

...not quick (I went to the pub),
but dirty.....yes indeedy..

back you up on that one. the greatest film of all time.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21,
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Im going to pull of your head...
please don't pull off my head
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:23,
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please don't pull off my head

heh, possibly right....
...."because I don't like your head" ;)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:27,
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...."because I don't like your head" ;)

you know, we're only advertising our sadness to the rest of the board.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:30,
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NB it won't work any more after it falls off the bottom of the board.

test
extra test
gah ... stupid strip_tags
whew, I think I fixed it
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:34,
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extra test
gah ... stupid strip_tags
whew, I think I fixed it

by now though. Maybe I could make it do a google image search based on the replies, instead.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:53,
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No rodger you cant have it
but muuuuuum everyones has got it

But only if u have BROADBAND its a 22 meg pic
u may think its a load of old arse at 1st but when it finishes downloading u will see its just one!!
Mod edit: Removed link. Kills windows.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:05,
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u may think its a load of old arse at 1st but when it finishes downloading u will see its just one!!
Mod edit: Removed link. Kills windows.

tiny one for crap internet users
artofresistance.nfshost.com/bush-small.jpg
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:07,
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artofresistance.nfshost.com/bush-small.jpg

cock off you arsebadger?
Try posting your own work.
And if you're going to post something NSFW, please mark it NSFW.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:29,
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Try posting your own work.
And if you're going to post something NSFW, please mark it NSFW.

A. its not my work
B. it has been linked
C. i dont know what your abbv means
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:41,
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B. it has been linked
C. i dont know what your abbv means

Not Safe For Work, basically anything that looks dodgy or like porn at a quick (or long) glance. Stuff that could get you fired. Some people even on at this time are at work now see.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:09,
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silly chicken
A) Yes we know it's not your work. As covered in the FAQ, any mug cansteal post someone else's hard work. We encourage you to impress us with YOUR creativity and hard work.
B) Noted; Good work, linking is appreciated if you want to show us someone else's work but really, we've seen the internet and weren't impressed. That's why we came here; to rejoice in original content.
C) It means Not Safe For Work. Many of us (myself included) surf b3ta from the office. The interweb is viewable by people all over the world so it's work time for someone, somewhere. We don't mind tasteful NSFW stuff, we (at work) just can't afford to have it visible on our screens in case the boss sees it. A NFSW tag means we can leave it until we get home.
Your response tells me you're trying to fit in and for that, thank you. Please do read the faq and observe the pointers that people post (even if they're a little abrupt) and you'll fit in just fine.
Obligatory Repost:

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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:39,
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A) Yes we know it's not your work. As covered in the FAQ, any mug can
B) Noted; Good work, linking is appreciated if you want to show us someone else's work but really, we've seen the internet and weren't impressed. That's why we came here; to rejoice in original content.
C) It means Not Safe For Work. Many of us (myself included) surf b3ta from the office. The interweb is viewable by people all over the world so it's work time for someone, somewhere. We don't mind tasteful NSFW stuff, we (at work) just can't afford to have it visible on our screens in case the boss sees it. A NFSW tag means we can leave it until we get home.
Your response tells me you're trying to fit in and for that, thank you. Please do read the faq and observe the pointers that people post (even if they're a little abrupt) and you'll fit in just fine.
Obligatory Repost:



I was just watching never mind the buzzcocks that i recorded the other week and I remembered it.
It's pythonesque yet maintains that Bill Bailey freakiness too
please stop bill… please… STOP!

but of course true bailey acolytes only emerge at this time of night
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06,
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All together now: "I used to buy my chips / from an oppressive chipshop regime..."
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:13,
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If you have a date when BB is back, email me at [email protected]
I live in Los Angeles, and we don't get it out here :(
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:11,
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I live in Los Angeles, and we don't get it out here :(

just watch the clown.
you see those red eyes glow??
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:10,
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you see those red eyes glow??

slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/04/0049203
nerdy nerdy nerdy
but huzzah... finally something might actually happen on the sco thing
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:06,
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nerdy nerdy nerdy
but huzzah... finally something might actually happen on the sco thing

down with sco down with sco.
blogged it in me blog
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:11,
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blogged it in me blog

mars is fantastic (a nasa pic from the surface of mars - you know, the planet)
and odd
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:03,
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and odd

it looks like it could be 3 feet or 30,000 feet above :-\
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:05,
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hammer the left + right arrow keys alternately to get speed, then press Space before the line to throw it.
Someone posted it earlier and my mate showed me this when he saw it, which I'm sure has been posted here before too.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:02,
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Someone posted it earlier and my mate showed me this when he saw it, which I'm sure has been posted here before too.

a night on the town with my friends was becoming a chore..
img11.photobucket.com/albums/v35/razorbladesmile/planning.jpg
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:49,
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img11.photobucket.com/albums/v35/razorbladesmile/planning.jpg

though we call her Lucy-Fur.
and yay to the linkied pic.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:55,
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and yay to the linkied pic.

you should drink a bottle of voddy before you even contemplate getting ready
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:57,
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develop leaders?
doesn't sound like my pub
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:00,
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doesn't sound like my pub

if that's what you thought.
However:
God,
Animation is hard. Please make it easier.
All the best,
friendlyfire.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:46,
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However:
God,
Animation is hard. Please make it easier.
All the best,
friendlyfire.

that reminded me, bizarrely, about Words & Pictures. magic pencil & such.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:45,
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arrived today.. with extra special sexy free badge. sexy tshirt and sexy badge!! brightened my day!
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42,
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and it's only just been dispatched
bloody slow banks
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:43,
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bloody slow banks

but only if my bit torrent has finished by the time i'm done in the bath
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:27,
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Been choosing new logos for my company! That and watching Being John Malkovich again.
also posted a few times down below!
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:30,
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also posted a few times down below!

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The first involved a being in a junkyard with my best mate and suddenly being aware that there was a car with a bomb in it. We had to keep climbing to get out of the blast radius. Then we were hunted by some evil chaps with guns and it all got a bit silly.
The second involved my front room being turned into a swimming pool. Not the hugest pool, but enough to get very wet in. The coffee table was full of pizzas too - some fresh, some half eaten. My ex was in the pool too, but he wouldn't come near me.
I've chatted to all the above with a mate of mine who's big on dreams. Quite interesting really, what he came up with.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:37,
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The second involved my front room being turned into a swimming pool. Not the hugest pool, but enough to get very wet in. The coffee table was full of pizzas too - some fresh, some half eaten. My ex was in the pool too, but he wouldn't come near me.
I've chatted to all the above with a mate of mine who's big on dreams. Quite interesting really, what he came up with.

it was really really unpleasent... incredibly graphic and quite a disturbing scenario
it's genuinely had me quite shaken up all day
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:39,
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it's genuinely had me quite shaken up all day

*hug*
You'll forget about it within the next few days.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:41,
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You'll forget about it within the next few days.

;)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:42,
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Was very freaky.
Having read the body of your link, I fell over on a gravel surface when I was about seven and took a huge chunk out of my knee. And I got gravel embedded in my hands. My knee was horrible, could see the bits moving inside.
But anyway Mr Lemony, you'll be absolutely fine. Just chill. You might have an incredibly sexy dream tonight, and you'll enjoy remembering that one all day!
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:46,
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Having read the body of your link, I fell over on a gravel surface when I was about seven and took a huge chunk out of my knee. And I got gravel embedded in my hands. My knee was horrible, could see the bits moving inside.
But anyway Mr Lemony, you'll be absolutely fine. Just chill. You might have an incredibly sexy dream tonight, and you'll enjoy remembering that one all day!

that my therapist fell asleep while I was telling him my dreams.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:39,
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but I'm only visiting this web-site for research purposes, honest!
edit/ has he impaled himself on his guitar?
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:28,
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edit/ has he impaled himself on his guitar?

....wait for it...
waaaaait...
O'Phile
(boom and furthermore boom)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:31,
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waaaaait...
O'Phile
(boom and furthermore boom)

hi, this is my latest java thingy if anyone wants to see it:

licky clicky
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:20,
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licky clicky

hopefully I could do some java stuff like that soon. God bless Uni education........and stuff
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:28,
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www.leeds.ac.uk/bms/research/muscle/mcg.php
and something down the board
b3ta.com/board/2830652
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:24,
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and something down the board
b3ta.com/board/2830652

the fallen madonna with the big but curiously obscured boobies?
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:21,
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well haveing seen an advert earlier i was inspired to do this..... well i thort it was funny....Munty Cints..lol

edit...cheers lemony.. hope this works better now
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:14,
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edit...cheers lemony.. hope this works better now

.. got lost in compression a bit... but did say extra strong cunty mints..
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19,
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Arty!
Woo! Yay! and indeed Houpla!
TJ:
What's all this about then?
GLM
rqmodau rqfadau rqmoson rqfason
rqmildil rqfildil rqmilsil rqfilsil
/WSFACTOR = consan 2 Polynomial dausup 2 Polynomial patunc 2 Polynomial
/METHOD = SSTYPE(3)
/CRITERIA = ALPHA(.05)
/WSDESIGN = consan dausup patunc consan*dausup consan*patunc dausup*patunc consan* dausup* patunc.
Anyone else had the misfortune to use SPSS??
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02,
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Woo! Yay! and indeed Houpla!
TJ:
What's all this about then?
GLM
rqmodau rqfadau rqmoson rqfason
rqmildil rqfildil rqmilsil rqfilsil
/WSFACTOR = consan 2 Polynomial dausup 2 Polynomial patunc 2 Polynomial
/METHOD = SSTYPE(3)
/CRITERIA = ALPHA(.05)
/WSDESIGN = consan dausup patunc consan*dausup consan*patunc dausup*patunc consan* dausup* patunc.
Anyone else had the misfortune to use SPSS??

for people that don't know what any of it mean
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:17,
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i think i should stop raging and goto sleep now - night all :)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:09,
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I sign back on for a bit and what do I find ?
An Am anim.
Woo. Try saying that fast.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:08,
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An Am anim.
Woo. Try saying that fast.

I have not been inebriated for approximately 21 days
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:12,
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alcohol hasn't passed my lips for over 2 weeks now, and the oh-so-cold-can of Guinness in my fridge keeps calling to me evry time I get some cheese
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:15,
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tongue
but i tried it 3 times b4 i gave up
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:11,
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but i tried it 3 times b4 i gave up

that sits in the corner with foil hats and talks to mice ?
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:15,
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just tired and emotional.
but i do talk to my adopted rabbit on a regular basis
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:17,
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but i do talk to my adopted rabbit on a regular basis

no harm meant.
And talking to pets/animals/inanimate objects is fine. I do it all the time........I have whole conversations out loud with myself sometimes too.
It's all fun. Well, the warden doesn't agree.......but hey.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19,
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And talking to pets/animals/inanimate objects is fine. I do it all the time........I have whole conversations out loud with myself sometimes too.
It's all fun. Well, the warden doesn't agree.......but hey.

knows all of my deepest darkest secrets.
he's a good keeper.
i know!
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:21,
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he's a good keeper.
i know!

as in Keyper ?
I think that's how they're spelt........they had this crap jingle too.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:22,
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I think that's how they're spelt........they had this crap jingle too.

goodnight. sleep well :)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:25,
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sleep tight and all that jazz.
Well, make sure Al Jolsen isn't there or owt else you'll be in for a loud sleepathon.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:27,
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Well, make sure Al Jolsen isn't there or owt else you'll be in for a loud sleepathon.

(i havn't said it in days)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03,
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I salute and "Woo" you sir..
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04,
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because my arms hurt what with the diptheria/tetanus/hepA/typhoid vaccinations and all
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:09,
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It seems to be stuck :(
Never mind.
Oh yeah I remember now I wrote it like that
damn damn damn
Lemony should be able to edit, though.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:08,
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Never mind.
Oh yeah I remember now I wrote it like that
damn damn damn
Lemony should be able to edit, though.
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