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[challenge entry] Space Monkees


I've got the whole idea of this compo horribly wrong, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
# pfffft!
Uhura is scaring me for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# it's cos you somehow fancy her
/him
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)
# those huge thighs
phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# teh donation icon hats
they keep changing!


Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)
# yep I need to make some more think I'll do that this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)
# automated
or just pure effort in the changy every time stakes?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Gotta confess
it was Micky Dolenz's afro in the original pic what gave me the idea. Mind you, I added to it slightly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)
# ah, it's good thinking
I loike
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Yep i'm threadjacking again but i need help.....
...ive finished my gif and exported it but its seven meg!!! dont really wanna lower the resolution, how can i optimise it?
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# This one time I'll help you
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:35, archived)
# cheers
man

edit: its dead link.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Here then
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)
# thanks,
thought you were being awkward then, nice one man.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)
# the cow is
good ~ the cow is wise
if a brown cow crosses your path...
follow it to see an adventure.
(Jogolo, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# seven meg is fine on the board
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)
# That is beautiful.
You are win.
(Tetsuo, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)
# If only he hadn't been fortuitously glued to the floor...


he would have stood a chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# he he
looks like he gona get cut up by mummy
(I helped save b3ta! ITS A CNUTING READING!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# And daddy's gonna enjoy it...
.... that is all.
(David S Green, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Insert a pair of decks..
and swap the knife for a whistle and it's a whole different atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)
# hehe stab him hard
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Just saw this out the window...


now that`s what I call... buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)
# .
Should think he'd be Exhausted after that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# yeah really tyred out
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# he`s on a low carburettor diet
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# nice motor
how much did you shell out for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# oh christ!

... but in seriousness... it`s the missus`s - I think she paid a couple of grand for it. It`s a 1970 model, and had three of the original tyres, and 30000 miles on the clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
# good god
i bet those tires were well worn
you should pimp it out ala boys in the hood
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# not really!
I think the previous owner kept it in a garage for 20 odd years or something

.. it`s called "Snot" by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# aye
kept it in the garage while he took a drill to the clock
why do you call it snot? snot working anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
she called it Snot, cos it was green

... female logic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)
# be thankful
the car isnt brown!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Sounds a bargain.
It's the rare 8 spot variety too. And how much for the car?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# engin(e)ius he'll lose weight that way
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
# *hits your shoulder*
slugbug!
(Afflatus, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Woo
Teh punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# beetles?
My dog squashes beetles

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
he`s only playing
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)
# teh quo made him do it
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Has anyone else got into
a habit of searching for the quo in every picture on b3ta. Or is it just me..........
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha!

ironically, the car belongs to Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)
# no reason
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Backwards!
Eventually it'll wear right through the vinyl...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# woo!
I wonder if Koit`ll ever do more b3ta songs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# "shniddapp...shhhuuuurp shhhhhuuuuuurop shhhuuuuuuurp
SATAN IS KING SATAN IS KING"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)
# That's no spoon/there is no moon


Bindun?

Edit: Slooooow eh?
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# hehehehe
sensible people are down teh pub :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Grandma, how little your responces are!
All the better to REPOST YOU WITH!
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)
# wooyay.net up for grabs
Hello one and all of the Woo/Yay collective.

I registered the domain name wooyay.net ages ago with the intent of doming something witty with it, but alas it never happened.

So I've decided to flog it on eBay and if a b3tan wins it I will donate some money to b3ta.

The item can be found at cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5767408469

Happy bidding, and do tell anyone that might be interested about it.

p.s. I have cleared this ad with the Gaffers.
(simplypeachy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# you asked Bill Maynard?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Of course
And he said that if it's at less than ten bob in the last hour, call him and he'd bid his dog.
(simplypeachy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Student Politics
Some SUPERB shoppery here:

www.geocities.com/votebrodie2005/Posters.html

kind of...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:05, archived)
# No worky worky.
Too bad.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)
# tis a shame - works for me.
the churchill one was SEAMLESS
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Exceeded its allocated data transfer.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
# jaysus
oh well. let me do summat about that...




(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)
# *groan*
but you can have a woo until the men in white coats come to take you away
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# I´m a BIG MAN!
(mayhem.burn, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Really?
*gets out tape measure*

Nice anim, btw :-)
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# It's great
but theres just one frame where its not in your hand
WOO YAY!
(I Want Billy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Jum
I see the frame xD I go to fix this later, like other year xD.
(mayhem.burn, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's chuffing ace, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Pulp Alien Madness!!one1!!!

Click for big.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Most
woo :)
(Crampon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# noize.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# That guy probably gets all the
alien girls.
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
# BEWARE
THE ALIEN IS A ALIEN
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Mr Duck 11
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# ducks cant drive trucks.
-slaps you-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Its a
car so he can
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# well they can't drive cars that look like trucks.
if no one but me thinks it looks like a truck, then you win. but if any one person agrees, i get the deed to your house and a shag with your mum.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Looks like
a magical hover vehicle to me
(Crampon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
#
i'd say it's more of a green levitation device with at least one tyre on the ground underneath
(spazdor, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] .

Click to biggererize
(I Want Billy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
#
FANTASTIC!
(they built ships that sank, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha.
beautiful.
/edit: GOATSEFACE
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# i've just shat myself
winner
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Chimp Heston?
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(WiggZ, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
That, sir, is great.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry to interrupt you
but it's no moonkey
(Restoration Dept., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# It's micky mouse!
yay!!!

full b3ta jacket songtime anyone?
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# That's no...
errr. what you said...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# should be
sickey mouse then
(Restoration Dept., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I HAVE ICE CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# shit
i'm going to bed before this becomes a conflict that is completely out of control and...

*spots a crossbred mongoose and marmoset*

err...
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# that's no water
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Adventures of…




Click for random bigness
(Crampon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# woo
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# wow
thats pretty random
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Norks!
Also, woo :-)
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# if I had bigger norks,
I think I'd be random girl
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because it uses the word "random" to mean "surreal". Stay with that zeitgeist people.
(Hazhar, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# The choth?


A dirty interpretation of an earlier conversation
(fred dibnah saved my life, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Aaaagh!
*launches multiple bovines at it*
BACK!! BACK I SAY!
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# STOP DOING THAT!
/Fumes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Look
I made this cow launching cannon (with patented cow loading action!)... what do you expect me to do with it?
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Change the mechanism
So it fires pretentious snobs
/Hands Schnurr
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# i'm
not sure bovine would like to be launched at it - but if he is close to hand...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Love the eyes
love the lips. Never understood the white face paint.

/edit: really love the lips!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# or the
ghav??
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# AAAARGH THE DOUBLE TEENAGE SUBCULTURE
this concentration of pure conformism is surely enough to create a black hole that will DESTROY US ALL.
(1, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# If that was possible
we'd all be dead long ago thanks to the stupid scientologists.
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# THANK YOU.
for blaming the scientologists for me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# would you
please stop trying to be ssg
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# By trying to conform to nothing
you're conforming. There are very few original ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# how about forgetting about the whole thing
and doing what you like. It's not like many people do that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Stop being a bloody nonconformist!
We can't categorize you properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I get that alot
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# You're in my top-ten list of favorite b3tans.
I'd be hard-pressed to list them, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
#
"you laugh because i'm different, i laugh because you're all the same.
oh..."
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Evenin' all
Here's a nice pic I did this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# THANK GOD!
I don't have to feed the fucker now
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# .
Feeling low on milk, Brown Cow?
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Always sucking my udders!
He never bloody stops
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# You know you love it...

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# I do
But he's teething. It can bloody hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Fairy nuff.
The boards are entirely justified then.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# A quick trip to Ikea
can solve the problem, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Sure can
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
this is the pun
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Chester finally figured out the meaning of "zero gravity..."
...and he didn't like it...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
...not one bit!
pretend you haven't seen it! i mean....ahem...yeesss...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# wasn't this down below?
with lots of comments and stuff?
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# no.
no it wasn't.




i changed the background and stabbed my monitor out of anger...killing the old...er...i mean nonexistant post...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Sssssh!
I have never seen this anim before, with a different background and a strange outline trailing effect...
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# see?
never happened. NEVER.....HAPPENED....


/mafia
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# What next boss?
/henchman
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# tacos!
i demand hundreds and hundreds of tacos!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Right away boss!
*launches novel taco based protection racket campaign against local shopkeepers*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# what happened to all the great effects?!
tis lully all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# heheh
monkey poo.

very nice miss F
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# it's still ace!!
incidentally, have you seen your drawing twin www.b3ta.com/board/4505226
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# ga!
scary!

bwahahaha! soon, we will take over the world!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# anti-gravity, eh?

from last night.
/edit: woo!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Woo
Again. I was thinking about Ozzfest today. Maybe I can save enough cash for a trip to America
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# re-he-healy.
-waggles eyebrows like ace ventura-
-talks out of own buttocks-
well that would be smashing.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# ... i see, goat seas
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Every day is ass-hatable
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# The stuff that comes into my head at work

Any resemblance between the above animation and this story is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Woo
Genie Arse.
(Seaneeboy, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)

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