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coelacanthshape!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:29, archived)

cheeky

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:37, archived)

AWWWWW

that's pretty frickin' sweet.

woo!

what's it modelled in?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:42, archived)

MAX

but as I said to mofaha, Blender can do that easily.

(he says, trying to stem the tide of illegal software use that is crippling his career)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:49, archived)

Why would the tide of illegal software

cripple his career?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:53, archived)

No, his career.

Who's on first?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:58, archived)

Toast's career. Still why would it cripple Toast's career?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:59, archived)

because

for work I have to bid against kids who are using illegal software and who therefore have lower costs to account for which means more attractive offers to the companies offering the work.

Also it forces the price up to cover production costs which means honest people like me have to pay more (you wankers)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:12, archived)

I guess the companies don't bother (want) to check

Whether contractors are using legal software huh?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:16, archived)

They are actually meant to now

as the fine for illegal software use is being spread between the twat using it and the company paying him to.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:17, archived)

Hey don't look at me

I've never made money at 3D art and believe it or not I don't pirate 3D software. I use free tools only. (e.g. Aqsis, Wings3D)

:P

That and I write my own software. Working on a subdiv modeling/rendering package now.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:18, archived)

Yay!

My biggest gripe with piracy is simply the fact that these people are cnuts to their fellow man.

How would they like it if the project they passionately worked on for months if not years, that was the basis for their family's income was stolen and given away free to anyone and everyone?

I know of several plugin manufacturers that are literally 2 or 3 people who's only income comes from programming such things. Every pirate copy directly hits them very hard.
They're almost all really nice people too. :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:20, archived)

Btw, I like your work

Nice stuff (esp. the 2D art)

Edit: yeah. I think I'm going to build into mine a way to connect to the master server and "phone home" so to speak. Then if it's not registered I'll upload goat pron onto their computers and e-mail all their family members they're becoming JWs.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:21, archived)

thank you

thats the stuff I never get time to do as everyone else wants the 3d stuff :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:25, archived)

Woo

Nice one.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:54, archived)

New Degnom!

Pree-vyus-li

(dungeoneer, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:05, archived)

heheheh

I've missed quite a few of these.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:29, archived)

Yup.

Yeah, I refrained from uploading a bunch of them when Degnom's Travels ended up crossing over with all my other strips. Thankfully he's free of continuity now (more or less) so back to b3ta he goes!

(dungeoneer, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:13, archived)

Too late for real photo sunday?

Klamath National Wildlife Preserve, Oregon, US

(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:38, archived)

i might take one of thes panathingies someday

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:42, archived)

nice

/temporarily relocated Oregonian

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:17, archived)

Needs more

wildlife.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:20, archived)

they're in little jars

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:20, archived)

Ha ha ....

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:28, archived)

Heh

Funny you should mention this, we saw a bald eagle, but alas, my camera's too slow - by the time the shutter lag was over and it actually took the shot, the eagle was too high to be seen well...grrrr...

(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:26, archived)

Did it at least wear a hat?

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xandmi, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:58, archived)

I should have a go too,

my camera comes with all the stitchy software, maybe I'll try later

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:50, archived)

More real photoey yumminess

Mt. Shasta, California, US (photograph taken from a town called Weed, of all things)

Wildflower, Captain Jack's Stronghold, Lava Beds National Monument, California, US

(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:23, archived)

bored in photoshop

nothing funny sorry

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:25, archived)

Very pretty, though!

I like it.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:26, archived)

That's gayer than a penis covered in man shit.

(Hairy Midget, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:30, archived)

So are you, you big gayer!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:30, archived)

Can we get gayer than that?

(said in an obnoxious gameshow host voice)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:32, archived)

in my mouth

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:34, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5966163

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:38, archived)

and i'm chewing

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:41, archived)

nice, that.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:30, archived)

Nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:37, archived)

That's really quite nice

Stuff doesn't always have to be funny. I happen to like this, quite a bit.

(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Tue 30 May 2006, 8:10, archived)

RUN SHEEN RUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:53, archived)

go spider!

eat the ham!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:56, archived)

The Anti-Richards-Spider always gets her man.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:01, archived)

bots!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:15, archived)

Wow!

That's really cool!

Edit: this who you were talking about?

www.b3ta.com/board/5966113

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:24, archived)

i like it.

it's one of the things i see that makes me think "all those hours i just wasted watching crappy movies could have been put to much better use."

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:26, archived)

Is this the friend that you were talking about?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:27, archived)

no.

but now that you mention it, i should send him the link, because he'd like it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:29, archived)

Yes

I wonder what he made it out of. It looks like it could be cardboard, styrofoam and several dozen gallons of white matte paint.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:30, archived)

it's styrofoam.

i think it mentions that in the site, but i ran across it elsewhere and may have been on the review site, not the artist's.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:32, archived)

Hahaha

Hatstand!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:57, archived)

I have seen the future my friend

and Charlie Sheen WAS NOT THERE

ninja'd - I initially thought his name was Martin, but that's his dad

Edit: now look what you've made me do

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:58, archived)

Either way

;-)

Edit: Hahahaha

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:03, archived)

Oh, I haven't even started with him.

; )

yet

edit: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:03, archived)

who is that girl?

she has an evil-ness about her that I can't quite describe...

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:25, archived)

Hahaha!

You're fucking bonkers.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 5:59, archived)

I do what I can.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

Don't change!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:03, archived)

This!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:05, archived)

cowshape!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:47, archived)

Yay!

I like these! Have you done a Frogshape, yet?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 5:50, archived)

ooh

what a fantastic idea. I'll do that next :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:51, archived)

i would like a coelacanthshape, please.

nice mooer up there.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:53, archived)

Hooray!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 5:55, archived)

I got to swim with a gigantic bull frog today

little bugger found his way into our pool and was in need of rescue.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:54, archived)

Frogs are just fucking cool.

I have a toad that comes up on the walk. He's a fat one, too! My cat goes out to play with him, rolls around on the sidewalk in front of him, and pats him on the head.

She picked him up in her mouth once, which made her throw up.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 5:59, archived)

i met a toad yesterday

while searching for bullfrogs in the park. i swear bullfrogs can throw their voices. saw none- heard at least 5.
massive toad!!!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

That's some substantial toadage, alright.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:04, archived)

Hell yeah!

Here's the one. Bow-legged and all!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:07, archived)

he's quite a looker!

mine was tiny really and looked like stig helmer off of riget (as toads do).

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:10, archived)

He looks like a guard toad.

*feels safe and stuff*

He's part of my zoo.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:14, archived)

cor menagerie

tree frogs are the shit

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:22, archived)

Yeah. They're cool.

I don't see them much.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:24, archived)

sweet toad

My lifetime seemed to coincide with the death of all the cool wild life around here. I remember painted turtles, crayfish, newts, salamanders, toads, snakes of all varieties, box turtles...all of 'em vanished by the time I hit 12.

It warms the cockles of my heart to still run into the occasional frog or fox.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:20, archived)

Did you stop playing in the woods?

Frogs have been around for a damn long time. When they start to disappear, something in the environment is severely fucked up.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:22, archived)

nope, I think it's just the over-development that did it

hanging out with my childhood best friend was kind of like have Huckleberry Finn as your best mate. We were always playing in the woods/creek.

I still see some cool snakes and frogs and stuff in the one really big park in our area.

edit: I've heard that too, but with turtles. The frogs aren't really doing too bad around here, I fish at least four out of our pool every summer and the ponds around here are always lousy with them. The turtles have kind of disappeared.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:26, archived)

I had two conditions for our house.

1.) A full basement.
2.) Woods.

I managed to get both. I've seen all kinds of stuff in my yard (a lot of which I haven't caught on camera). There have been oppossums, raccoons, and foxes, as well.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:30, archived)

..but he always had some mighty fine wine.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

*adores*

s'wonderful!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:53, archived)

Woo

nice!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:57, archived)

and now from the golden age of film....

earlier: 1, 2, 3.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:21, archived)

late night graphics tabbage.

Clickus For Biggus

tis large in size on the screen and also ~100kb.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:38, archived)

Yay for robots!

(woo to yours)

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:41, archived)

ooooh i say!!

what did you make that in?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:44, archived)

A software package that's about 10 years old

Really. It's called Ray Dream Studio. It's ancient as hell but it has some interesting filters that can be applied on it. Another rendering (in cartoon style) is:

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:46, archived)

easy to use?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:47, archived)

Fairly

The company started out releasing software in the 90's on the Mac. Then ported it to Windows. Then Fractal Design Software bought the software (Ray Dream Studio at that time instead of just Ray Dream Designer which is what it was when it was owned by Ray Dream), then Fractal joined with Meta Software and became MetaCreations and then went out of business and sold all their software. They sold Ray Dream Studio to Carrara which was later bought by Eovia. The latest incarnation of the software can be found at:

www.eovia.com/products/carrara5/carrara.asp

I'm sure it's much better than the 10 year old software I have.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:51, archived)

Neato!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:09, archived)

that's good.

*steals*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:07, archived)

Thanks

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:08, archived)

you're welcome.

i have a robot friend who'd like it a lot.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:17, archived)

is he worried about the electric dildo?

hmmm.. do androids dream of electric ~~dildo~~ sheep?

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:42, archived)

He's worried about whether

other robots will make fun of him for enjoying time and time again shoving that drill into his backport and the fact that he loves every minute of it.

Dirty, dirty robot.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:45, archived)

hahaha

^this^

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:45, archived)

*sigh*

yes cuak, he's scared of the big dildo.

*pats on head*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:45, archived)

Sure it's not

the baggiage retrieval system they have at Heathrow?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:46, archived)

0101010100101010010101011!

0101 0010101 01010101 0101001 10101 01010101 101010 101 001 0101001010 1010 1001 0100010.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:06, archived)

I'm so sorry, i just had to get it out of my head

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:29, archived)

hahaha.. it's da flushin fonzeehh!!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:31, archived)

it's scat man fonz

he actually wants you to shit on his thumb.

he looks kinda short.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:33, archived)

the toilet is just...errrm....far away...maybe....

*cough*

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:35, archived)

hehehe

what about the door frame?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:35, archived)

(whining) i don't know....

...i just had to get it out of my head quickly,
i wasn't thinking about proportions, forgive me

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:37, archived)

Jokes are better than technique.

I'm just messing.... on the carpet.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:41, archived)

you are great,heh

really craven you are,because its not the truth that you wouldnt like to give promise,just you dare not,because you normally cannot make it out,so you always only can give yourself promise,because even though you cant realise it,but you can forgive yourslef again and again.

(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:26, archived)

never stop caculating fragiles between us.

i hate you really...

but firstly *trample those damned cheeky sluts bitches into mashes!TRAMPLE!*

(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:31, archived)

heheheh

eeeeyyyyyy!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:08, archived)

i heart mantids.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:22, archived)

I just dont know

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:23, archived)

uh......

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:24, archived)

It's...

The "don't mistreat me or I will kick you directly in the perenium" shoe.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:25, archived)

Because women like pain

gives them something to whinge about.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:25, archived)

^^^^^

not only must be painfull, it's also kinda silly... unless you're in a aladin movie or something.

human nature. :)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:29, archived)

He looks happy now.

But wait until he finds out what his brother was carved into.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:43, archived)

hahaaha!!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:49, archived)

according to diane dimassa...

...(who wrote the comic 'hothead paisan'), these are shoes for storks. i agree.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:05, archived)

Shoes just fucking suck.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 30 May 2006, 6:21, archived)

Faceless People

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:13, archived)

woahhhh

link/resize?

edit: they are teh unrecognizables

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:14, archived)

it's fine

it's under 50 kb

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:15, archived)

36.66kb

teh evils!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:17, archived)

Done before you even posted

Ner ner :P

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:15, archived)

danke

shum

was viewing it on a poxy 12" monitor, came as a bit of a shock

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:17, archived)

lol to your lack of inches

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:22, archived)

It's very lully.

What's it made with?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:16, archived)

ArtWage

S'for noobs I know :(

I only ever wanna paint the ones of me and the missus, they look all purdy with it.

edit: There's another I posted a while back, it's in my photobucket if you wanna see.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:17, archived)

I dunno what ArtWage is

so you could've tricked me and said you painted it with your little toe.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:19, archived)

I meant ArtRage

But you said "lully" and this I had to use kiddie language. :-)

Not biggin' me up but it's still difficult but one fun piece of software. Easier than in photoshop though I imagine.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:21, archived)

*esplodes*

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:22, archived)

spunk

and food colouring

edit: how rude - I do like it.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:18, archived)

what software are you using in there??

nice

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:20, archived)

yay i love artrage

(well artrage 2 now)
good job

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:32, archived)

Cor!

I likes that :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 6:47, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 May 2006, 5:23, archived)

just found this in my old pictures.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:05, archived)

just because its slow, doesnt mean you can roast your peas.

but i likes it nonetheless!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:07, archived)

well it might be a pearoast

but I can't remember.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:09, archived)

Hahaha, oh god, kill it.

EDIT: Tis definately bedtime, night all.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:08, archived)

it is

good night to you.

and it's good night from me.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:13, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:08, archived)

hehehe

edit: www2.b3ta.com/fish/

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:09, archived)

a random pea-roast out of boredom

He really should have worked for DFS

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:02, archived)

a pearoast?!

you fool!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:03, archived)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:03, archived)

HEEEEY!

personally, i hate the bugger but there's a few good jokes to be made

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:07, archived)

fonz

couldn't have been at the fall of the wall

everyone knows thats the hoff's territory

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:08, archived)

It's not only das jormans who love the Hoff..

Beatifull.. Beautifull Hoff....

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:10, archived)

how i am feeling right now

lack of quality tells me to go to bed

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:59, archived)

ditto

sire

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

Algebra!

Mmm, moist.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

What a cute little spacker!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:26, archived)

*would*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:27, archived)

she looks like

trinity from teh matrix, but with blonde hair.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:29, archived)

She looks more like a tortoise to me.

Plus, Trinity is ugly.

Woo to the puppy baby thing. It's father must've been a real dog.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:33, archived)

muchos WOO

to your lurking, and also happy b3taday for 2 days time.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:35, archived)

bloody hell

it is aswell. I better get back to lurking.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:36, archived)

*coax's you out with a cookie*

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:38, archived)

I only like kittens

Sorry, going through my old pics.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:45, archived)

hehehehehe

why don;t you post more? that's rather smashing!

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:47, archived)

Not many that are worth it.

They are particularly old now.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:57, archived)

is that

max payne??

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:59, archived)

tis!

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:59, archived)

Yeah

the comic book style cutscenes.

It was called MaxBean.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

ah-ha!

i thought so. Those are most woosome! nice and simple but very funneh!

ARRGH teh birdses are waking up.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:02, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Genuine laugh out loud moment.
b3ta doesn't deliver enough of these as of late, especially during the dayshift.
Huzzah for night people.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

Dogs are best.

Man's best friend.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:54, archived)

Quails ftw!

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

Quails say

"I'm a quail I'm a quail I'm a quail I'm a quail I'm a quail I'm a quail I'm a quail"

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:03, archived)

I see your dance.. and raise you this.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:05, archived)

Yay, random squishing.

Don't challenge me! I don't have any more....

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:13, archived)

where on earth

did that source picture come from?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:01, archived)

Good old getty images.

The perverts.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:04, archived)

which end?

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:29, archived)

now that's the question you have to ask

or do you buy a strap-on and do both at the same time?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:30, archived)

double ended strap on?!

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:32, archived)

possibly

but you might rip its nose right off if you do that

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:34, archived)

then

how would it smell?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:36, archived)

like my faeces

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:38, archived)

That makes me sad.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:46, archived)

What a waste of a perfectly good puppy.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:33, archived)

imagine the breast

feeding...

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:35, archived)

*vomits*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:37, archived)

thats how birds feed their babys. Do i need to teach you about teh norks?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:38, archived)

I'm pretty nork-qualified, to be honest.

It was the image of andrex puppies feasting on a lactating lady that was making me go a bit queasy.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:43, archived)

some people are into that kind of thing...

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:46, archived)

I know.

This is why I lose sleep at night.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:48, archived)

but then one look

at your wallpapers restores me confidence for fluff in the world! =)

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:51, archived)

: D

I try to do my bit for world-fluff-domination.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:53, archived)

hey! carrot!

*munch*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:38, archived)

you sicken

me.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:40, archived)

cool

wanna share?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:45, archived)

you're on.

i prefer lolly form.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:47, archived)

do a google image search for 'foot'

and look at the first picture then

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:49, archived)

???

dastardly.clare.cam.ac.uk/~cm319/pics/manky%20foot.jpg

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:50, archived)

still good

but turn your safesearch down a tad

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:52, archived)

ah-ha.

its like a naked little michelin man.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:55, archived)

What the hell!

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:57, archived)

your mum

AICMFP

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:58, archived)

Hillarious!

you cunt-monkey

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:13, archived)

still got your five pounds, hah!

*goes shopping*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 4:20, archived)

Beeeeeeeeeeeee

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:22, archived)

Lovely shape-age.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:23, archived)

Ta :)

I decided it was much too early to be realistic.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:25, archived)

i think

i prefur this new shape of bee

it looks far less like its about to sting me

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:27, archived)

Bees won't sting you.

Bees are LOVELY.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:30, archived)

small TJ:

anyone know where I can get b3tamonkey?

the main websites don't seem to want to load

*woo* pic

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:24, archived)

is userscripts.org still down then?

I think I still have my slightly modified version somewhere- I can upload if you like.
I haven't used it since the new board options, mind.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:34, archived)

yeah it's still down

an upload would be cool cheers.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:36, archived)

Here you go...

www.kamikazestoat.co.uk/files/b3tamonkey.user.js

As fas as I remember, the only addition to the userscripts.org one is a 'Back To Top' button.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:41, archived)

cheers!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:45, archived)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOT!

sorry, I was bored and the board was quiet.. and sudenly I saw this attractive design!

nice sugar!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:24, archived)

*suddenly wakes up*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:27, archived)

hehe, didnt mean to scare you =D

nice bee

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:28, archived)

sorry, can I just say hello?

I'm a long time lurker and I thought I might as well pop up. I've eaten a few pro plus and am trying to finish my folio. Hmm. Anyway, I just took a pizza out the oven, Anyone want a bit?

(likesteviej, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:44, archived)

I'd love some PTP

pizza transfer protocol

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:49, archived)

Hello!

Pull up a kitten, get comfy.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:50, archived)

Well..

I'm afraid the pizza has gone. I gave it to the architects on the condition that they never mention (sir) Norman Foster ever again. I'm feeling a bit ashamed at my postage round these parts, they gave us photoshop classes in a forlorn attempt to try and keep up with the kids in the world of Art Schools but the highlight of the few things I have ever posted include making Morrisey's chin bigger. Woot indeed.

(likesteviej, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:55, archived)

Anything Morrissey-related is much appreciated.

And as it says right here, jokes are better than technique. FACT

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:57, archived)

and now

it is daylight in Gay Scotland. The Proclaimers are stretching and yawning in their Leith garret, Lorraine Kelly is crowing at the orange orb of the sun and, if you listen carefully, you can just about hear the faint whimpering of a young Glaswegian art student, as he beholds the shuddering mess of .pdfs that he had the gall to call his 'ouevre' a mere three hours previously. Things look crap in the light of day.

(likesteviej, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:03, archived)

As the sun rises over the west midlands, and the sound of birdsong fills the air

You can hear the distant weeping of someone who's still awake and watching 13 people asleep in a house in London.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:07, archived)

Cor! Catshape says YAY!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:27, archived)

yay from the hat of woo also

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:28, archived)

Catshape!

Oblong bee says hurrah for catshape.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:29, archived)

ohh, more relax for my eyes!

more more more!!!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:30, archived)

=/\_/\=

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:56, archived)

beesuppository!

hurrah!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:46, archived)

Hahahahaa!

Next I shall do a manta-ray colostomy bag.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:49, archived)

hahaha

yes please

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 4:00, archived)

LOL! (and dont take offence mate, its just a fucking joke)

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:49, archived)

That was a real waste of your time.

You see the little button marked IGNORE?

bye bye.

EDIT:

actually... I dont use it much... and it makes me so happy to know that being a board nazi makes such a difference to peoples lives...

now fuck off and stop being such a wanker.

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:52, archived)

mummy and daddy did'nt love bunnykins enough..

me thinks!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:53, archived)

oh and thanks for the pedantic asshole badge...

it shall have pride of place in my profile

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:56, archived)

LOL! (and dont take offence mate, its just a fucking joke)

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:52, archived)

try exploring different territory, my friend

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:54, archived)

im just newbie, playing newbie imageedits

enjoy the silliness!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:56, archived)

I'm all for that (I love newbies with an unhealthy passion),

but it's just not very funny.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:56, archived)

ok, critique taken onboard...

so what could make it funnier?

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:57, archived)

COT DEATH!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:58, archived)

and

lashings of ginger beer

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:59, archived)

RAPE!

...

cot death rape!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:59, archived)

you are a strange bunch....

hassle me for this and then mention "cot death rape"....

is this a sex offenders website???

or maybe a necrophile fansite?

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:02, archived)

yes why do you ask?

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:03, archived)

whens the next meeting?

reserve me a corpse! LOL!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:04, archived)

slowly.... VERY slowly I think he gets it.....

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:06, archived)

you wouldnt happen to be called

Roy by any chance, would you???

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:07, archived)

nope

Huntley's the name

but you can call me ian

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:08, archived)

and its SHE

by the way!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:10, archived)

Maxine Carr?

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:11, archived)

pretty hard to tell from this angle....

but we'll take you're word for it.

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:11, archived)

we are teh racist too.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:07, archived)

arrghha!!!!!!!

you bastard!

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:08, archived)

no, teh penis is illegals!

edit: who gave him teh uplaod coadez!?!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:09, archived)

You're the funny one here.

I've smiled at one of your posts tonight.
I haven't picked on you for no real reason, either.

Bring me Vimto.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:04, archived)

with ginger beer?

*orders*

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:02, archived)

your cot death basted in ginger beer sir?

*presents*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:10, archived)

oooohh... Thankies!!!

*takes photo*

*sells to daily sport*

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:12, archived)

Wouldn't be the youngest thing

to be shown naked in there.

...

*fwaps*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 3:14, archived)

the fact its in my profile should do.

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:58, archived)

thanks...

much appreciated!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:59, archived)

hahahah

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:02, archived)

lol your roy face

(

duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:24, archived)

I believe you've taken it as far as it can go

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:59, archived)

hey everyone

edit_ the more i look at this the shitter i think it is.

Argh fuck it

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:31, archived)

very noyce

me likes!

*clicks*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:32, archived)

Tee hee, thats a fantastic gurn.

I like it, he's cute(ish).

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:33, archived)

fuck it?

no thanks... it might bite...

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:33, archived)

aww is it fluffy?

or does it bite limbs off?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:33, archived)

it will, and frequently does, bite off limbs

fortunately it is a bit small, so you cant see teh seams

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:35, archived)

yay!

tasty limbs!

well, with that I'm going to bed for some "z's"

nite nite all

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:42, archived)

can it be milked?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:35, archived)

awww

ook at the liddle *CHOMP*

(

OneOfSome, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:35, archived)

here.. give it some sweeties....

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:42, archived)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:58, archived)

arf...

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:04, archived)

gah!

goatse!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:58, archived)

AWWW

woo, I say!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 May 2006, 3:25, archived)

grammatical & syntax-corrected pedant-friendly update!!!

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:19, archived)

a new thread?

oh dear....

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:20, archived)

yes

just to be rather annoying, since im a newbie at all this...

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:21, archived)

it's hardly annoying

its not as if the board is busy

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:22, archived)

you there! stay back!

this is official business...

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:26, archived)

You there! Lay off bitch!

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:27, archived)

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:28, archived)

yes.. only you have not fixed all the mistakes....

"women think youre a fucking moron"

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:24, archived)

it says women...

edit: I think you may be losing it tonight on the nazi front...

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:25, archived)

ninja edit is my mate...

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:27, archived)

you're ?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:28, archived)

that's the one.... ;-)

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:29, archived)

yay!

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:30, archived)

Hmm

I' th'ink h'e m'ean't som'ethin'g el'se.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:28, archived)

banana's ?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:29, archived)

orange's

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:29, archived)

pear's

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:30, archived)

definately not strawberries.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:31, archived)

nor indeed gooseberries

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:31, archived)

it's no fun plucking the berries out of geese

not all geese have them and those that do only have two of them.

Not a high yield crop, certainly.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:33, archived)

nor raspberries......

tis not fun...

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:34, archived)

indeed, with the constant rasping

it's a bum job

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:37, archived)

mmmm goooseberrieeees...

*dribbles*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 30 May 2006, 2:33, archived)

Fair enough

next tip: Just correct the original image, don't post it twice.

The reason is that the point of the picture (joke, prettiness, wordplay etc.) has usually been made, so shunting your post artificially up the board isn't appreciated because it shortens the exposure time for someone else's new picture.

This is meant in a friendly way; if no-one tells you then how are you supposed to know? As I said before, the pic is nicely done, you'll fit in here fine.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:26, archived)

eep, ire detected!!!

IRE IRE WILL ROBINSON!!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:21, archived)

and the leprechaun said....

"ders a lot of ire in ireland"

(imback to being called a troll!, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:23, archived)

Eire, there is

to be sure

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:24, archived)

sunday drivers

(

OneOfSome, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:17, archived)

woo

this is rather good

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:25, archived)

thanks

all doned by handed too, cos im lazy

(

OneOfSome, Tue 30 May 2006, 2:34, archived)

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