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# I was just playing crono trigger on my snes emulator
and.....
(Maels, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:46, archived)
# The Emperor had been watching Dibnah for some time.....


(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:43, archived)
# yay for Dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:04, archived)
# poor old Fred
Class work sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Would Fred have a supermodel
on his D?
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Talking of Ken, here he is with his puppy, primate partnership
(parg, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Thoose eyes
(Nelly, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Fleshlights
I can't believe I haven't heard of these until now:
www.fleshlight.com

Now being sold in the UK at greatly inflated prices:
www.fleshlight.co.uk/uk.php

Now you know why security guards carry their torches everywhere....
(not entirely SFW, BTW)
Oh - and the testimonials are a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Quote
"March 2002
Anonymous writes:

"My roomate recently purchased your wonderful fleshlight. He was constantly ranting and raving about how realistic and pleasurable it was. He told me that he never wanted the real thing again. I couldn't believe that any toy could be that great. So, one day while he was at work i decided to give the fleshlight a few pumps. From the moment i thrusted my member in I could not believe the sensation I felt. I have also found that it gives me a great opportunity to touch up on my oral sex skills. I can't wait to get one of my own, but for now I will have to use his. Thanks fleshlight. "
WE STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST SHARING YOUR FLESHLIGHT - ILF."

So this guy practiced oral sex on something his room mate has been avidly wanking into?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:12, archived)
# is that wrong?
/jacket
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# beercan is mad
different slant to drinking from the furry cup.

not to get mixed up with real beercan at house parties, or someone could be supping on your man milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:37, archived)
# first go at this

so please be kind!
(Sunday Fish Finger, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:38, archived)
# oooooooooh
little bit of politics
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:46, archived)
# what a bizarre article...
some valid points (especially on environment) but just a fraction undermined by mentions of Kennedy-killing FBI conspiracies and "Ralph Nader is the only hope" eulogising... hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:54, archived)
# and he has massed one too...
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Our survey said
Bing!
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:55, archived)
# If that's not Woo
...I'll give you the yay myself
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:56, archived)
# For valour
Above and beyond the call of duty I award you this:

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:58, archived)
# chairs
2 x woo yay on my first go?
thank you kindly :)
(Sunday Fish Finger, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Always read the label
click for my gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:32, archived)
# fan
tas
tic!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:39, archived)
# superb
Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! ybanrab, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
I'd just like to know how many mad people can a squirrel eat?
(battleangel, Wed 21 Aug 2002, 7:58, archived)
# In hindsight
The aquariam should perhaps have not put the paddling pool and the shark pool so close together...

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:32, archived)
# fan-tache-tick!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:48, archived)
# wooo!
I likey lot
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe this would be better if monitors were 3D
www.uberschlaff.org/curseit.gif
(Uber Schlaff, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Any need
for this really cute picture of a girl called amy?
www.electrictao.net/peter/pictures/tn/amysmile.jpg
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:29, archived)
# I think
this one could come in handy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# If I could hummus
I'd so replace that kitten with a facehugger.
But I can't, so I won't, so there :p
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:51, archived)
# hmmm

was cute
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:43, archived)
# As if by magic...
...Mr Benn appeared in a vintage porn flick:



Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:28, archived)
# woo yay
(the she devil, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:45, archived)
# them pics reminded
me. where's fat boab?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Dunno.
He hasn't been around so much since he made the Daily Gallery weekly.*

*This has variously been because there's not enough funny stuff, too much of it is animated, and there's too much of it to trawl through to ensure nothing is missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:38, archived)
# He was on top form on friday night.
and i presume him and the missus got home okay....
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:48, archived)
# manatee propaganda
(pymp, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:24, archived)
# arggh
its not working
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:22, archived)
# holidaymaking
in rationed times...
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:21, archived)
# woo!
i want one
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Tubcats are
gooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:27, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:18, archived)
# *applause*
excellent work. Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:32, archived)
# yay
v.good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:42, archived)
# That's the first time...
...I've been unable to stop laughing for about 5 minutes in a very quiet office. Haaahh ehehehhheheh!
(RobotDan, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:39, archived)
# God Demands it...

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:17, archived)
# .
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Dear All,
I would like to bid you a fond farewell as I've just had a meeting with my boss and all I could grab between his furious rants and gulps for breath was "Repeated and blatant mis-use of the company internet"

You have made me laugh like a drain for the last 8 months and I'll be getting broadband when I move in a couple of weeks so I may well pop up as an evening lurker trawling the spazz!!

If b3ta has done one thing it has certainly enhanced my vocabulary as Hummus is in everyday useage in my house!

Cheers one and all - Woo - Yay - most fucking definately Hoopla!

I was thinking about making up some T-shirts with "B3ta almost got me fired!"

Peace

Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:13, archived)
# oh dear...
you've been here aaaages, too.

Be happy where you are going. Get broadband - that is a great aid to happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:18, archived)
# that's your cue
to post an image of your boss

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:20, archived)
# oh no!
that's bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Bye...
another casualty to the workplace. Sorry to see you go. Keep the hummus in abundance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:22, archived)
# good luck sir,
remember-

"...the hummus will be with you - always"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Good luck
Home broadband is wonderful, though you may find you're trading unemployment for insomnia!
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:30, archived)
# poor you!
drop in in the evening soon - we'll be glad to see you back in the fold.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:32, archived)

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