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#
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:16, archived)
# We played with one of those
fire training things at work, great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:19, archived)
# ahh yes the fire trough
great for.. burning stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:20, archived)
# see the fun all depends on what
you fire into the flames
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Magnesium flakes
are the most fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:29, archived)
# that is
excellent
(_, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Jetson finally got those last 3 points on his licence....



Look, you can barely see the seams....
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Seams y'say?
Nope, don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
you might want to watch out with geocities as they have bandwidth limits, and b3ta will zap it in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:15, archived)
# i'm surprised it's lasted so long
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:16, archived)
# redexed
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:17, archived)
# heh
I`ve a squid proxy running here :) it`ll live for about a year, or until I fill the proxy and it gets pushed out

*adjusts specs*
*notices he`s not wearing specs*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Meh..
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:57, archived)
# woo! it`s like a suicidal Cap`n Biscuit
top stuff, Nev
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Take this evil looking yet rather trendy planet
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:58, archived)
# If you're happy and you know it
clap your hands.....
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:02, archived)
# mine's trendier
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# mmm,
Hob Nobs
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:09, archived)
# or a lovely Christmas pud
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:10, archived)
# Cardboard tube
WW2 Warship hull
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:11, archived)
# true
and i spent good minutes shopping it
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Or is it the top of a week old dead womans muff?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:13, archived)
# It must take fucking ages to go from city to city
Entirely Woo!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:59, archived)
# TURNIP MAN!
TURNING BLUE
HE HAS CITIES ON HIS FACE
AND SITS ATOP YOUR SHELVES!
It's a great theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:00, archived)
# This is a job for,
CAPTAIN
PLAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Mulleted blue superhero.
I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# shit,
i was going to say the same thing
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# hmm,
My future predictor works,,
Now for Rob Manuel, mwah ha ha ha ha
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:07, archived)
# too late
rob manuel has already been invented
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:13, archived)
# really?
Bugger, the randomiser in my TARDIS is playing up again.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:16, archived)
# that's quite nifty
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# cor, that's woo
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:05, archived)
# No they're SWAN filters.....

..... cos eveyone knows that swans give you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:55, archived)
# i should hope not...
menthol?! ouch
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# haha
i used to live with a girl that called them hamster tampons.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:21, archived)
# haha yes!
mouse tampons

i thought of that whilst at the uni bar about a week ago, and wondered if anyone else had thought of that joke
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you guess what it is yet?

Shortly before they cancelled it.
And now I'm going to get moleste drunk
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Eh?
You're going to get a huge drunk?
Are they expensive?
Do they need feeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:45, archived)
# They're ten a penny
in scottishland.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Ah
Will they eat whiskas?
Woo to pic BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Only if ts served in
a pitta bread.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:48, archived)
# ooh excellent
I think the missus is bringing back Chinese tonight

*tummy rumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:55, archived)
# How the hell
Do you get Chinese from pitta bread.
I don't see the connection
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:57, archived)
# ............. food?

just a wild guess!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Well I'm not gonna talk to you
Now that you're being all technical
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:02, archived)
# technical and friggin` hungry
I think I`ll have a ciggie

.. to smoke, not eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:04, archived)
# /Stops chewing ciggies
Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:06, archived)
# molester
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:47, archived)
# molestest
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:49, archived)
# molestgy bear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Yay! Pearoast time!

And now I am off to boff an alky.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Hell, now!
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:52, archived)
# haha
and good luck on your quest... just remember to double-bag it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:56, archived)
# In perfect timing for Easter
Jesus has appeared, through the medium of damp plaster, in the ceiling of my uni accomadation.

Behold!
*


Whoops, my bad. Sharing the Jesus love a little too much....
*Fading Jesus has been added for special effect
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:41, archived)
# SELL IT ON EBAY
LIKE THE JESUS TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ack bollocks
two threads to talk shite in now..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Like some bizzare parallel universe
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:48, archived)
# is one Australia?
or Merca?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Merca!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:52, archived)
# I`d make a pic but have just realised my new laptop (ooh hark at her) doesn`t have PS2, so can`t plug the mouse in
I`ll repost this then.. just for the sake of it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# What the hell is that?
And the guy holding it
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:53, archived)
# "that`s you, that is"
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:55, archived)
# We all know it isn't
I am much smaller and usually covered in excremrent
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:57, archived)
# but famous also ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Arf! I was waiting for that
Can I apply for my bandwagon license yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha knock yourself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:12, archived)
# /Applies
Everything is falling into place
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:15, archived)
# there was a story like that
in the guarian today (well, G2). pretty pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Here comes Bod

quick an dirty!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:39, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!

woo for dirty Bod
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Sick dude
He's gonna have some bad duvet rash.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Is the Pope a chav?

Quick and dirty but wanted to make joke now!

Sorry for bigness... in a hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:37, archived)
# arf!
He looks like a fucking malnourished 12 year old!!one!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:38, archived)
# fo shizzle
woo to the chav pope!
(Drunkendragon, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Just watchin Family Guy,
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:34, archived)
# /Searches dictionary
Ahh Threadwaste.
Wasting a thread by posting with no picture or link, just something pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Is there a word in Klingon for 'loneliness'?
/Searches dictionary

Ahh yes..

'Darrrr-Gath!'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:39, archived)
#
Thread·waste
n. pl. Thread·wastes
1. Something made up by stressed b3tans with low attention spans in order to get an excuse to shout at people
2. An error in sewing that causes large amount of thread to be lost needlessly: This dress would be more cost-effective if it wasn't for all the threadwastes.
(1, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:39, archived)
# ooh hark at grumpy pants
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:39, archived)
# I wouldn't mind
But he was calling me gay the other day and being a general twunt.
I'm persuing some petty internet vendetta
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:42, archived)
# but you are gay
just too young to admit it to yourself


*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:47, archived)
# You'd better run
I'm gonna bum you so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:49, archived)
# pfft
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# just the once?
/disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:57, archived)
# THRICE!!
Aha, didn't see that coming did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:59, archived)
# you have such a
pleasant name
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:13, archived)
# *wipes*
nope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Happy Easter!
Easter Crux

It's this freak's turn!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Hey its the Green Day bunny
the one that comes on before they play, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Time were hard in Moomin Valley.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:33, archived)
# ewww what`s that? a plate of abortions?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Blech
No it's just intestines if that makes it less gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:43, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud


and the pic, also, is woo.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Compo it shirley
The guy on the left is looking at the middle one's norks yes yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Norks
huhuhuhuhuh
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Are you threatening me?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:50, archived)
# *waves menacing duck*
Get him!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:51, archived)
# ARGH!
hahaha
/wets self
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:54, archived)
# first time in years
that i have used mario paint on the snes... and naturally this is the first thing i draw.



clicky for biggification
(I helped save b3ta! mayonessa, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:31, archived)
# LOL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Arf! I mean eew!
B3ta has clearly rotted your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:32, archived)
# true, that
i was going to add something about how b3ta stole my innocence, but i think that was implied. and i also think maybe i didn't have much to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! mayonessa, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:33, archived)
# It's done it to us all
When I was in college me and my friend made a goatse comic for some shitty english project.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:34, archived)
# beautiful
what kind of grade did you get on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mayonessa, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:35, archived)
# We weren't allowed to submit it
But by god it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:37, archived)
# When hummus runs away, go back to basics

Click for the FULL picture
The gallery:

More:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:16, archived)
# how random
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Hello deary
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:22, archived)
# moo
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:24, archived)
# What?!
That woman is a goddess!
Take it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Again, you are GOD!
Maximum kudos to you sir.
(Vega31, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:22, archived)
# yay!! the series
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:24, archived)
# I think it's time for a New World Order


So quick and dirty I should be ashamed!
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Where did it all go wrong?

compearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Topical, and compo related!
Woo to you!
And Yay!
(David S Green, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
# It was while watching something on the news about the trial
that I realised who plastic Jackson reminded me of.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:21, archived)
# arf!
that am woo. titter
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Pearoast!
We had the "it's Chaz not Moprh" debate before!!!

But again, it deserves a big woo yay and houpla, it's awesome!
(Vega31, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:17, archived)
# oops.
sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I wasn't complaining you hadn't said.
Don't think many people saw it first time, I think it was from the gayshift wasn't it? Months and months ago!
(Vega31, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:21, archived)
# I usually say if it's a repost.
It was from the start of the Jackson trial fuss in the news. Mostly I post while I'm at my desk at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Arf!
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Something I had to get out of my system


Its about someone i know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Warning
He may come here. If he does he will try and kill the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Bit o'naughty.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Pretty, though...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:11, archived)
# not sure what you did
but she has nice norks so its ok by me
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Shafted her
that's what i did.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:13, archived)
# looks a bit handicapped to me
....hope it isn't someone you know!

What have you done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Well
do you know anyone who is black and white except for their lips and hair?

Also had to photoshop myself out of the pic. I was just over hear shoulder.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
# sounds like micheal jackson to me
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I can't really tell it is black and white.
Maybe it's my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Handicapped you say?
*fwaps*
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:58, archived)

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