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# My lunch hour
I followed and old lady and took pictures... Sorry they are from so
far away.... She looked kinda vicious...


I stalked this old lady.


Here she is again


She lives here
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# old lady's
white chalk outline next?
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Did you ever see the Noble & Silver
series on E4? A. It was excellent, B. They're clearly insane, C. You should do more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# I saw
them do live stuff..
It was preview or something and there were about 30
of us in the theatre and only 5 of us weren't actually part of the show...
flippin clever bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# That was shown as one of their tv programmes
they did 5 or 6 all totally different.
I went to see them in London in December and it was a total mindfuck among other things they showed footage of 'last night's' audience leaving the theatre and walking around the corner to get hassled by a man in a mouse suit who then went off down an alley with one of them to turn some tricks.
Reality went out the window and by the end we left nervously looking round corners for things that might leap out at us.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# If you never saw it i might be able to make a .wmv of it
What kind of connection have you got? It might run 30MB or more depending on the quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)
# you are
a weird little biscuit aint ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)
# do you have $1k ?
we can make domo-kun stalk grannies
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# did you
add the text after, or are you holding some transparency in front of the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Are you asking...
Why are the pictures all blurry round the edge ?

Coz I took em with one of these


(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# noo...
I just thought that if you were having to draw a little transparency before each pic it might explain why she was so far away.
Of course nothing can explain why you were taking pictures of her to start with...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# She looked like
A bit of a biter...

I was keeping my distance
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# you are not right.
you should consider seeking help.
Board = surreal/nasty is okay here, cause it's not real.
Real life = don't stalk people, even old people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# She was acting suspicious....
Although it turned out she was doing nothing wrong, what if she had been
selling black market kittens... or murdering Jimmy Choo shoes
and making brogues /loafers from the left overs....

Ahh different story now...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# .
Even old people?
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)
# don't even stalk old people?
Or even old people don't stalk?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# You are a
very scary man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# do one
through her window
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Nooooo way....
There is no way I could shit through that.....

Way too high
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I'm addicted you bastards!


..and fnord has shown me the kit.

real kittens + digicam + b3ta = lack of real work
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Once you 'shop
you just can't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Those computer generated graphics...

..are just amazing.
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# YES! i used to have one of those
I think the eyes are still hanging on by a couple of threads
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)
# yay
I still have one
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Very late in the day
But what the hey, it's Christmas!

(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Quality!
Took me a while to spot the eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Well, thank you
for alerting me to that great old computer ads site further back on the board! :D
(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# wait!
is that a monitor, or a microwave oven?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# they're
all waiting for poptarts!
edit: what am i talking about
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I'm not sure
I just thought they might be waiting for the cat to explode...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# You sick person!
They're watching Kit TV, and it's funny eye hour.
(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# my
mistake
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# sweet
She's really enjoying doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# you cunning little viral manipulator, you
i see what you're doing - interesting to see if it works.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Well...
It'll be round Telford by tomorrow anyways 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)
# damn
rumbled.
beats original thought tho'
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# WOOOOOO!
You know when you've been Santexo'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# yes
about bloody time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# That reminds me
I must finish off my Ronaldo pictures that I started on Sunday.
(Nacho, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# photoshop tennis
this finished yet?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Minichallenge?
Photoshop this Photoshop:

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)
# ooo
stylish floating shadow
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# You only get quality picture surrounds
at www.beckenham.net
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# buy a bear
(SF, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)
# quick one before lunch

lol just noticed the 3 for 2, even b3tta
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# 3 for 2?
So you go bloke -> woman, then woman -> bloke, then bloke -> woman for the price of 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# or
three tits/testicles for the price of 2?
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Is the 3for2 offer
only applied to the female>male change , I wonder?

There must be more in these botox inections than originally publicised...!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# .
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Scream if you wanna go faster
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# what's the blobby thing going round?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# looks like
da Penguin to me.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# female or shemale ... the rejected pics
full size
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# He's
really not putting the effort in, is he.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# it is cute
mad cute i say
(badjon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Jesus
that is scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# bored..
(badjon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# this is the best song i have heard
in the last ten minutes.
www.design4online.com/b3ta/trog.mp3
Jimmy castor bunch.. coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I made my mp3s available
from the webserver on my home computer and now i can listen to them all at work! Webservers kick-ass :)

(no i'm not handing out the URL :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Can I have the URL
please?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# Hmmm
do I trust you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# I wouldn't
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# me too please..
and I'll share mine with ya if I can get it around this nonroutable address i have here..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# Well
of course YOU can have a look. But NO giving the URL, and if you want to share a song with someone, copy it somewhere else and post a link to that, not my server :)

Thats my home machine and bandwidth, not a professional server :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)
# cheers boss
you info is safe with me.
Going to have my server up and running in ten mo's
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Goat Queens Crumpet Plate
(AlMurdo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# nice
if only for the crumpet reference
(rawx, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# i understand that
penrithtearooms was lookin for me earlier. dunno why.
tell him/her/it/whatever my email address if he/she/it/eek turns up..
greg at livegigguide dot com
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# I wanna buy a Digital Camera
I know dabs.com is generally pretty cheap - anybody know of other sites good for this sort of thing apart from the obvious Comet / Dixon ones?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# I usually get pretty good
service from www.simply.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# ebuyer.com
usually cheaper than dabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# fuck me! you ain't kidding!
£32 cheaper on a £200 camera's pretty good going - cheers
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# try this
www.pcindex.co.uk

compare all majoy online comp sales..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# The next Aibo
Watch out for it's claws!!

(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# hehe
but what is that on its snout/nose/thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# the
robot sony dowg
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# duh.
ta. me idiot boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Hmmm...
On second look, it does look a bit like Dr Hannibal Lion...

Fava beans anyone? :)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# looks like
a lion that ran into a mail box...

in the style of tom & jerry.

class.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# boink!
the sound effect in my head
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# rate my kitten
I've been glued to ratemykitten.com all morning thanx 2 u guys. Luckily I'm off tomorrow so today is my Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# see what they do to you
resist the darkside
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# Heres one

hes the man
(badjon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# peruvian asylum seeker
arrives at paddington station

sorry it's big, but it doesn't look as good small
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# hehe
oo even a pigeon warning
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Paging Candy Blackmail
Would Candy Blackmail please report to Platform 4 to pick up her welcome kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# woo
and yay
(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# are you
implying I should have put the quo in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# you do KNOW that
that is Paddington Bear don't you? You must do, that's the joke right? I only just got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# yeeeeees...
most of the time I do get my own jokes, I just wasn't sure why you were pointing me to the welcome kit.

confused.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)
# I'd just found a new user who hadn't posted yet
with the great name 'Candy Blackmail' and was trying to coax them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# ah
now I see...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# The main B3ta party thing
Friday 5th July right? 8 till late ish kind of time?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# 7:30
but 8 will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)
# i plan to turn up later
coz the Tyson-Lewis scrap is on (I think).
Or will it be on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Aren't those fights
on at 4 in the morning usually?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Rkelly
i say the next pic thing should be rkelly pics...word
(badjon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# you can't touch those kids!
"I believe I can..."
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# isn't he too easy a target now?
you could just stick his head on all the gary glitter ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# i tried to do an r kelly
with gary glitter hair, but i gave up- images.google wasn't up to it
(spiral, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

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