London. Probably a different setup entirely.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)
# OK Telford (Wolverhampton PoP)
LEast it was earlier. However, I haven't received an email Koit sent me a few hours ago (sorry Koit, ain't got the choon yet)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)
# I have a feeling
It might be the bloody connection, I tried ftping to one of the servers at work.....

Bloody BY...

Cheers
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)
# A bit
late on the bandwagon and a bit shite, but here's my offering.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)
# I want to
be beamed?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)
# Yes, that's much better.
Today I am fucking hummus-free.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)
# Buckingham Palace....
It be on fire.....

Fire good.... Napster bad...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# prince harry
lost a spliff down the sofa?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Not
much of a fire



I'll try harder next time.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:44, archived)
# It's gone out
:(
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)
# Kitty Porn

fuzzbucket you've got mail! Woo!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# As do
you! Woo!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)
# The b3ta webring rocks...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)
# Thanks -
I thought it might work...
30 members so far and plenty room for more...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)
# look at this
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:34, archived)
# does
it dance when you turn the music on ?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:39, archived)
# it dances only on the hour
or when it's really really drunk
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)
# I see Dies-Irae has been sucked into the b3ta system
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# "So... much...
...houpla..."
Well done, Boab. Well done.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:34, archived)
# that hair
is fucking excellent

i want hair like that!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)
# don't be greedy
you've got enough hair. Hey I've just been uptown and there's a man dancing naked in the flats opposite St James Centre in front of his open window buzzed off his head with headphones on. Great show. And free!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:52, archived)
# once saw a lass salsa-dancing
nekkid in her window, over in pollock halls. it was very impressive.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
# I must look up at windows more...
..in this fine city. I have not witnessed either of these spectacles!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)
# Google images is amazing...

This is a kangaroo's scrotum!
Why is this funny?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)
# and you typed what
into the search box? :-P
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)
# Because it's
a kangaroo scrotum!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# how come I spent
ages the other day trying to find some work-safe bollocks and you come up with that?! Eh? Wot? Mind, I was looking for 'bollocks' when maybe I should've been looking for 'scrotum'. Hmm. Discuss.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)
# I looked for "scrotum"
...but there was some pretty nasty stuff in there, with one pic which seemed to be abloke getting his inflated. I didn't wish to clock the thumbnail in order to find out more...

The site I got the roo's sack off also has pics of Kangaroo's cocks. Which are really quite scary looking things. One of the captions said "The debris on the end of the penis is common among kangaroos.".

I kid you not.

Ergh.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
# Eww, and indeed,
eww.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Unnecessarily cruel, but...
It had to be done...



Sorry, Stevie!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)

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