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# Nice one Ronaldo ...
A little less conversation, a little more action....



No photoshop used!
(G-Funk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# glass
cock
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# spazcock
in fact
(Mattyboy, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# a picture cannot
be a glass cock without also being a timespaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Spaz Cock
or is that a way to prepare a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# true - hummus
but i like the term spazcock
(Mattyboy, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)
# spaz
time
(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Thats the sort of thing
Phil likes to do....

"You'll go all slittie eyed"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
Duke of Edinborough award for diplomatic relations building for that man!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Anybody know
if Hugo Rune is around today?
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Presumably
he does :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# I shouldn't have...
laughed at that but I did.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# world war three will start this way.....
with border partol ponces doing he little jig....

my first attempt....sorry for the size...i cannot figure out how to make it smaller.
(SF, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha !
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# The reason its so big is that the
whole background moves, so the whole frame has to be stored twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# I've made gifs larger than that.
Gif's aren't well suited to photo images, so it's tough to keep the size down.

You can try lowering the image quality (number of colours) or altering the file dimensions.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# I am the master of the obvious

Pull up! Pull up!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# brilliant idea
wonderfully executed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)
# that looks like
Arthur Dent...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# thanks
man
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Izb
did you get my first Tiny Workbench Game for evaluation?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Nope.
Where did you send it?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# I bunged it in a reply
to the email you sent. Anyway Tiny Invaders is all done (sound and everfink)... I want to release it to Aminet and stuff, but I can't until I have a correct final URL to put in the documentation for the Tiny Workbench Games page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Right then
Your URL is www.tinywindowsgames.com/tiny/amiga/tinyinvaders.lha

Sorry I didn't get the email, but I tend not to check tiny email at work any more ever since the virus levels rose to about 10-a-day and IT threatened to kick my arse. This means that I check it at home about once a fortnight and leave other people to reply to things. It's all bad.

But anyway - I can't check it out until later but if you could mail me the .guide file (I can see it, but can't extract it) then I'll try (try) to put a page together today some time.

In the meantime, the above link will work.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Ahh well
it was only a link to the page that was lacking, but thats still cool. What are you using to look at the archive? WinRAR should be able to extract files from it...

Also, on the Amiga page, don't bother with the hide/show screenshots javascript, because it doesn't work in any Amiga browsers anyway (all the screenshots just show).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)
# WinZip
But I'll download lha later.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)
# WinRAR
would probably nicer than lha... all the lha PC ports I saw only supported 8.3 filenames...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# -
Can I put your email address on the page?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)
# Yes.
My email address is the only one in the .guide anyway...

Also, i just remembered that since the archive in that email, i've added highscore saving, so i'll send a new one when I get home...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)
# furtive kitten?

Clicky for bigger
(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)
# wise words i could have used this morning
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# ah
another viz special
(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# let me try again...

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# morning b3tans
ITS RAINING WOOO :D

oh hang on, bugger :/
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Could be a good source of images
rate my kitten
(icedragon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# rankmybadger.com?
nippleorhippo.com?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# That reminds me...
Found this the other day.
Actual User Comments In The "Fat Cats" Photo Galley At Cutecats.com
(OtaKuno, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# kittens love shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)
# you gotta love a kitten
playing with shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# cue Dr Phil...
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)
# did someone call?
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# What a cruel taunt
that kitten's fur colour will never match those shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# the real kicker
is that they're both right shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Oh the humanity
I can look at it...no longer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# in diagram form
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:33, archived)
# I think you need
"vitriol" on the left and "fluffy cuddly niceness" on the other :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# left : good spelling
right: bad spelling
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)
# ar yoo saiing my speeling iz
not gud?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# no, mine
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Oh and
music in the middle section.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)
# oddly no
PB aren't very interested in the grass roots music stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# I have never been there
my heart lies here between these virtual walls and amongst these fine, evergreen people.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)
# That is fantastic
and so very, very true.
(OtaKuno, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# Mini Challenge - photoshop Ian Bell
We've got the interview from the co-author of Elite through and we'd like some photoshops to brighten it up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Sorry
but this still makes me chuckle :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Okay
but which one's Ian?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Bye, Bye!
I´m off for smoking and getting to my art lesson at school now.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:08, archived)
# Just trawled last night's Spaz....
Now, didn't somebody want PIE?(w/sound)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:02, archived)
# ace
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:29, archived)
# scary tree in Albert Square
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)
# will someone tell popbitch...
...to find their own fucking links?

no wonder everybody gets spammed the same URL's 1000 times a day.
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:56, archived)
# well said
that newsletter has got way too popular and the board is far too nasty.

/popbitch bitch
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)
# err.. they are friends of mine
and ask me each week what links I think are goood and they put them in.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:07, archived)
# oh well.
i got the funnel/ tunnel link in three waves last week, worse than the 'am i hot or not' spam massacre of '01
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:13, archived)
# shame that I had to spike it
to keep the board running
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:15, archived)
# The newsletter
is the only thing I like about popbitch.

I never bothered subscribing to it, but read it off the site now and again. I haven't bothered for a while since finding this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)
# nooo PB is ace
and gave us loads of help setting up b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:19, archived)
# Fair enough.
I just don't like celeb gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# ...and yet half the board is full of people claiming things are corn
...and then duplicate a bunch of stuff from b3ta? I suppose that's what happens if something exhausts most of the material that can be posted. Not like us, what with the powers of the infinite kitten we will continue forever! Muha!
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:22, archived)
# i think both sites are sustainable
there's always new pop gossip and there's always new creative stuff. we're not treading on each others toes - but there is some cross over.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Hence all the
tunes that have popped up over the last few months.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:28, archived)
# I like PB
The board is a bit intimidating, but the newsletter is a good read.

I suppose, although the formats of PB and b3ta are very similar, the content is different. One is er.. popbitching and the other is creative nonsense and kittens.

The format is just perfect though on both sites.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:33, archived)
# harrumph!
blummin work blummin crap job blummin gits...
ah well
time for rollcall:
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)
# the famous
Pugh, Pugh, Barney-McGrew, Cuthburt, Dibble and Grubb.

My childhood heros.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# They were all burned you know
The guy that thought them up burned all the characters so that they couldn't make anymore....

Woo ha ha.. Eveeel Animator
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Good Morning B3tarians
I just got ass-kicked in a Latin test at school. But it was the last one I had to write in my whole life, so sucks to this!
Thank you for your attention.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:52, archived)
# You learn latin at school?
Christ, that'll be a valuable life-skill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:57, archived)
# sure
Latin is completly useless but you need a "Latinum" for many subjects at german universities.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)
# Don´t know
They use this as some kind of filter i think.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:00, archived)
# it's very useful...
if you need to read the side of pound coins or a coat of arms in an emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)
# so´ka
I did not mind this, but now I see how usefull Latin can be *g*.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:06, archived)
# its also quite
handy if you are going to be a lawyer or doctor, as many terms are in classics languages...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# we had compulsory latin
gcse in top band at school. The text books were hilarious coz the art work was so appalling... that and the purile grafetti. The best thing of all was the teacher. His polite nick name was 'the anti-santa' as he looked like him, but was a total gobshite.... ahhh those WERENT the days :)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:22, archived)
# I did Latin.
The exam was on Pliny, so my killer technique was to memorize the necessary chunks from the works of Pliny and a few bits of vocabulary so I could recognise which section to regurgitate.
It worked, too - I got an A. And my teacher had previously taken me outside and yelled at me that I was so crap I'd be lucky to pass.
Woo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:06, archived)
# .
Woo Yay for ya.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:08, archived)
# why thank you!
you are most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Plus, it makes French and Italian
and Spanish all pretty damn easy in comparison.
(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:14, archived)
# but spanish
is a pisstake language anyways

a* with no effort whatsoever on its way
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
that happened to me with German, the teacher was fucking hopeless and always off sick... she actually told me I was thick once. Then came the exams, I showed her... I was the only one in the class to get an A.
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Etiam masturbans, semper masturbans.
Ithankgyew!
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Ah...latin...
So can you tell me the latin for "to unravel" please?
(Romana, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:15, archived)
# Extrico, -are
Ah, the wonders of Google...
(Amerella, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Thanks :)
.
(Romana, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)
# I couldn't!
I can't speak a word of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Morning folks. Took a
day off work. Just dropping in to leave you this...
Anyone call for a webslinger?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)

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