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# When the peecees in work broke..
my childhood memories of McGuyver saved the day

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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:00, archived)
# heh
how resourceful...
but mcguyver could do it with some leave sticks and a pocketknife.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)
# and chewing gum without spit!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:11, archived)
# well if it had spit
how could he get broadband?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:12, archived)
# haha
yay for the Alcatel speedfrog

nice modem that
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:41, archived)
# They are teh evil and shite!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Juicy Lucy? (Sorry.)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:53, archived)
# christ! don`t tell me that picture became a flippin` bandwagon
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Hey..
I said I was sorry.

And I am, indeed. Very sorry.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:51, archived)
# O well
 
Off to the pub, then.




..catch yous next week!
 
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:21, archived)
# later, 'gator.
meeee-ow.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:23, archived)
# NEZXT WEEK?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] For the Compo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:14, archived)
# groanage,
but spot on - woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:16, archived)
# alternately...
...he could be in a body bag and fantasizing about the coroner.

then again, i'm just projecting my fantasies now.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:18, archived)
# I think the only valid fantasy in a bodybag
would be one of life after death no?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:20, archived)
# i still stand by mine.
a few years back i was in an antique shop and the owner, an acquaintance of mine, showed me an old autopsy table. if i'd had a spare $8000.00 i would have jumped at it.

imagine the sex you could get up to on that thing. and it has a shower nozzle and a drain!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:23, archived)
# arrgghhhh
mindpiss and a host of other bodily fluids!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:28, archived)
# That ^^
is excellent.

Woo!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:54, archived)
# Good one!
These modern games/young people today/etc! Tsk!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Yoink!
 


(original by uphilldownhill)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:03, archived)
# ahhaha!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:04, archived)
# I hope that was worth it.
 
Still, my new optimising technique seems to work.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:05, archived)
# Whats the techniqe?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:06, archived)
# Meh...
 
If I had imageready it would be easy and take a fraction of the time.

...but I animate things manually with image composer and MS gif animator.

What I'm trying now (when necessary) is to cut transparent holes out of the frames to lower the file sizes, while still masking the previous frame.

I tried this years ago but I fucked it up... it seems to work with hard edges, though.

Damn fiddly business.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:09, archived)
# I just found to cheezits stuck to each other.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:11, archived)
# Score!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:12, archived)
# Hellz yes!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:13, archived)
# fiddly yes,
but your end result is worth it - woo & yay!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:15, archived)
# Woo for furtive
and "old skool" shennanigans!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:06, archived)
# heh.
that bear's a bastard.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:08, archived)
# Arf!
Good anim of the original. Woo! Wheee! Yay! Crunch!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:12, archived)
# i just noticed something.
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i don't like round numbers.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:02, archived)
# heheh
 
Once again, less disturbing than the original image.

woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:04, archived)
# nope.
more disturbing. that's my face.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:07, archived)
# I know it is, silly.
 
You're not hideous like he is!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:10, archived)
# lies.
i'm up to 109 kilos. i'm a great, fat monster now.

*weeps*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:14, archived)
# Congrratumolestations!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:05, archived)
# thanks.
*goes back to molesting self*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:09, archived)
# Submarine
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:02, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:04, archived)
# that's great!
what program did you use?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:05, archived)
# ms paint
and nearly half a box of fucking crayons
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:56, archived)
# Sweet.
 
...is it for a game?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:06, archived)
# can't be
it's not LOW POLY enough
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:55, archived)
# submarine...
...or anal probe?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:06, archived)
# I don't like the look of that pointy bit on top, then.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:11, archived)
# it's there for his/her pleasure, though.
and it glows red, masking the inevitable bleeding.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:13, archived)
# Oi you!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:58, archived)
# pfffft!
 
He's a coy one.
 
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:59, archived)
# she's not my type.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:06, archived)
# Teeth like a fucking horse.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:11, archived)
# *
she could eat a cob of corn through a picket fence.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:15, archived)
# A pic I took of a building in San Francisco
Not shopped
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hmmm Im wondering if this is a canabis club or not
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:42, archived)
# i hope you stole a cherub.
or are they seraphim? i can't sort these things out any more.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:45, archived)
# From my knowlege on the subject is that
Cherubim has 4 wings. Seraphim have 6 wings
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:59, archived)
# stupid fucking insects.
i was never very good at phrenology.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:03, archived)
# Hehe!
Spark that thing!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:45, archived)
# the names Bong
.....James Bong!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Boarde is slowe. I am sad. see illistatione.
AHH!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:20, archived)
# Yeah
 
I'm just working on something.

I'll post it soon.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:25, archived)
# liar, you're just masturbating.
like the rest of us.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:27, archived)
# true that
*repositions*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:30, archived)
# what's your porn of choice?
here's mine.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:37, archived)
# What is it.
The URL sounds gross.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:38, archived)
# just click and enjoy.
you know you want to....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:40, archived)
# It it anything like lemonparty?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:41, archived)
# it's exactly like tubgirl, but with a monkey...
...and a giant moth.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:42, archived)
# I should rwright a new comic or something.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:30, archived)
# YAY. THISE MAWKS ME HAPP-E I SHALL DANCE
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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:28, archived)
# thanks for explaining.
i thought you were having a seizure.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:30, archived)
# I wish abandonship was here.
/crys.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:33, archived)
# I wish I was at the Zoo!

/Still colourizing old Punch pics
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:36, archived)
# This is great.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:37, archived)
# Or how about a political one?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:42, archived)
# frighteningly, it's still topical.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:43, archived)
# Yep, that's why I had pulled it out.
*blushes and puts it back*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:47, archived)
# if you keep pulling it out...
...you're going to get asked out on a date.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:50, archived)
# i wish i had a cock like a giraffe's neck.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:38, archived)
# all spotted, and with a great chewing head at the end....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:46, archived)
# and those antler things on the end?
man, the chicks would love it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)
# I don't even know if it'll be any good.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:56, archived)
# Your work is always great.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:58, archived)
# Yeah baby.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:54, archived)
# i pray to all the gods i don't believe in...
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...that i might have introduced a meme.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:26, archived)
# Carrott Topp, semi-nude.
 
I seriously hope not...!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:31, archived)
# ..and what's up with those nipples?
 
do all bodybuilders have teeny little nips like that?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:32, archived)
# no.
i've seen some with nips the size of york peppermint patties.

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:41, archived)
# at least i can understand this one.
this beattie person and wogan are incomprehensible to me.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:39, archived)
# Saw the source pic...
...and had to do something.

For some reason this smug guy with the unfortunate facial hair makes me giggle. Probably just me.

However, there's really no getting around the unfortunate fact that any shoppage done to the source pic makes it less bizarre and unsettling.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:57, archived)
# Definitely.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:01, archived)
# too true.
that's the problem i had -- no matter whose head i stuck on it, he wound up looking more normal.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Faster!
The fucking thing is gaining on us!

Came to me while playing Jezzball last night.
It was funny as hell then.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:34, archived)
# Ah Jezzball.
 
How well I remember the day we christened one of our casual staff, "Rosemary, Queen of Jezzball".

He took it fairly well.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:39, archived)
# ANIMATEDE BLACKMANE!
Image hostede bye Photobucket.come
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:06, archived)
# OH NOES!111
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:10, archived)
# I dont get it
help me to understand
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:03, archived)
# Ah,
Famegusta
(, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:44, archived)
# Jezzball was awesome
Came on the same Windows mouse driver disk as Ski Free if memory serves.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:27, archived)
# .
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:29, archived)
# so i sez to tom, lol!!!!11111 and he was like omgwtf?!?!?!?!!11

pearoast from lesser days
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:04, archived)
# Make it a little bigger.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:06, archived)
# Heyah.
 
Seen what you've done to us?

: D
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:39, archived)
# hahah!
I am great.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:07, archived)
# heh cool
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:07, archived)
# ahahah fuck that's hilarious
yeah...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:07, archived)
# haha
silly


i'm off to bed, farewell everyone!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:24, archived)
# *waves hanky*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:39, archived)
# repent!
you know it's true

(not shopped, not mine but important)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:05, archived)
# The Butlerian Jihad is starting early.
And to the asshat shown a hearty; "Suck my hairy bag you old trout!!!"
/PS: Thx for posting that.

edit: Expanding on my point
--Reverse logic of that sort only adds to the problem.
The idiots and fundies can't do logic forwards.
So how the hell does she expect them to work it out backwards!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:20, archived)
# In case the rainbow flag didn't clue you in
 
her sign's ironic...

www.myage.us/site/link.htm

She may yet suck your hairy bag, however.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:26, archived)
# *contemplates modding work PC with the legend, HOMO'S DEVIL MACHINE*
 
*and horns*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
with rainbow colour scheme?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:31, archived)
# and sequins.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:37, archived)
# Bloody Ricers!!!
Next step glowing fans?
/tho I kinda like the idea of sequins.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:53, archived)
# I'ts true
it is the homo's devil machine!!

[Turing was thrown out of GCHQ because the Americans considered all Homosexuals Communists and would not work with British intelligence while he was still there!]
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:01, archived)
# 100% fact.. the bastards.
The Reg on too little too late. In fact, Turing's homosexuality had already cost him a secret post with with Bletchley's successor
- GCHQ. In the chilly Cold War climate of 1948, his sexual orientation resulted in the loss of his security clearance.
Left out in the cold, he bitterly resented his treatment at the hands of the security services, who continued to harrass him sporadically.
In 1953, he was visited by police apparently looking for a Norwegian who had visited him -
an incident widely believed to have been state-security inspired.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:14, archived)
# My Great Aunt worked at Bletchly during the war
and she was convinced he did not "commit suicide".

I suppose, the risk of having a genious like him outside the intelligence community was too risky, and the Americans would not let him in.
So what options are left?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 8:28, archived)
# I was expanding/editing on it as you posted
Irony is lost on idiots. *And* only fools expect it to work on the idiots.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:32, archived)
# Very true.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:42, archived)
# you stand up
for what you stand up for!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:31, archived)
# *Stands*
*sits*

*gets up again*

*dances for a bit*

*sits to drink my coffee*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:36, archived)
# Get up, stand up!
 
Don't give up the fight.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:05, archived)
# god you fucking rule
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:07, archived)
# g'day gronk
up for the next brisb3ta bash?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 5:05, archived)
# Fantastic.
hahaha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:08, archived)
# i find your abstraction
hilarious and though-provoking...

well done once again sir.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:09, archived)
# Ah, that crisp, clean taste.
 
PANTSEATFLYER!
 
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Hey
You're back!


Yaaaay i forgot all about you, but didn't your pictures used to always have the same old image in them somewhere?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:10, archived)
# MK Ultra
Better living through chemistry. And all that jazz.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 6:30, archived)
# ho ho ho
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:22, archived)
# why would you buy jokes?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:23, archived)
# why wouldn't you??
joke books sell better than the bible.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:28, archived)
# because it's pointless with the internet.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:28, archived)
# You're no fun
are you?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:30, archived)
# not really, no
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:30, archived)
# wine
is not good.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I tried to warn you
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:33, archived)
# i know,
I should go to bed. The fact that you are naked in either my MSN window, or my mind (i can't work our which) stops me,
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:40, archived)
# *looks at clothing*
yeah, I'm gonna say it's not the MSN window...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:43, archived)
# so
you are hallucinating clothes again?

ever read the emperor's new clothes?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Yes.
but I can see these. For reals.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:51, archived)
# really?
they weren't in the pic you just sent me! or did I dream it......
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:52, archived)
# You dreamt it, you drunken fool
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:53, archived)
# bugger...
and there was me about to wank till I bled.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:55, archived)
# i think she saved you some pain
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:56, archived)
# true.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i just had
a bad glass of wine
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:36, archived)
# ill just find the person who buys them
then ask to hear a few jokes
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:26, archived)
# i'm packing for uni right now
and most likely will be b3taless for the next couple of weeks.

have a farewell beattie; it won't be the same without you guys!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:11, archived)
# hehehe
it always depresses me to be reminded how young you are :(

Good luck at uni.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:13, archived)
# oh yeah, because you're some ancient...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:15, archived)
# no
but he's doing alot more at 18 than I am at 21. Reminds me I could technically being making lovely animations too.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:18, archived)
# animate! animate like the wind!
*misses point*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:26, archived)
# i was once convinced b3ta was mainly comprised of 30 year old men with long hair
not knocking 30 year old men with long hair, they're awesome; but i know how you feel, i'm 18 and I feel old seeing my younger friends start their senior year of high school. it IS depressing to see life go on...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:37, archived)
# well, I'm nearly thirty
with no hair. And I call you uncle muu. Now I am worried.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I've had short hair for nearly two years now, thank you!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:53, archived)
# That's
so the grey doesn't show up as much, huh?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:31, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 7:57, archived)
# no, it's not that
just a sudden realization of laziness.

I don't feel old or anything. Though I often do feel time slipping away from me.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:58, archived)
# I've packed everything except for socks
they mock me.

And this is great- woo yay!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:14, archived)
# *tags*
;-)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:34, archived)
# hahaha, I'd forgotten!
*chases*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:35, archived)
# i still have one more year
before i go anywhere

grrr...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:17, archived)
# your last year will blow by incredibly fast
don't rush things! believe me...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:34, archived)
# i hope so
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:35, archived)
# I had the same mentality
and feel as though I missed things
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:37, archived)
# naaah
ive done everything, i wont miss anything
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:40, archived)
# it went by fast for me
mainly because of the senior class play, and my general dislike for most of my class.

oh well
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:41, archived)
# senior class play?
and i dont like my school or class
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:42, archived)
# I was the same way
but miss them...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:43, archived)
# im too excited
to see exciting new people in an exciting new place.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:44, archived)
# Yes.
 
IN BED!
 
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:13, archived)
# christ, it really did go by far too quickly
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Yea senior year was great
but it went by waaaaaaaay too fast. I miss a lot of the people that I will no doubt never see again.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:03, archived)
# "Let's keep in touch!"
Doubtful. It's depressing to think how much time you spend with those people that in all honesty are as good as gone.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Well the people I really cared about
I do keep in touch with and see. But there were several people I just knew in class, and had a lot of fun with in class that I won't see again.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:17, archived)
# The acquaintances rather than the friends
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:19, archived)
# They're kind of
inbetween aquaintances and friends. But some of the aquaintances were nice to know too.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:23, archived)
# Won't be the same without you, either.
 
Rock on!
 
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:18, archived)
# it's been real!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:33, archived)
# oh nooooes.
excellent.
as a farewell-to-b3ta present, have this wot i made.
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/bradford.jpg
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:22, archived)
# haha, i remember seeing the poem but my internet was borked so i didn't see the accompanying pic
i absolutely love it, you're very creative with words
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:29, archived)
# take care man...
and just for you, one last time...
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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:26, archived)
# ahahaha
thank you kindly :-D
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
SO WRONG
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Maybe so
But I am uncle muu's favourite newbie....not that after a year it counts for much.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:31, archived)
# hehehe
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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:34, archived)
# He has so many talents!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:44, archived)
# i made a crucifix shop
forgot where and what it was

nice though
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Haha

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
very good indeed.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:43, archived)
# All the best matey!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:45, archived)
# I've already started college
it's nothing to write home about. Have as much fun as possible.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Must be on '3'
Not welcome to our network.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:59, archived)

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