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# Thanks
To everyone who suggested Summer records. Nice.
Still no-where near filled my CD, but hey ho, will keep looking.
(sonicpeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)
# another suggestion
"late in the day" - supergrass.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)
# brilliant
I'm thinking of you, hear what I'm saying...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Yay
supergrass are ace. Could I also suggest:
'What went wrong (in your head)' and 'Jesus came from outta space'

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Cosmic Rough Riders - "Revolution in the Summertime"
or whatever it's called. Anything by them is good...
and Mint Royale - "Santango" (or anything by them, that's the only track name I could bring to mind!)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# Mint Royale are cracking,
gotta get the tape outta the car so I can actually listen to it!
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Woo!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# On the Ropes is aa great album
I forget about it for a while, then dig it out again, and it's always a pleasure to hear again.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Had thoroughly forgotten about it,
for about a year! Or since my car tape player broke.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Summer songs
B52s - love shack
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Gets annoying after the second play.
Was a party staple in my "youth". Probably still is, but I wouldn't know...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# He's not so cocky now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# ell
oh
ell
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# ar
oh
eff
ell
em
ay
oh
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)
# that
is quite outrageously good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Another cracker.
You, sir, are on top form.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Random Image Picker
Vastly improved (by reducing the numer of available words)
so that the two word option almost always gives results.
Try it here
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# i got salt draw
and found these ear socks with a strap to hold them on with.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# I got Paul + Pen
and got this.....


Isn't that Borat from Ali G ???!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite being a total cunt..


...Mick Hucknall always found time to visit his granny.
He's a good boy really.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# just found this pic
please tell me(i am new here)
is this pic only a gag? when i press read more, nothing happens
thx
Biggi
(Biggi, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 16:18, archived)
# Even Kermit
would have to kick this one out of bed

(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# i need
an image like this one
clicky but face on... Im a bit scared to trawl the web for fetish naked devil men... anyone want to look 4 me.. ill give you big hugs
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# got the linky wrong mate..
And, er, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# fixed
and oh
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I'll help
Hows this?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# or
this, this, this, this, this...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Joke (you probably already know)
What lives on a farm and has 3 legs?



Answer: The McCartneys
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# An amputee and his friend bump into each other at the bus stop.
Amputee: 'Hello mate!'
Mate: 'Alright pal, how ya gettin' on?'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# animal gallery
new window clicky

Hard to describe - but let's just say that this image is typical:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# urrrgh,
furries!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# I lived with a furry.
He was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Phwoarr!
I know I would. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# (Imho) That's a fantastic site.
My sorta shite. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# /me emails url to his home machine
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Erm...
Yes, I'm familiar with that site already. Most of the artists are cack, but there are some good 'uns on it.
(Glis, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)
# Reet. Lunch over.
Oi, Donthaveaclue! Put the kettle on mate.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# there are sooo many people
at my work who's names could be don'thaveaclue!
(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# same here.
I'm gonna buy them t-shirts with
"This way up" on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)
# I
have a t-shirt with that on..Fuck now I know why I was given it.
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah
ok... What you think I am yer bitch or something!

(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)
# to everyone who apparently thought i was terribly refined
arse
poo
soapytitwank.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# I think you
need to shout "CUNT" as well. Like I just did.
But with your voice.
Er.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# I've always wanted a soapy-tit-wank
but nobody has ever offered. I assume that was an offer Dr Phil ?
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# *ahem*
CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Ta
luv.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# was that directed at me ?
I'm hurt now :o(
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# of course not.
I would never intentionally offend anyone.
That was not an offer. I don't make them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# GASP
Dr Phil said Cunt..im shocked :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# cunty cunty
cunt cunt cunt CUNT cunt cunty cunt CUNT cunt cunt CUNT CUNT cunt

ooh dear i appear to have developed tourettes...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Wow..
I am beginning to like you now that you have sweary fucking disease :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# did you (cunt)
not (cunty) like me (cunt) before, then? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)
# course
i fucking did you silly daft fucking twat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# im deeply offended
...in fact i dont think i shall be speaking to such people whom use such dreadful fucking language!
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Fucking arseholes
the lot of em
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Who thought
you were refined?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# um,
fastcar and SadMike, I think. Foolish boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Blimey
they've been around for a while n'all.
You must give off some sort of posh girl aura or something.

Why did the above sound like an insult?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# I ain't refined
but i shore is classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# You shore is lady.
You wan' me to polsih dem shoes, classy dame?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# you can polsih shoes?
wowsa!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Yes
it brings them up in a nice sihne.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# introducing
Dr Phil Kitten, the rudest toffs-hat-guardian there ever was
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# You'll never
get a husband like that, young lady... now wash your mouth out with soap(ytitwank)

(Gah, now i'm doing it.)
(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# oh,
won't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# i would have thought that
soapytitwanks are the ideal way to get a husband.
(crazymum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# This board
seems to be fuelled by testosterone at the moment.
Its affecting everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# Not me...
.........(breasts)
oh bollocks!!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Wow!
Soapytitwank is my most favouritest word
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Completely off the subject...
but is your name Viz inspired? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Sophie Titwank?
Sounds like some sort of upper class celebrity it-girl.
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# maybe dr.phil
can look after her hat...:)
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I just had
to register that name!
(anyone want to buy it?!)
(soapytitwank, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# why do they feel the arrow is necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# I'm so glad I just restored my window from minimized.
What a wonderful sight...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Thats the
dogs bollocks that is.


I then kew.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# actually...
it's a vulva
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# Is it?
Great scott!
I had to lean closer to my screen for a better look...feel sick now, wan' go home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# That's why
they need the arrow then, 'cos I thought it was bollocks too.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)
# i am not an authority
on canine genitalia, despite what my name may imply...
(dognutz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I'm still tired ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I'm really
going to have make some jind of laughter gif.
anyway, for now

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Another good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# have one of my laughter gifs... Mr Nuts. Watch him guffaw.

yes. he IS laughing
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Are you sure
He's not sat on the bedpost?
Dirty bugger
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Yay! Mr. Nuts!
He was the inspiration for my kitten laughing on the evening mews style wooyay anim!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Some men watch too much TV
Others have really strange taste in women.
This guy scores on both counts
Oh, and here's a fine collection of images to help you get to hell just that little bit faster
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Yes but
he has a Phillipa Forester gallery.

She was to be mine, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Gallery
for everyone - even all the lovely women from Neighbours!!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Well
He likes just about everyone going - plenty to choose from guys!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I dunno,
there's many a lass on there that populated my boyhood fantasies...
Umm, should I just go?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# He's insane.
frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# he's quite insane yes
there are some nice ones in that collection of total munters.. (I mean silly bitch prozzie cokehead from enders??? - urrgh)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Apollo and Starbuck..
..couldn't understand how the evil Cylons
seemed to know all their top secret plans.

Could it be possible that there was a spy in their midst?

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)
# hehe
those crafty Cylons!
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# brazilain
fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# what have
they done?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# scored a goal
.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# brazilian
fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# GO BRASIL!
yeah
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# fuckers.
Mind you, the turkish can fuck off too.
Alright, so I like Brazilians and Turkish people. Just find footie dull. YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# we want brazil to win
its either them or germany who are going to win the world cup and i'd rather brazil did...
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# to be fair
as long as Germany don't win, it doesn't matter
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# *domesticated*
i've just done the dishes and cooked myself a lovely lunch of roast chicken fillets and rice, and now i'm off to eat it. byebye!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# undomesticated
damn now im hungry - and for some reason i want chicken and rice - oooh
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# arf!
It would appear that the people on popbitch are having an argument with people on the Urban75 boards. If you keep two windows open, you can refresh both and watch one lot pop on to the other board to say something offensive, then pop back to announce what they've done.

Is this the height of internet stupidity, or have I just sunk even deeper by feeling the need to post this on another messageboard?

crumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# check it out! now it's a threeway!
i have an uneasy feeling the ninterweb will implode if this continues.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# what's the URL
for urban 75?
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# i can post it
as long as you promise not to get involved. last thing we want is not one, but two boards-worth of nutters getting in the way of all the b3ta, erm, nutters.

it's quite interesting how defensive you get about your favourite board though. i expect i'd be quite arsy if someone slagged off b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# i won't mention b3ta
and probably won't get involved
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# sorry, am a bit paranoid....
the scuffle's on:
www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=6bc8c00a0b972fa96dc3b0ca5c49fb35&threadid=12385&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

I used to spend quite a bit of time on popbitch so maybe it's funnier seeing posters you recognise in the wrong place...
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# i don't have the skill...
or the time but surely this is bait...



bring pie? spong? glass c0ck?
(Phil not DS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# 'We have to stop these sick bastards'
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# "They
will surely go to hell for this"
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# This little fella's called headley


Any similarities with our one?
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Errgh
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahahah
f**king great.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# Damn
Giggling like a schoolgirl again!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
that is genius, special applause for playing with the focus
(Mattyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# that's horrific
and yet at the same time very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Woo
That just made me laugh out loud when my boss was asking me a serious question
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# I used to work in a shop
Selling those puppies.

Did I have the best job in the world, so what?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

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