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# Indian runner ducks enjoy naturist holidays
With ugly people. It makes them feel better about themselves.

(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# Big fucker,
innee?
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)
# how
rude
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# ceci
n'est pas une indian runner duck?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# and there is
no reason....


tell me why, i don't like mondaaays, tell me why i don't like mondaaaays, i don't like, i don't like, i dont like mondaaays....


love it.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# cheers
u just inspired me to download the boomtown rats.
just before bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# nice
use of domo-kun
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Ooh
I just knocked my glass of wine FLYING in my haste to frontpage that. Grrr.
Worth it though, and there wasn't much left in it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# 1966
it was the new star kitten
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# For Technophobe


Sorry its a bit shyte. Somewhat restricted on the lapdog.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# woo!
arf...

thats the fella!
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# When you laugh at text messages, you look like this:

It's all true.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# and that
is the truth
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# but what did I look like...
...trying to read the b3ta board on a laptop via 9600bps GSM phone whilst sitting on a train.

Oh... like an arse?

Probably.

Actually, I was trying to look like a hard-working biz person moving a few million bucks about...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Christ almighty!

Whilst practicing my typography skills, a stark and seemingly obvious discovery was made
(santa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# hehehe
ho ho ho !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# that duck sure does move quick...
quack
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# nice stamp-work there!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Damn
b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# removal of stuborn stains
is a speciality of mine
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# the monsters

i didn't do this, but am wondering if it was potatoshopped.

edit: i apologise, hadn't seen it before and it came up on googleimage search.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# ..
"Jar cleaning made easy"

?
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# early
version of schrodinger's cat...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# nope, there's a whole site of those pics.
it's all a big joke.
* hollow laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# must be...
i'm guessing it's from
www.bonsaikitten.com/ which was one of the first big net hoaxes.
(theredqueen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# It's from Bonsai Kitten
which was a pretty good hoax that fooled loads of foolish people. and no, it's not really, real.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# some stuff about this hoax
wired.com - fbi investigation?
humane society
about.com write up
all pretty bloody funny.
(theredqueen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)
# oi!
i posted about that the other day! *sniff*

everyone ignored me... : (
(Tendency, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Can I just say,
Like duh, it's not real, but they still squished cats into small jars. Which makes them nasty bastards in my book. Like some of the catscans where the cat is being squashed down. People who are mean to animals for FUN are a bit fucked imho.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# I'd have to say
making this picture is pretty cruel... I mean they actually put the cat in some kind of frame for it, damn out of order if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# 'ere's a thought
I hate to copy SA even though I'm a card carrying forum member, but I think it'd be a good idea to have a b3ta 'stamp' much like the SA hand grenade so that we can easily identify our stuff as being from here.
It'd have to be summat that's good and recogniseable as a transparent outline, so unfortunately that's furtive and fluffy out of the equation, but maybe a transparent b3ta logo or summat? Give it a thought while I go and snog the missus and get another beer :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# ..
snog another beer and get another missus ??
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# but...
most of the stuff I post here is just one image I found on the web on top of another image I found on the web, sometimes with some text. how much am I in danger of the little C shaped thingy myself? what if the person who actually DREW hypnocat finds me?
I'm scared!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# hmm
only if the original copyright owner cares enough
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# right.
but it would certainly be strange of me to "copyright" it.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# it's a derivative work.
as long as you change stuff (and its not offensive...) you should be ok.

shit...!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# You're a goon?
Small world after all...
(The Unknown Anorak, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Mmmm
Goons. If anyone's reading this far back in the spazz the goons are mostly responsible for my sense of humour.....milligan makes up the rest :) Hmm. Goon. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# I was going to
start putting my name on my stuff till I realised it probably wouldn't be leeched...
...although I'd be proud to display a b3ta thingy on my images.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# er...

i'm sure people can figure out how to make it transparent :)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Yup 1 Transparent image



coat..
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Another hmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# eeeyyyyyyyyy
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# John's friends are worried....
From the first thread we "warned" him in:

"damn john ......another stalker

and concittering he found u here and your post.....
you just might have a hacker/stalker ... "

Good to see the spolling is cinsostent!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# the
posts have been deleted, they were nice b3ta mini-challenge galleries aswell
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# That funny-lookin' C thing...
...has so much power when applied as a tourniquet to bandwidth bleeding 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# pipex
won't wouldn't update mine, crazy cache

does
www.brillopad.dsl.pipex.com/welcome.jpg

have 'minoltion made this' on it ??
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# fOCK
Spelt it wrong !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# hey Mr Brong!
in your profile you mentioned a mysterious hopping frog.
how much did it look like
this?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# YOU FOUND MY FROG
YOU'VE FOUND MY FROG!

Does that site let you buy frogs too?

Yay for b3ta. It;s good to be back.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# yes, you can buy the frog!
too bad you'll have to change your profile now though. ;)

edit too bad you have to buy like a box of two dozen. hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Okay they guy's got 1 last chance
http://www.iloveraving.com/forums/messageview.html?SessionID=47427480&UID=Xx_SpliT_xX&CatID=18&TopicID=3579
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# ugh
can you make that a link?
otherwise I have to type it out, I can't copy and paste with IE on mac.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)
# apple+c not working?
It's the same link as the one down there to the bandwidth leech, I've put up a pic threatening 'fluffy kittens'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# Who's
is the goatse? Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# no the problem, if you're interested,
which I can't imagine you are, is that you try to select a letter or series of letters on the b3ta message board, it selects everything. so I can apple+c, but then I've got the whole board. I don't have this problem elsewhere. only b3ta messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)
# ahh sorry.
I use macs at work and they can be a bit funny sometimes.

It's amazing what a little threat of goats can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Texan John apologises:
"hehe dont worry i did some shameful advertising in
saying where i got them with a link and that i also
found them at the msg. boards haha im sorry :("

I think we can lay off now - I'm just gonna rename my pix. Anyone remember the URL of the b3ta search doofer?

*edit* he's also taken the spong page down, so we'll just have to monitor the site and stamp our work with b3ta all over it or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# It's
here
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Top man FB
The Chuntey is at its strongest at present.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# chutney?
?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)
# Nope.
Chuntey.
The Google will show you the way.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# google is pretty darned convinced
that I mean chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# try google
groups. It's a newsgroup thang, relating to a usenet group that should be symbiotically linked to this place :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# I get so
scared when different parts of my interweb experience meet like this, tho'...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Not with CSS though shirley?
It's b3ta without the images :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# Well, so far
CSS, b3ta, schoolchild insults and a hell of a lot of other stuff are a web of their own for me...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Disrupt the chuntey...
here
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# I dunno...
I can't help but feel I've been completely outnerded here.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# Perhaps...
What's your favourite crisp flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# I dunno...
uh... sour cream and onion. I guess. is this important? will this go on my permanent record?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Not really,
but at leat it's on topic.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# so wha'd I miss?
anything good?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# Dunno
If you find out, tell me.

RU in Germany BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# yes
why?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# I've moved
in your direction. To Antwerp. Trying to learn Dutch.

The good news is that if I become unemployed I can stay as long as I like.

Is living in a foriegn country always this weird?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# I think uh...
yes. I mean, I have no idea how weird it is for you, but if it's anywhere as weird as it was for me, then yes, it's that weird.
did that make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# turtles
'het apje is weg' means 'the monkey is missing'.

I'm sure everything will go smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, someone fill me in on todays events too please.
I was about to go through the archives, but Dr. Phil asked to have a "quick" look. Half an hour later, I finally get my computer back.
So please tell.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# I've missed the whole week
pretty much. I wouldn't have known about the "I want to believe" spoofs if I hadn't clicked on the iloveraving link.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# My memory of the last week was erased
by a malicious brain leech, so I can't help, sorry.
Someone please tell Zog all about it...
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# he missed out my sidetrack
'i want to belfry', which wasn't nice...
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Ahhhh... the delights of enormous delivery pizza...
that was a fucking good thing after a long day.

Meanwhile... witchy... not just street-lighting... all sorts of lighting. We're doing a lighting strategy for the council. Long term coherent plan for the city centre, addressing everything to do with lighting in the public realm. It's a goody. Some nice ideas in there as well as a lot of good practice and general improvement.

This is what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# Wow - you lot did
the blinking eye bridge? Nice one! My little one loves it to bits :) Well, she likes the lights on it, still not sure about being able to see the tyne beneath yer feet as you walk over it, but she gets that from her mum...hehe. Lighting things is Good, and possibly one of the things I'd like to make money from, but I ain't got the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# Those pics
of the eye are the best I have seen it look. Nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# Thank you both...
A lot of the pics were taken by a Newcastle photographer. They were the best we'd seen too, so we bought the right to use them for our own purposes.

We just won (for the bridge) the top exterior lighting project in the UK National Lighting Awards, the top Award of Excellence from the International Association of Lighting Designers, and the Award of Distinction from the Illuminating Engineering Society of North America. That last one isn't even presented every year, although we have one already for the Burj Al Arab.

Basicaly, this bridge is just sweeping everything for us at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# And it's in the
right place for a top night out too :) Next time you're down me an' Donthaveaclue can take you round a few places you might not've been already!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Aye
it will be a pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# OK... you're on.
Is next Friday evening any use to you? I'm in town all day and don't need to leave until the last train.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
# I fink so.
Day before little one's 6th birthday, but if you've got to get the last charabanc I should be OK :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)
# Cool... we'll talk nearer the time.
I think my last train is about 10.20pm, which allows for getting a good few in, but not being out too late.

I have to cycle 20 miles on Saturday morning, so I don't want to be too fucked either.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# oo
you can make escalators look classy
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# we're good at escalators...
which pics were you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# came up on
the random image-at-the-top-of-the-page thing
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
# ok... The Lighthouse in Glasgow.
We did a simlar treatment at the Filmworks cinema in Manchester, but with the colour changing from floor to floor - yellow, orange, red. Very nice.

Not on the site yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)
# ooo
when i went to the lisbon shopping center it was day, so i guess i've never seem any of your lighty displays except maybe the poddington one
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# well... it's not just a night-time thing...
we do a lot of interior projects with a lot of daytime usage... but I guess it's often less noticeable, especially in spaces like the Lisbon job where there's so much daylight coming in.

We do design ALL kinds of lighting, not just the very showy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# my bathroom
bulb needs changing, can you come?
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# I can give you a specification...
...and a drawing, but you need a contractor to install.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Footie kitten
After a little investigating into that singing kitten site on the front page, I cam across this by the same guy. Rather good for a kitten.

clicky
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)
# Err,
403
It not wurkin
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# try this then
clicky and click on the bottom link
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)
# Nopesicle
Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /Milkyway-Lynx/9043/ on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Christicle!
Play 'spot the b3tan!'

fuckin'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# There's three of mine in there...
the fucker...

credit captions going on right now...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# He's even stolen the fucksocks...
If anyone who can fuckin hummus wants to make this a clicky, I'll remove the HTML...

/coat

www.iloveraving.com/forums/messageview.html?SessionID=47427480&UID=Xx_SpliT_xX&CatID=18&TopicID=2612
(Siu Loong, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Oh he's
back on AOL and one of those is mine
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# wooo
now i get some leeching
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Who is Xx_SpliT_xX
why am I logged in as them and should I take advantage of that...
]edit[ presume this is you witchy... D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# Nope, it's not me,
I just copied the link straight out of me logs. I tried replying to a message but it told me I was hacking the site, presumably 'cos I didn't have Xx-whatever's cookie on me machine. Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# Where's the one where you
changed the images?
Make 'em as abusive as possible...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Your
fucksoxs ones up there now
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# its the session ID in the link
witchy originally gave out

oo..er
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# grr...that's not the only place either
the got ham bandwagon leech
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# What are the odds of him understanding
the got sHAMbles one? Million to one? Higher?
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# have some little x's
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

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