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[challenge entry] K K Kill me now
tasteless post
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)
# a real gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right
a real gangsta ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
cause real gangsta ass niggas don't start fights
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and now a word from the president
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
gettin voted into the white house
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)
# ...and another from the President
Fool me once...
shame on...
shame on you...
...
...
Fffool me won't get fooled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Our enemies still hate us...
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)
# It was just a dimwitted remark
in a speech. He forgot the silly adage.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# well, he shouldn't be misunderestimated
 
but enough of that.

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE GOAT.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# The goat
is an enema wrapped in an enigma
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# jolly good
 
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
Download msn now!
I'm not going to be around for much longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)
# it's going to take me a while (slow internet)
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Fair enough
I'll wait a little while
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)
# is it not something that can be emailed?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)
# It'd be much easier
And quicker to use msn
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)
# actually
at the rate this bloody thing is downloading, i think email would be quicker... but i'll leave it to you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
# right lads
there's no way it's going to finish downloading within an hour

my internet is slower than a slug. that i just poured salt all over.

sorry, perhaps tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Maybe too late
But hopefully.
Download it as soon as you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Woo
he certainly looks it.
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:23, archived)
# i had a goat that looked sort of like that.
named sugaree after the grateful dead song.

loved beer.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)
# good evening, sir!
any luck yet finding a new burrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)
# not yet
 
and my cats still don't like each other. Tried introducing them again last night, more fur flew.

heoi ano.

so, can anybody explain to me why Syncubus was calling himself an angry goat the other day?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)
# hahaha
by the way, thanks for attempting to get through to the "other Muu"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)
# You mean
this one?
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)
# hah, i wish
i don't even care anymore... i'm just not changing my name ever again

i really should have come to that resolution about a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)
# not baaaaaaaaaaaad!
WOO
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Hello!
He's an angry little goat isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Found something kinda like that huge zoomable photo thing that's been glasscocked to death
only this one's a birds eye view of birmingham and you can smoothly zoom/pan by mouse dragging.
www.xl3d.com/view2d/fullscreen.html

Further undeniable proof of how fecking awsome birmingham is.
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# you'd think they could do somewhere interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)
# There's three images
one's the globe
one's Birmingham
no idea what the other one was... it had a bridge, but no shark or helicopter
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)
# haha... "glasscocked to death"
what a great phrase
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)
# It's good to say
unfortunatley it's too painful and hazardous to be practical to solve real-world problems.
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
# If you zoom out enough
youll see its birmingham USA
(Neville Squamous, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with more hair!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# and thus,
more horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# BUTTHOLE SURFERS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Woooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)
# send me an mp3 and okay
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)
# pepper! pepper!
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)
# Sweat Loaf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)
# i went for birds
but i could probably send another if ssg wants to tickle schnurrs aural love spuds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)
# [wishes]
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
# god, if i could only stay on my chair long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)
# it's better to regret something you have done
than something you haven't done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)
# SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)
# RAWRK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# sometimes.
sometimes not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:40, archived)
# quality moobs
the hairy gutflap just makes the whole picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)
# haha, you're such a cunt
hence the source of your charm
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Pfft
Do you have msn?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# no sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Then download it
NOW!
I need to talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)
# pfft
how about AIM
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I took some pictures at school
Random black kid!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:57, archived)
# behold
the random negroid person in his natural habitat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# did you ask him how it feels to be a gangsta?

i bet it feels good.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# VERY good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# gangsta ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
some got killed in the past
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# But this gangsta here was a smart one
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:02, archived)
# started livin for the lord and i'll last
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Now all i gotta say to you wanna be, gonna be
pussy eatin, cocksuckin pranksters
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:04, archived)
# when the shit jumps off
what the fuck you gonna do?
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Damn
it feels good to be a gangsta
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# SUBLIME AGAIN!?
i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# no, i think the truth is,
that i hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:02, archived)
# at least i'm not playing the full 12 minute long versuion of meatloaf's
"i would do anything for love except that filthy thing which i won't tell you".



yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# what an overpowering song.
horrible.

if i had a radio station, i would be playing a 59 minute ambient jam right now.

oh man

or club d'elf.

the loosest of the neo-jazz fusion.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I'd listen.
to at least some of it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# like this then
nothing to do with me prolly doesnt work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i want meatloaf
although i would settle for butthole surfers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:04, archived)
# haha
man, i forgot about the butthole surfers. they're awesome.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# better than the fucking wanktastic Killers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# you can not say the killers are anything less than good.
actually, you probably could.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# ugh
they get on my nerves.

there's a style of music that the kids listen to these days.

and i call it "average."

tons of bands. maybe they sound slightly different from each other, but they're all in the style of "average."

i can't even name them all.

pavement, the pixies, apples in stereo, the killers, millions of other bands and more coming each day.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:09, archived)
# The Pixies aren't new.
but I'm sure you know that.

they influenced Kurt Cobain.

but you probably knew that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)
# average has been around for a long time.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)
# how can you possibly consider
 
the Pixies or Pavement to be 'average'?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# everyone will defend their own taste in music to the death.
they'll also berate any other style of music. and every style has hundreds of bands doing much the same thing. i for one care less for them. i know muffins are superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)
# i've just noticed
that they all seem to have a sound and feel that the kids these days are connecting with more and more.

(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:12, archived)
# damn these changes in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)
# nevertheless
the killers are used by vets to tranquilise small animals, they're that dull
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:15, archived)
# you can talk,
what with being the singer from keane.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# haha
it's uncanny.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)
# damn you all to hell



/now they really are "average"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# but will you agree
that many bands fit into the category you could call "average"?

for instance.

cake is (read: was) a great band.

their new album: average.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)
# haha
That is such a horrible name though
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hispanic mites for all!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)
# to say the first three sound alike is frankly bizarre
pavement split up some years back and the pixies only just reformed... hardly "kids... these days"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:12, archived)
# well maybe the bands aren't new
but the kids who listen to them listen to what i call "average."

i'm not very good at categorizing these bands as i don't listen much to them, but i know the style when i hear it.

just seems to be increasing in popularity is all i'm saying.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)
# i blame the decline of communism.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:15, archived)
# also
i should add, they're not bad.

bad would be all the terrible hardcore bands and all the annoying generic family friendly "post-hardcore" and "pop-punk" bands that all sound so similar to me.

(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# i might play meatloaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# and the butthole surfers?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Play more zeppelin
bitch
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# what you
mean more? i havent heard any yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
# damn.
indeed it may.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# He said it feels rather lovely
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# being a gangsta
or wot e as in is and?
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# what the blithering fucking fuck are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I am also wondering this
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# it was british
for

"what he has in his hand."

id est, his genitals.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)
# haha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)
# that reminds me,
when's that racist digestive coming back?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# everyone's favourite racist crumbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# I dont think he looks
random enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# nice pic.
going to bed for real this time.
night all.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:04, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# sleep well
idiot! :) niters!
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# interesting stockage
Untouched AP news foto that looks shopped...
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# suits me
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Quickly,
Quo it!
(Coca Hogg, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:55, archived)
# how odd.
and I hope all that winter shit stays out west.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# they live
in colorado - they get snow - they complain?

(that photo has to be shopped!)
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# KAZOO SOLO MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:57, archived)
# I'm not certain that this is shop-free
The shadows on the snow covered figures are much darker than the ambient light on the pedistal and tree.
Perhaps the contrast was overdeveloped chemically or something?
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Death of a Salesman
(Coca Hogg, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# nice ride
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# night all
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# night.
you should get faster bullets if you want to kill yourself though.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# you should get a faster cock
if you want to be more gay!
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# -gets a slower cock-
alright, that's better.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Maybe they have collosal mass
and therefore equally huge momentum despite their velocity.
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# uhhh
damn i dont wanna think about this
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# well you know...
-runs away-
-trips on rock-
-screams in slow motion as he is crushed by an enourmous bullet-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# the bullet is enormous
there is no escape.


jumping

is useless
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# the ballad of the flexible bullet
best story title ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# what was it about?
i probably read it.

a google tells me it's stephen king.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# it was about a writer who went insane
and his agent started going insane along with him
and seeing the little creatures the writer was seeing.

it was a good story.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# did they live in his typewriter?
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# yeah, something like that.
and at the end it turned out they were real.

which pissed me off. I thought it was a better
story not knowing for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)
# nite
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# PRIVATE VIEW !! Tue 12 April
You are welcome to come down to my private view on April 12 at 6.00pm - 9 pm at the Diorama 34 Osnaburgh St london NW1
Lots of fantastic painters and some decent wine for a change.

kidlateral

P.S. there's also a do on the 14th at the same time.
(kidlateral, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Cool
but I won't be in the UK then. Got some links to your work so I can see it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# By posting it on the net
didn't you just make it a public view?
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# This
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I prefer this
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# that is awesome.
and i love it too.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# It's not hard to do
it only took 10 mins, including the time taken to install flash.
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# gah, i'm struggling
muchly to make anything half decent on flash. i installed earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:50, archived)
# The way i did this was
make a blank animation of around 30 frames long and only one layer

convert all frames to individual blank frames

draw first frame

copy first frame and place after end

turn on onion skinning for the last 3-4 frames and about 5 frames ahead.

draw each frame with the brush a little ahead of where everything was in the last frame.

delete the last frame (so the animation doesn't double up on it when it loops)
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# i'm REALLY confused
but i'll give it a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# onionskin is an animator's best friend.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# I've only used it once
but i found it to be more of a lover.
(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# i hate when people say that.

just saying.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# you're so full of hate.
also, why haven't i seen Office Space before?
people keep telling me to, but i never get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:50, archived)
# it's worth it
just for the Michael Bolton character.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# oh god, MICHAEL BOLTON!
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# i told those fudgepackers i liked michael bolton's music.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# I loved that guy
I would marry him
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# i got my pistol point cocked
ready to lay shots nonstop until i see your monkey ass drop

and let your homies know who dun it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)
# i don't know why you haven't
it's a great film.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# i wanted answers,
not disrespect, foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Prob repost this later but as I've just found it:
Chinese take-away mischeif:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/takeaway.mp3

(meercat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:23, archived)
# radio anyone?
83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# goodnight then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# I need to figure out how to do 'net broadcasting
so I can torture people worldwide with my taste in music.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# i wish i had some taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# so do i
this sounds fuck all like spanish flea
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# sublime
id say you have good taste in music but then i
say things that arent true sometimes and its
dificult to know whats good and bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# and all i gotta say to you wanna be gonna be cock suckin' pussy eatin' pranksters
is when the fry dives down, what the fuck you gonna do

damn it feels good to be a gangsta
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# good song...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# i LOVE that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# play it, nigga

www.nonieonline.com/OfficeSpaceWAV/Gangster.mp3
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# i've already got it,
but i'll never find it, so i'll just download yours!
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# thanks, i'm awesome.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# is your band gonna cover that song?
you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# we're going to do one verse during a classic rap medley
i'ma spit it.

we'll probably get the show recorded and uploaded, so IDC can go international.

so now i got the world swinging from my nuts
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# awesome
I can show it off to people I know and tell them I'm your #1 groupie
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# we actually have some bigger local groupies
but you can be our farthest groupie
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# yay!
*struts*

IDC groupiez in the Midwest, reprezent yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# AWESOME SONG!
altho i am white as can be so i cant really admit it
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# i'm white,
but my great grandad was the not gay kray twin, so i think i might play it shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# you should do the radio thing.
play sexy fresh beats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# i don't know how, and also people would get really bored with me.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# you can just feed your genius through me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# naaahhh
just play everything in your jams collection, if people don't like it, fuck 'em and feed 'em fish

or phish, as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# i'm ashamed to say i know that song.
i hate rap and therefore that song is the suck.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I don't know the song
But Rap sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# not all of it
actually I do like a bit of rap
it's like any other musical genre, there are good examples and bad examples.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:50, archived)
# name an example of a good example of rap.
if i agree, i will give you all of my money and possessions.
if i disagree, you lose.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# thank you.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# But you hate stairway
/points accusingly
/sticks fingers in ears
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# aw come on
there's plenty more Zep that I do like.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Maybe so
But it's the classic
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Incorrect
That would be Kashmir.
(Somerreign, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# stairway is 100 times more classic than kashmir.
both are awesome, however.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Yep
I love Kashmir but Stairway is undeniably the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# exactly.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Kashmir is a better song, by an order of magnitude
but Stairway is more integral to our culture, due to repeated airplay, so you may be right, there.

And if you have to review yur entire life when you die, do you know how many more times you're going to have to hear Hotel California?
(Somerreign, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Nah
It's gonna be "the rover" for my life
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# ? *feels less hip*
I'm going to get to hear My Bloody Valentine's abum "Loveless" well over a thousand more times!
(Somerreign, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# whaaaaa????
question mark. question mark.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# cool every time i come on there is this radio thingy
thanys mr goblin
edit : i just blasted the house with loud music at 2:37am ...i had my earphones on so i didnt know i also had the sterio up full whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# you must always be here
when i can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# but sometimes you cant sleep
during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# true.
how confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# that dog horse one rocks
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:57, archived)
# That's pretty funny.
It reminds me of 'You kicked my dog!'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# "spews soda everywhere"
woo nderful!!!
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:16, archived)
# whee!
a...yellow thing.
but it's a neat yellow thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:19, archived)
# that's beautiful.
and very very excellent. woo.
and on ths fluffy note, i go to bed.
good night all.
/edit: never mind. i'm back.
/edit: /edit: now i go for real
night again.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Woo!
water fun!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Yay!
CHIX! in water!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Nighta!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:59, archived)
# night.
i have sand in my zipper.
now i can't unzip it. and when i do, i can't zip it again.

i guess i brought this on myself, wanking in the sand behind my house, eh?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:00, archived)
# haha
reminds me of one thing I don't like about swimming in the ocean: you end up finding sand in places where you don't want to find ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# hahahahaha.
how informative.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# G'NIGHT
/Cums
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:02, archived)
# pffft
JIZZ BOMB!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# That's what the ladies call me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# queen bc?
(emphasis on queen)
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage, Clergy!


Part of;
www.dekionplexis.com/CleavageCleavageCleavageClergy.html

Which is part of;
www.dekionplexis.com/TheElevator.html
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# cleavage is fucking awesome.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# cleavage fucking is awesome.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:00, archived)
# man, some rice krispies sound good right about now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Mmmmm, mmmmm.
Mammaries.

Norks!
Norks!
Norks!


Edit: This bit is highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:04, archived)
# this is better
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:06, archived)
# awwww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# and this


(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:09, archived)
# watch those speedos go!
I don't think they are speedos, actually...but
it sounded good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:10, archived)
# sounds good here!
please feel free to use these when there's an overload of t&a on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:14, archived)
# may have to take you up on that ;)
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:17, archived)
#
they're on msn so go wild!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:46, archived)
# i have evil faces on the backs of my knees too.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:50, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:52, archived)
# SATAN!!!
*crucifies self*

oops, that should have been crosses self.

ow. ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Subtle quoage too
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:55, archived)
# where
i see no quo
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:59, archived)
# It's like a reverse quo
See top right, and then the legs.
Maybe it's just me
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:01, archived)
# wtf
you take too much whatever your taking! i see no quo
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:02, archived)
# It's not the actual quo
But I noticed it.
I guess nobody else does
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:03, archived)
# no
no one else notices, your just suck at life you worthless guy who see's things! kidding, but i still see no quo
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# i see what you're talking about.
but i wouldn't have thought of quo without you mentioning it first.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# i look like a complete dumbass
im like turing my head every direction trying to find this hidding quo

still cant see it
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# o wait!!!
are you just saying the legs look like the quo from behind?! wow that sounded bad
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:08, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
And the blue coat at the top right
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:10, archived)
# SHIT!
i are dumb
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:11, archived)
# hahahahaha.
it's not as complicated as you're assuming it is.
yeah it's just the legs and how they are like...being.
but now i get to laugh at you and say, "hahahahahahaha." (that's me laughing) "an idiot understands this better than you." endquote.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:11, archived)
# startquote
fuck you biotch! endquote kidding
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:13, archived)
# what?
what kind of a shitfucking asscrank says startquote?
-points at you-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:15, archived)
# what type of fuck screws his mom in the ass
points at your dad and you! QED
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:16, archived)
# no remarks to that one eh?
i just won thank you very much
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:19, archived)
# you're welcome.
also, you responded to your pwn post, making you more of a shitfucking asscrank than me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:20, archived)
# true true
but it was just to prove that a beat you bitch
(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:22, archived)
# it might be somebody's all gay.
but it's not my all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Hey baby
It's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:49, archived)
# it is?
a lost-and-found for gay, whaddaya know.
I figured b3ta had to be good for something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:53, archived)
# I have big news
Wanna talk?
Ms Ship has gone to bed and I'm all alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:56, archived)
# that is teh
appropriable repli-woo-cation
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Do some more of the accidents-caused-by-ghosts.
Those were great.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:44, archived)
# PSF.
There is no substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:46, archived)
# ho shaz!
havn't seen you in a while, friend. how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:50, archived)
# a bit too late to be topical but never mind...
(thisismyclone, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:34, archived)
# Yes!
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:38, archived)
# Woo too that
And smarties am yay!
(JamesG, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# yay for topicality !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Haha yay!
You're on a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Woo
a tubular tube too

they wanna make them hexagonal..the travesty...
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:54, archived)
# on the note i cant get my name back still but i have got sumit close i will say
nanite



(a year without a true pecker =( )
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Looks like you've had your name nicked too
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:32, archived)
# over a year ago
a noob signed up and did it. wanker

wanker

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:34, archived)
# About 2 weeks ago
Brwon cow and King Brown cow were stolen.
The cunt'll never use the accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:35, archived)
# damn.
that sucks.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# i can get pep to get them back for us
remind me 2moro
im just to lazy to remeber

gone
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:37, archived)
# someone took SirSandGoblin too.
a long long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:40, archived)
# what a cunt.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
# boo for stealing names
but woo for awesome trippy things.
this is the awesomest thing i have ever seen:
www.ebaumsworld.com/jeopardyninja.html
probably gc but slow board. don't care.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Do you have msn
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# nope.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:37, archived)
# that fucking sucks.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Ninjas are totally sweet.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# thats superb
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:46, archived)
# fantastically done
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:51, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Ilove all these things
they make great emoticons for messenger..
yes, i have too much time on my hands.
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:57, archived)
# Multitab'o'ramamungus

(vestfest, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:26, archived)
# omg i cant believe that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:28, archived)
# 'tis weak, 'tis badly executed, 'tis too big
I am proud
(vestfest, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)
# They'd better not be
'The hands'
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)
# There is a hint of, eh, 'Marmite' off them
..
(vestfest, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:33, archived)

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