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# So I Says, And Then He Says, Then I Says...Everlong, Innit?
I say old sport, do you know how to fight Queensbury Rules?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Good lord,
that's fucking great.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# I like . .
a new standard in game play :)

edit: submit it for the newsletter :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# ohmyfuckinggod
i cant believe i sat there thinking "but its all black..."
must_go_to_work_less_so_brain_is_not_mush
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Screw Flash
I'm in love.



www.radiumsoftware.com/index.html#intro

It's Japanese software so you won't be able to read any buttons but if you've ever used any Windows software you'll figure it out soon enough.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# it certainly seems to produce
marvellous results.

edit: Sorry if this sounded sarcastic - I really do like it!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:48, archived)
# Yeah, well..
I like it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# what is a
lzh?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:48, archived)
# It's like a .zip file
Use WinRAR
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# i
shall.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# quite
nifty.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# can anyone email me the unzipped file? i dunt have winrar
would be cool! cheers.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Well..
I zipped it for you. Everybody has winzip.

http://home.tiscali.nl/multicom/DaSchop/easytoon.zip
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)
# woohoo
your a star!!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# (:
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] for that smooth, just died taste

#1, #2, #3, #4
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# haha!
their all ace.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# it's a bit rushed,
but I had just come back from the pub...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# it's excellent
I love your style, and the crosses/shading are spot on!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Hehe . .
Woo :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Woo!
These are brilliant!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# lovely work!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 11:17, archived)
# just wondering..
who is it that does the mod editing?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# your mama
I dunno... some bloke
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# mods
*belm*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Pete Townsend . .
Or possibly Paul Weller (on Pete's days off)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# hahhah
i just got that
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Obviously
it's the mods.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# im stupid
please inform me...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# It's short
for 'moderators'. Jesus...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# ok
i inform you not to threadwaste
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# You won't find
any mods telling people not to threadwaste though as there is no mention of it in the FAQ.

It's a messageboard - we are allowed to post messages.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# ah yes but i'm not a mod
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# Then
it helps to confirm my theory ;)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Some of the b3ta members
are moderators and have the power to edit posts and put stuff on the front page - they are charged with trying to keep things running smoothly, linkifying huge gifs and so on.

An even smaller number also have admin rights, which also let them add things to the weblog on the front page, set up challenges and alter usernames and passwords and stuff.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# surely
not!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# mods are cool
and by cool, I mean totally sweet
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# They flip out
and frontpage stuff ALL THE TIME.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Remember that "worst jobs" question?
I'm nearly finished my worst job ever. Me and another bloke have to swap out 600 CRT monitors for 600 TFT monitors in an eight floor biulding with no trolley to remove the old monitors (all 19"). We started on Monday. We now have 50 to do tomorrow. My arms look like they have been in Seigfreid and Roy's show. I will be spending the weekend in hospital.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# I feel your pain
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# It'll do wonders for your BingoWings !
Poor you... If I had a pre-shopped kitten for back pain I'd give you it..
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Luckily I have no back pain.
I did my back in about 10 years ago and I am now very careful. My knees, however, are totally ruined. I'll take a photo of my bruises tomorrow and post it. They are bad, bad, bad.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# And no fwap either.
I've changed out phone systems in lawyers offices, and had about 20 - 30 huge oak desks to pull out and put back in, just to plug a bloody phone in.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# What are you doing
with all the old monitors?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# I'm robbing a lovely flatscreen CRT.
The rest are going to go in a big skip, apparently. Marvellous.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# I hate when that happens
they usually have to throw away perfectly good stuff, because if they were to find another use for it then it obviously doesn't need replaced in the first place.

My ex-girlfriend retrieved a perfectly good Apple laser printer from a skip at her work a few years ago.

It worked fine (as far as I know to this day) - the toner cartridge didn't even need replaced.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# I got a HP Lazerjet the same way . .
I "liberate" the toner from work and it's been fine for ages now . .

Disposable society :(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)
# I was just about to ask the same thing :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# BW Bush
As in bandwagon bush?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Wogan + Dubya = GOLD
Your all gonna be so mad when the news breaks that that isnt a fake.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# ooooh
lets have a duet..

oooh lets do!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Terry Wogan Is My Cream Cracker Portaloo
Warp Wogan! Go on, tweak his hooter!

MOD EDIT: Link is NSFW
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Warning . . .
NSFW link
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Bingo edit:
And as vitreous as a golf trophy
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Yay for norks!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Speaking of Crazy Fools


Found outside a McDonalds in Malta, Europe, Near Italy. Their marketing sometimes is spot on and I praise the employee who though it would be a good time to launch it during one big scare. Either that or it was cheap meat.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I can see your
reflection.... Have you got 4 arms???????
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Yeah
and if you look carefully you can see my 3rd nipple.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# But a fourth cock?
That's just silly.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
# One can never have too many cocks . .
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Please read this
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# That's what my wife said.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Oh yeah
kinda off centre to the left? And down a bit?

Edit: Sorry, that's a birthmark.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
# The worst website ever?
or pure genius?

www.tubcat.com/

You Decide!

Night all!

a sample.

clicky for pic

MOD EDIT: No leeching from other sites please.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# jesus
christ
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Whatever it is...
...it's an old, old site indeed ;)

Still funny though.

[edit] it's not nice to leech images from other sites - we don't like it when people do it to us.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Is that Lake Blessed?


no.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Bang goes the bandwidth . .
A guy I know got leeched by Popbitch the other day, did his entire months bandwidth in 18 mins . . . .
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
# That
is why we shouldn't do it.

Apart from anything else, it's just rude.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# On the subject of hosting
Would most people here (using msn hosting) start another group when they got to their 3meg limit, or delete a few of their pics.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:37, archived)
# It depends
on how much you like the pics and want to keep showing them off.

You could buy some webspace somewhere and make yourself a gallery - £22 could buy you 500 megs for a year for instance.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# who's
best for webspace then? Reliability/cost type arguement?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# I just clear out the crap . .
leave the FP's and compo entries
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# a few people
do just keep settings groups up - I think you can have one per hotmail address, and you can have many hotmail addresses, or something like that, I forget the details. Or you could jsut spend money on cheapo hosting like www.uh-hosting.co.uk
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Thank you
1st money stop b3ta though!

Icon icon icon icon icon
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# I missed the joke in this
"this site loooks rad in netscape only f your using another browser than go die!!! haha, kidding. "
(www.tubcat.com)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# It's a whole site of
bad design and grammatical errors.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:32, archived)
# be glad the link was not for
"tubgirl"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
# I'm too new for tubgirl
buti think i can guess........
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:37, archived)
# you don't want to know
it was a NSFA
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# check out the size of her pussy
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Blimey
That's older than an old thing that's really old
edit: at least this old.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# I said
jesus you've got a big pussy. Jesus you've got a big pussy. She said why did you say it twice? I said i didn't.

Going to have to buy the Predator DVD soon.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# I hope this doesnt count as spam
it is however like Super Money Ball

Minus the monkeys

And the balls

Oh well:
www.icculus.org/neverball/
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# you forgot
the spam
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# It'd better be super then.
edit: would be nice if it mentioned the download size. (7.91 meg for windows runnable)
looks nice though.

edit again: Christ almighty that's hard!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Some
thing?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# it's not
particularly super either
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Shit!!!
Its been like 3 years since I last did HTML so I fucked up majorly.

Over and over again.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Don't you just love The Dixie Chicks ?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# best of all the country singers
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:32, archived)
# that's not
saying much
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:37, archived)
# think horses - d'agostino
oh never mind
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# I thought he prefered . .
Chix with dix ?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# dear christ
if i'd known this much Wogan contamination would result from my pearost, i'd have strangled myself at birth!!!111one
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# do you see it
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Goatse + Wogan = collapse of the universe
!1!!1one
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Any cunt got skin-didilly-ins?


Edit: Chav's are ned's in glasgow slang.....
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# you Cumbernauld schemo!
wherzz thu burrdz?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# i hate cumbernauld
optical express head office is there and the fukkas made me redundant
cunts
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# that's a coincidence
considering the place is a total eyesore. Voted worst view in scotland a year os so back i think.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
Doogy rev

Barry boys are such bell-ends

they should all be shot with balls of their own shite
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Do you know who
did the Glasgow survival site? It has a b3ta link on it, so i am assuming it's by a b3tan.....
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# No idea
although lots of non-contributors link to b3ta too.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# what the hell
are chavs
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# google
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# How odd . .
but strangely apt :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# they are...
chavs,townies,pikies,kevs,dickheads whatever u wanna call them....and du kno wat i saw today a vauxhall nova looking very much like that with a sticker in the window saying "youve been NOVAtaken" help the bad hummus
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Not sure you have them in America
They are an unfortunate by-product of British culture. More details at Chavscum.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# possibly
white trash?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# ok
now things are clear
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# worse
than white trash

white trash at least know they're trash - these fools think their poo doesn't hum
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# They're here. Been here for ages. Late seventies.
No pics for you. I'll have to find some American chavs. I call them breeders. Minivans, and unbridled birthing habits. Sorry. It's a big issue for me. They're invading the countryside, because the city isn't good enough for them. Should I just write an entire novel here?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Kthitty
The Kthitty wants you soul
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Woo . .
Kitty Cuthulu :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
# WOOHOO
CTHULU KITTY!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Kitty-Cthulu
If it gets pregnant put my name name down on the list of people to give a ktten to
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# I converted the upload codes...


Now I'm pissed!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# I wish I was pissed.
Instead I'm just angry. Grrrr!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# It's all in your mind
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# awww fluffy
fuck! no!
Edit: How many chicks do you think there really are in that nest?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# yay
goatse man got married
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# goatse man is deceased
apparently. Made her a widow. Unless she's dead too....
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Maybe they both got swallowed up
by his massive anus

Woo to pic
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# quite possibly.
I feel the need to say this now for every goatse pic so i can repost my goatse coffin pic.......

*must resist*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# I feel dirty for knowing this
but he has a wedding ring in the original
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# i wasn't looking at that bit in the original
*fwap afwap fw... no i can't say that, not even in jest
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Aaaaaargh !!
Woo :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# aww
the little chicks are so cute, and the way the hands frame the nest... almost as if they were holding... holding it open... like... like goatse... yes... goatse! Goatse! GOATSE!! GOATSE!!!!!!1 THE LUBE OF SATAN PENETRATES MY EYES!!! GOATSE!!! GOATSE!!! GOATSE!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I'm a relative newbie
... so can anyone explain goatse to me please? I think I get the jist (and I'm of legal age!) but I'd like some kind of confirmation so I don't think of myself as a sordid bugger in the morning...

Ta muchly
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Really,
you don't want to know
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Picture this . .
a man bends over and pulls his arsehole wide enough to park a bus in . .

Got it ?

You never, ever want to see the original :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Got it
*throws up somewhere*

(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Don't even ask
about tubgirl.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I was trying to forget her . .
now it's all come flooding back

/where's the mind bleach gone ?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Surely Must have been Done
Been away from the board for the past 2.5 months visiting Europe.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# cest ne pas mal
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# grooaaannnnnn
oh the punnage
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha! The punnage ist woo!
How is Europe these days?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Looks out window . .
Dark now
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# indeed,
in many ways.
*strokes imaginary beard.

edit: hang on, this is a proper beard. I'm off to shave.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# I'll stroke my real beard (soon to be removed) for you . .
that really sounds wrong doesn't it !
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Haha!
I've seen your service advertisments in my local barbers
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Cold and Dark
Unless you go to the Med, then it seems to be like Oz, but a lot cooler.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# So.. cold and sandy?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# I've been visiting Europe too.
I saw an amusingly named shoe shop in Milan...

Feel free to shop this b3tans. It was made for shopping.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
# thats
brilliant
woo
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Must've been done . .
but I had to get it out of my head !

(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# chortle
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# yay
anything with bruce forsyth in rocks

did anyone see his (EDIT) programme tonight?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# New!?
its been on or a while now

EDIT: I thank you
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# I think...
.. that is absolutely fantastic.

I am in awe of your 'shopping abilities.

Ooh: Join in if you like! "Nice to 'shop it, to shop it...."
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# NICE!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# If he was God
I'd want to go to hell
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# The day that happens
truly we will all be screwed
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Nice to be God!
to be god nice!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# attractive
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Oi!
Wogan is teh ch0sen !!!111one
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# h3 c4n sHoW u5
teh uplaod coedz

OMG LOLOLOL!!!!!!!ninetysixpointfourtwoseven!!111
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# One, one, one, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one,one, one, two?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Best message in binary ever:
001111000010111101110100011001
010111100001110100011000010111
001001100101011000010011111000
111100011100110110001101110010
011010010111000001110100001111
100110010001101111011000110111
010101101101011001010110111001
110100001011100110110001101111
011000110110000101110100011010
010110111101101110001111010010
001001101000011101000111010001
110000001110100010111100101111
011101110111011101110111001011
100110100001100101011100100110
010001101111011001100110111001
100101011100100110010001110011
001011100110111001100101011101
000010111101100010011010010110
111001100001011100110110001100
101110011100000110100001110000
001000100011101100111100001011
110111001101100011011100100110
1001011100000111010000111110

courtesy of Spacefish :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# You did what to the vicars widow?!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# if that does
what I think it did, it's a really clever trick
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I'm not afraid to say that I cant crack this one, please reveal!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# WHAT IS IT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
PLEASE
for the love of god man....
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# aah
what a cunt he is. got me good and proper..
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# OMG!!1111
w0g4n 1s teh sh1t!

h4 1s teh bl4nk4ty bl4nk ch3qu4 b00k 4nd p3n!!!!11one
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# HHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats too funny!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# PHWOAR
yeth
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# hey kids
meet your new dad
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# its the eyes
he could work at the perfume counter at debenhams with that face
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# fwooaaarrr!!
Terry!

Edit: Oh look, he's James Bond!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)

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