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Pilgrimage to Macca in the box

Inspired by a couple of earlier posts.

This is not a bandwagon... This is not a bandwagon.

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)

oh you've only just gone and said it.

it's official.
mecca bandwagon has begun.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)

ink harvest time!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)

Response so far...

etc. Well I think it's cool - nice paintmash!

(Dooley, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)

hehehe,

yesh

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)

i made the sound of a honking goose when i saw that.

love teh tattoo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)

sweet sweet Dottie!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)

ah, young Richard

now over half way through your 16th decade

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)

I`ll always be young to you, my little buckbag

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)

~~my little buckbag~~ dad.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)

is that supposed to look like chris moyles?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)

sweet jesus

hans that does dishes is soft as gervais with the wild green hairy lipped squid

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)

Calistenics the Victorian way

Yeah, I know.. it's crap.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)

Well...

I liked it!

At least it's not a Darth Vader ;)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)

sorry

but I can't see Vader or Kennedy there...

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)

not at all

makes me giggle

now stop fishing for compliments ;)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)

Can't help it...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)

hahaha

arf!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)

i caught one this

_____________________________________________________________ big

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)

I caught that one before too

Had to throw it back.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)

*feels sad*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)

phoar

victorian porn clearly

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)

I'd say XXX from the looks of it

she's showing her elbows!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)

The sholders!

the clevage!

*dies*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)

Sorry...

...but the source pic was nice!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)

For all those interested

I found this helpful for this blandwagon.

www.rhymezone.com/

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)

www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=i+find+your+lack+of+faith+disturbing&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)

Shakespear says 'faith' more than the bible

how queer

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)

not really

the bible is about doing what you are told

shakespeare is about imagination

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)

i find your diversionary attack of african coral snake disturbing

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kingkong., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)

jack

(burnthatdictionary, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)

happy wee blighter!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)

Was that when

Alain Prost won a Grand Prix?

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Three Dog Man, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)

Father Charley

I want to get off this band wagon

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)

i was thinking of doing somthing like this!!!

but couldn't be bothered...

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)

Vader + Kennedy = ???

Bindun yet?

(Porteous, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)

when

bandwagons collide!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)

do they go

BANG

or

fffffffffftttt....

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)

more sort of

*plop*

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)

i'd have expected it to be more of a SPANG!

but then i'm weird

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)

With sherrif John Burnell

/autocomplete

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)

hahahahah

(I_tickle_myself, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)

well, at least he didn't drive his car off a bridge like Teddy...

at least he didn't drive his car off a bridge like Teddy...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)

from a mile away.

i saw that coming.
still woo though.
-listens to dead kennedys-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)

tasty

a woo and a yay for u my friend

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)

Did you say

Dead Kennedys?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)

why yes. yes i did.

wonderful.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)

ahahahaha

101 7H47$ t00 (001 f0r $(h001!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)

"Ashraf! Ashraf! Abort the Jihad! The infidels have thought of everything!"

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)

nice twist!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)

for the second time tonight...

bad horsey!!

w/y!

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robh, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)

ris?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)

Feeble attempt

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

i thought that thermometer

was the WTC for a minuet...

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)

pfft!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

Along the lines of...

"Princes Di's wearing a new dress"

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

pfftt...

You're supposed to shop...

yada yada yada...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)

i tried to shop yada yada yada

but it proved too difficult

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)

It's just a board

about nothin, man...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)

grr, to many kennedy posts

was severely worried when i noticed the ingredients of my bag of (£5 to person who knows crisp type).

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

Doritos

Is my guess, Cos you can really tase the 5-ribonucleotide

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)

indeed

spose there aint to many "cool original flavoured crisps about

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

Bugger...

...why can't you be more retro damnit!

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

im 16

my version of retro is now for the future, if you get me?

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)

Bah.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)

*awaits £5*

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)

in the post, give 5-6 working days

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)

God bless you

and your magical psychic address-discovering powers

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)

i can get it for you by tomoro if your in the uk?

(dad works at electricity company, has accesss to all ppl in the uk with electricity, mwuhahahaha..)

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)

Doritos?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)

French Fries

aicmfp

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)

Why are you worried?

Do you think you're being the subject of genetic engineering through crisps?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)

this^

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abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)

yes

as DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid it could be some stuff that makes me change form into a well flavoured human size dorito!
*conspiracy theorist*

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)

Yes I know this

But have you considered that every time you consume something that used to be living - animal, plant, fungus - it will contain DNA.

And yet, you remain human(ish).

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)

*ribbet*

*french*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)

true

ah well, another mystery solved!

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)

topical pearoast

made this a long time ago, i wonder if all my 'shops are gonna come true?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4582930.stm

(FunkyPyro, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

that'd look better with seams

(Kammy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

I wonder if mine are

too ..

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

Poor Bastard

he likes a drink, like everyone else!

He drinks he falls over, no problem!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)

mind piss?

erm...

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)

Eh, close enough.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)

ah!

mindpiss kitten : mined-peess kitten

noun: ginger kitten who uses mindpiss in its raised paws to control you to make hackney and obvious post replies?

/gets coat

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)

heheh

I don't know why they're picking on him, I mean, who doesn't have a drinking problem?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

i..

have one... :(

(FunkyPyro, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)

yeah....

I cant get pissed these days with out drinking 6 pints of Wife Beater and a dozen gins

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)

feckin itv

lib dems-sponsors weatherspoons

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)

awww!

you know, I could actually vote for him now he is just as fecked up as the rest of us.

edit may not be 100% accurate prediction of future voting intentions

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)

weatherspoons

i walked past my local weatherspoons..other day..10.30 in morn .all the local alkies were sat necking WKD at a pund a bottle..i had a chuckle ,and if i'm honest,i had a little cum in me paisleys

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)

don't worry. this is as bad as the consequences of nuclear warfare are going to get.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

phew

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

the unincluded fine print states that the 11th toe is the size of a rhinoceros.

it's also filled with blood and pus and if you try and have it removed, it bites you on the hand and you get an infection and die.
but that's not till july so party like you mean it till then.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)

my birthdays in july..

cant i just poke it with a pin?

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

better poke it with a needle just to be safe.

when in july?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

28th

im a leo :)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

few days before my girlfriend's.

/31st.
cool.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

0MFG!!!

R0FF13!!!101Z0RD5!!!

and a 'ning all!

/now with added 1337

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

you can say that again.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)

Yay for boobie calanders

and while we're at it, boobie colanders aren't bad either

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

say, you're right.

awesome.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)

What I wouldn't give sometimes

for a boobie colander to cuddle on the long lonely nights

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)

that would be wondrous.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

...drains your veg and jiggles invitingly

(Kammy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

pff.

-drains own veg-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

Ahhhhh, tis truly temptation

I must make one

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

l33t h4x0r

ph33r my m4d sk1llz!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

Y35 51R.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

Y0u 4r3 such 4 h4ck3r!

Th1s 1s h3lpful

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)

1 n3\/3r 907 wh¥ 7'$ 4r3 T'$.

wh¥ n07 jµ$7 µ$3 p£µ$ $19n$?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)

N0 1d34

I'm lost...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)

i never got why 7's are T's.

why not just use plus signs?
wh¥ n07?
wh¥ n0+?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

NINJA Akhbar!

Woo!!!

*emminent clickage*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

Big boys dont cry.,

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Because..

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

meanwhile,

at the libdem conference...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

Matisse!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

alas

my fonts are limited!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

I like this!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

And here is the news...

(Bogbean, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

even more disturbing

as her molester has no skin.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

But isn't that Abi Titwank?

(Kammy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

I hope not

Google image search is never wrong!

(Bogbean, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

until now i'm afraid

(Kammy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

Nah.. Abi has a lot thinner face

Miss Piggy up above, is a lot chunkier

(Bogbean, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

I can't believe

I just googled taht name...

*idiot*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)

ha ha ha

what did you find?

(Kammy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)

Nothing, actually

nothing came up.

edit: wait.. nothing under "IMAGES", but alot under regular google search.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

Idiot...

(Woody999, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)

Revenge Is Sweet

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BAM, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

but why is he eating a ferret?

was it in his trousers? I hear they like it down trousers.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

Oooh they do!

Mine loved to sneak up on my feet and crawl up teh trousers.

Gave me an awful fright.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

OUT NOW FOR 2006

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

compo?

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

*plays last of the summer wine theme tune...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

COMPO IT

Compo it HARRRRDDD!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

*plays last of the summer wine theme tune louder

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

I want

one of them!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

i have vouchers

if you want to haggle

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)

ive got 3

came in very hand last year!!!

(most woo as well!!!)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

arf!

Sorted.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)

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