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# Only by posting can I remove the stigma of lurker....


...not quick (I went to the pub),
but dirty.....yes indeedy..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)
# The Loud Sea
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)
# and from one
lurker to another, that is expertly done.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# look out
bellow
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# TURN
IT DOWN!!!

oh, and a woo to yoo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# "imagine the size
of his balls"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)
# imagine
getting into a fight with the fucker!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# YES
hahahahaaa somone else has seen it!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)
# i had to
back you up on that one. the greatest film of all time.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)
# .....
Im going to pull of your head...

please don't pull off my head
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# hee hee hee
i think we've got our own clique going here.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)
# ....
heh, possibly right....

...."because I don't like your head" ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)
# my thumbs have gone weird!
you know, we're only advertising our sadness to the rest of the board.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)
# ....Error: 0x8c6527
...meeep.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# MrKane
you terrible cunt!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# I must have you
even if it is BUGLARY
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Unadulterated Child's Piss

goodnight ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
# nite nite you
why is there an enormous spade in the bathtub?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)
#
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)
# ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?
I THINK I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Very nicely done Kane
Now try my stupid php thing.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# meep....
cheers droog....

...testing is my life! ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
# It works!

NB it won't work any more after it falls off the bottom of the board.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
# ...I am a GIF?
I am gif now?
;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)
#
You have to post on the end of the thread.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)
# test
test
extra test
gah ... stupid strip_tags
whew, I think I fixed it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)
# ....hohoho....
...pub in Beeston called:


...The Last Post....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)
# might not want
to fly over that lake...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Bit bored with it
by now though. Maybe I could make it do a google image search based on the replies, instead.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)
# ohhhhhh theres something wrong with my head

No rodger you cant have it

but muuuuuum everyones has got it

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)
# COCKMONKEYS
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)
# ok go to this link
But only if u have BROADBAND its a 22 meg pic
u may think its a load of old arse at 1st but when it finishes downloading u will see its just one!!

Mod edit: Removed link. Kills windows.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)
# smaller
tiny one for crap internet users
artofresistance.nfshost.com/bush-small.jpg
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# How about
cock off you arsebadger?

Try posting your own work.

And if you're going to post something NSFW, please mark it NSFW.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)
# what the feck
A. its not my work
B. it has been linked
C. i dont know what your abbv means
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:41, archived)
# it means
Not Safe For Work, basically anything that looks dodgy or like porn at a quick (or long) glance. Stuff that could get you fired. Some people even on at this time are at work now see.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:09, archived)
#
silly chicken

A) Yes we know it's not your work. As covered in the FAQ, any mug can steal post someone else's hard work. We encourage you to impress us with YOUR creativity and hard work.

B) Noted; Good work, linking is appreciated if you want to show us someone else's work but really, we've seen the internet and weren't impressed. That's why we came here; to rejoice in original content.

C) It means Not Safe For Work. Many of us (myself included) surf b3ta from the office. The interweb is viewable by people all over the world so it's work time for someone, somewhere. We don't mind tasteful NSFW stuff, we (at work) just can't afford to have it visible on our screens in case the boss sees it. A NFSW tag means we can leave it until we get home.

Your response tells me you're trying to fit in and for that, thank you. Please do read the faq and observe the pointers that people post (even if they're a little abrupt) and you'll fit in just fine.

Obligatory Repost:
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:39, archived)
# I refuse to do so....
.. if only for your use of '1st'
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# A
rses!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)
# It's an old one but

I was just watching never mind the buzzcocks that i recorded the other week and I remembered it.
It's pythonesque yet maintains that Bill Bailey freakiness too
please stop bill… please… STOP!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# and...
black books 3 is on tv soon!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)
# holy potatoes!!
but of course true bailey acolytes only emerge at this time of night
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)
# saw him in edinburgh last year
twas quite good too
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Saw him at the Albery Theatre in London - grand, so he is.
All together now: "I used to buy my chips / from an oppressive chipshop regime..."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# black books
is poop
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# exactly when?
If you have a date when BB is back, email me at [email protected]

I live in Los Angeles, and we don't get it out here :(
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)
# I fear you.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)
# please don't fear me
just watch the clown.

you see those red eyes glow??
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)
# oh oh oh
slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/04/0049203


nerdy nerdy nerdy

but huzzah... finally something might actually happen on the sco thing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)
# thanks be to the gods
down with sco down with sco.
blogged it in me blog
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)
# about fu
cking time too
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# ooh,
mars is fantastic (a nasa pic from the surface of mars - you know, the planet)
and odd
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)
# it sure be.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)
# how far away is that?
it looks like it could be 3 feet or 30,000 feet above :-\
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Oi!
that's me garden!
who's that taking pictures of me garden?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:47, archived)
# evenin'
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)
# hehe
!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Mesmerising.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# i'm really off now
ta ra all
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# nite-nite
lemony
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)
# As am I...
'Nite!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)
# I'm off too.
Same time, same place tomorrow?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)
# that
is slightly disturbing.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Jiggle little manbear!
Jiggle!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:04, archived)
# arf

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# Classic
Cookies for you :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# ohhh good try at the shadowage
woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)
# HA HA
I'm a doctor, not a crossdresser Jim.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)
# this rocks
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# meow
thud!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)
# How does it work?
i can only make it go up and down! :C
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)
# you have to
hammer the left + right arrow keys alternately to get speed, then press Space before the line to throw it.

Someone posted it earlier and my mate showed me this when he saw it, which I'm sure has been posted here before too.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Planning
a night on the town with my friends was becoming a chore..
img11.photobucket.com/albums/v35/razorbladesmile/planning.jpg
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# hehe
a precision attack on the pub
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# my cat's name is Lucy
though we call her Lucy-Fur.

and yay to the linkied pic.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# that is exactly why
you should drink a bottle of voddy before you even contemplate getting ready
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# experience new cultures?
develop leaders?

doesn't sound like my pub
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# God, animation is hard
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# YAY
That kicks ass
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# That's just ace!
Good use of a comma there.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)
# I wasn't addressing the comment to the Man Upstairs
if that's what you thought.
However:

God,
Animation is hard. Please make it easier.
All the best,
friendlyfire.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# hi cockofuckinglorum!!!!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:45, archived)
# ha ha!
that reminded me, bizarrely, about Words & Pictures. magic pencil & such.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Crikey, that is neat.
Woo indeed.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:45, archived)
# God! Animate!



never...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:47, archived)
# woo
and yay
and hi
and cockalorum
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)
# That am
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Very stylish
I like.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:54, archived)
# thats incredible
its feckin ace
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)
# B3TA tshirt
arrived today.. with extra special sexy free badge. sexy tshirt and sexy badge!! brightened my day!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# i ordered mine 3 minutes after rob announced the thing
and it's only just been dispatched

bloody slow banks
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# i only
ordered mine on sunday.. :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:25, archived)
# What about her ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:26, archived)
# i think it's goodnight from me too
but only if my bit torrent has finished by the time i'm done in the bath
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:27, archived)
# ooh
late night baths!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:29, archived)
# blimey!
you've been lurking all this time?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I got in half an hour ago.
Been choosing new logos for my company! That and watching Being John Malkovich again.

also posted a few times down below!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:30, archived)
# i've been coming to terms with an unpleasent dream i had last night
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:33, archived)
# I had two dreams last night.
The first involved a being in a junkyard with my best mate and suddenly being aware that there was a car with a bomb in it. We had to keep climbing to get out of the blast radius. Then we were hunted by some evil chaps with guns and it all got a bit silly.

The second involved my front room being turned into a swimming pool. Not the hugest pool, but enough to get very wet in. The coffee table was full of pizzas too - some fresh, some half eaten. My ex was in the pool too, but he wouldn't come near me.

I've chatted to all the above with a mate of mine who's big on dreams. Quite interesting really, what he came up with.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:37, archived)
# i don't want to know what mine meant
it was really really unpleasent... incredibly graphic and quite a disturbing scenario

it's genuinely had me quite shaken up all day
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Here, have a virtual hug.
*hug*

You'll forget about it within the next few days.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)
# just so long as it's not one of those freaky premonitions you read about
;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I had a premonition once.
Was very freaky.

Having read the body of your link, I fell over on a gravel surface when I was about seven and took a huge chunk out of my knee. And I got gravel embedded in my hands. My knee was horrible, could see the bits moving inside.

But anyway Mr Lemony, you'll be absolutely fine. Just chill. You might have an incredibly sexy dream tonight, and you'll enjoy remembering that one all day!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# I dreamt
that my therapist fell asleep while I was telling him my dreams.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:39, archived)
# what
did he dream about?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# gypsy
creams
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)
# get over it you plum
*slap!*

joking!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Four candles.....?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Mmmmm cheeese
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:23, archived)
# that's very nice,
but I'm only visiting this web-site for research purposes, honest!

edit/ has he impaled himself on his guitar?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Maybe he should have changed his surname to..
....wait for it...


waaaaait...


O'Phile

(boom and furthermore boom)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Yes, yes he has
impaled himself on his guitar, that is
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:33, archived)
# he is/was the best guitarist I ever heard
...shame, really.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:34, archived)
# You on
MSN?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:38, archived)
# it won't let me,
cozzzitsacunt!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)
# java time
hi, this is my latest java thingy if anyone wants to see it:
weave
licky clicky
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:20, archived)
# kinda pretty
would be nice to see it with speed (ergo) emotion
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Woo
that snowing one is fantastic
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:24, archived)
# the picture
was taken out of my window (and thanks!)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Nice little progs
hopefully I could do some java stuff like that soon. God bless Uni education........and stuff
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Wow, your stuff is rather woo...:
I agree
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:26, archived)
# woo for
the kitten eyes!
couldn't stop
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:31, archived)
# im sorry. i'll go to bed now.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# bizarre
but woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# it refers to
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:24, archived)
# I'm sorry mate
bed has been cancelled.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:20, archived)
# how strange
but I like it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:20, archived)
# is that
the fallen madonna with the big but curiously obscured boobies?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:21, archived)
# quick!
hide it in a penis-shaped german sausage.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:23, archived)
# repost i know...... but this should work better now
well haveing seen an advert earlier i was inspired to do this..... well i thort it was funny....Munty Cints..lol



edit...cheers lemony.. hope this works better now
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)
# that's the one!
you can't have enough Al Murray!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Erm...
maybe you can?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:16, archived)
# you have to look at
advertising closely...


(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:17, archived)
# yeh
.. got lost in compression a bit... but did say extra strong cunty mints..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Smart
Don't make us look, it requires brain power.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# rage, rage against the dying of the light

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)
# That's a bit woo !
Nice :¬)

Night all
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02, archived)
# thats
lovely
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Ooooh!
Arty!
Woo! Yay! and indeed Houpla!

TJ:
What's all this about then?

GLM
rqmodau rqfadau rqmoson rqfason
rqmildil rqfildil rqmilsil rqfilsil
/WSFACTOR = consan 2 Polynomial dausup 2 Polynomial patunc 2 Polynomial
/METHOD = SSTYPE(3)
/CRITERIA = ALPHA(.05)
/WSDESIGN = consan dausup patunc consan*dausup consan*patunc dausup*patunc consan* dausup* patunc.

Anyone else had the misfortune to use SPSS??
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02, archived)
# atishooo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:06, archived)
# I have no idea what any of that means.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Well
that makes two of us
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)
# three
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)
# we should start a club
for people that don't know what any of it mean
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:17, archived)
# we could call it
"rqmildil - Home of the Baguette?"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:20, archived)
# I couldn't agree with you more.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:22, archived)
# FORE!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:18, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:27, archived)
# *parp*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:47, archived)
# bless you
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)
# It sucks...
SPSS, oh I hate that.

What course are you doing?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# like it
makes me think of Haring
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02, archived)
# he was a cool cat
i think i should stop raging and goto sleep now - night all :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Huzzah..
Nol likes that..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)
# you are
exactly 100 users older than i.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:07, archived)
# splendid
sir
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)
# i'm a madam
but thank you kindly ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)
# arses
erm.. I mean, the royal Sir. oh bollocks.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:07, archived)
# And
what a madam?!


*Gets Coat*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Kinell
I sign back on for a bit and what do I find ?

An Am anim.

Woo. Try saying that fast.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Are you drunk...?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Not this morning
I have not been inebriated for approximately 21 days
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Too long!
alcohol hasn't passed my lips for over 2 weeks now, and the oh-so-cold-can of Guinness in my fridge keeps calling to me evry time I get some cheese
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Does it call you Pete ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:28, archived)
# currently impossible with my raging
tongue

but i tried it 3 times b4 i gave up
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Why the raging tongue ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:12, archived)
# seems to go with my
raging mind right now
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Are you one of those mental people
that sits in the corner with foil hats and talks to mice ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:15, archived)
# no. please...
just tired and emotional.

but i do talk to my adopted rabbit on a regular basis
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I was only messing love
no harm meant.

And talking to pets/animals/inanimate objects is fine. I do it all the time........I have whole conversations out loud with myself sometimes too.

It's all fun. Well, the warden doesn't agree.......but hey.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# chickpea
knows all of my deepest darkest secrets.

he's a good keeper.

i know!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:21, archived)
# is he a keeper
as in Keyper ?

I think that's how they're spelt........they had this crap jingle too.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:22, archived)
# yes - exactly right. he's the rabbitification of a keyper..
goodnight. sleep well :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Coolio
sleep tight and all that jazz.

Well, make sure Al Jolsen isn't there or owt else you'll be in for a loud sleepathon.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:27, archived)
# Trying this again
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# flat colour plus text would be better as a gif
(i havn't said it in days)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)
# You always have words of giffed wisdom
I salute and "Woo" you sir..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)
# goes for me too
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Hrrrmmm
Whats this then?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:06, archived)
# a note saying i'm going to bed
because my arms hurt what with the diptheria/tetanus/hepA/typhoid vaccinations and all
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Damn
It seems to be stuck :(
Never mind.

Oh yeah I remember now I wrote it like that
damn damn damn


Lemony should be able to edit, though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)
# meep
I may well be put in a gif, yay!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)

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