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[challenge entry] Mmm...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Unfortunately already bindun...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Fuck me
20 minutes into the compo and been done

I can tell this is the start of a burberry/UK bandfuckingwagon
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# It's going to be one of those compos.
I wonder, is this one another PR thing? Sponsored by the Queen?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# *searches for image of Queen pissing on Rob*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# We can only hope not.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# *crosses fingers, toes, testicles*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# fuck me, here we go...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# you finished yet?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Sadly yes :(
*smokes*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# UNGH
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for teh compo
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# hahahah
very nice idea
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# ><
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] \o/
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# poo!
still can't see your images :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Haha!
This one is a white rectangle

and I sent out a DNS update last night. Hopefully that'll fix it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Didn't even need the filename.
Woo and yay.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# cheers ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Haha!
*bet it gets bindun quite a bit*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Pfft.
That is all.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# ?


EDIT: Well I guess something's stopping me viewing it ... but I'll leave my Redex image up here as it's the first chance I've had to use it... ;o)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Hilariously stereotypical! Yay!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not for viewing in Berlin or Harare
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Arf
That's about right these days
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd emigrate anywhere with this flag
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# mwahahahahahahahahahaha
me too
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Catopia?
Lurrvely.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
#
emigrate bomb
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I'd get some sunglasses though
to look at my flag
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel ashamed...


*long drawn out sigh*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# ouch
land of the rising goats?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Close! Hehe...
They eat goats though... even their skull-skin! O.O
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# skull-skin is the breakfast of champions
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# and so you bloody should
how the hell am I going to sleep tonight? can someone loan me some mindbleach please?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Sorry...
... It was the first thing I thought of. I feel very, very dirty :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# We have a winner
already.

Goatse IS the web!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Allow me...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
I love you.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Pffft!
.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# merde!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# très messy
la woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] RP: Embrace multicultural britain


Edit

And now also:


Thanks to this page for helping me with displacement maps for flags

www.bertmonroy.com/tutorials/text/5_flag.htm
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Now that
Is a lovely idea sir.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# That was fast!
noice
woo and yayness all around ¦D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Well i did it for a previous compo see..
But it did only take 5 minutes
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Shiney
and stuff.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Nice bit of photomosaicing there.
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# very well done sir
Multicult-whatever at its best
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] erm.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# UNGH
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# pssst
everyones making flags!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# burn it
not the idea, its a gud'n' the flag.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] UK proper

(when compo's collide)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Now that is good.
Any more thoughts about your zombie book, chap? I spazzed back at work and saw your request
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I sent off some Emails
but no replies yet

I think it's only me that wants one.
I'll probably have to settle with an oversized Lulu one. (although I'm on no rush)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Heh, I'd buy it :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# I'd have one
or download them all from your harddrive and stick them in a scrap book (I'm in yor 'pooter steelin' yor zeds)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# art!
woo
this wins, end of comp, no more flags :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Now that's very nice.
*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Most excellent

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Onions! Get yer onions!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# bonjour Monsieur Standot
edit: très woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Le 'Ning


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] this might not register right away

or at all
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Inevitable...
RIS?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# they have a quetzal bird on their flag
which is near extinct
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# They being...
=)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Guatemala
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Pssst... compo it
woo :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# argh
uncompo'd while editing

ta!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# I love the Autumn
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Something aint right
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# oooh sexay
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# woo
ha ha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# "I appear to be on an unsteady surface, Michael"
Great stuff :)
and thanks once again for the great zombie pic.. much appreciated :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# very nice sir
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Class!
 


woo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# wtf?!
:D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# photobucket fucked perhaps?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# coolness!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Verre verre good
woo yay and the rest.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# woo to that!
good work there mr happytoast
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# haha!
class
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# 'ning all


a short tale for you all, before flag fever takes hold
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Woulda been better if
he started bumming her with a face like
> <
ww

lofl

Still awesome though, deserves a yay, maybe a woo too.


[edit]
no just me then :o(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# much appreciated anyway!
;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Yay!
I'm appreciated lol
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


New Flags: Let's face it: the flags used by most countries are too old to represent them today - and it's time they were updated to reflect this. So design a new flag for an old country.

Challenge suggested by Art101.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# alrighty
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# phew!
does that mean no more icons? thank christy!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# This is going to mean a lot of embassy burning, isn't it...
:-D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# woo sounds good
:)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# OOOh
I've thought of loads, but I can't be arsed to make any.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# I thought of the bestest one
but I'm going to keep it to myself
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Hmm...
Basically "Make a racist picture then photoshop it onto a flag pole"?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Aye ^ This
edit: someone please get the white French flag out of the way
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Damn
My idea doesn't seem so good all of a sudden :/
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# didn't we do something like this before?


why else would I make this?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I did a welsh/british one that I'll repost in a sec
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# meanwhile down at the rave
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Rave!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# that never fails to crack me up
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# haha
everything needs more yeltsin.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
quality, nearly sprayed tea at me 'puter!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# that is all teh quality
and more
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Woo!
Ram Rave!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# super but
make it faster with strobes!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Yayaya!
For the epilepsy
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Is he skanking?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# There has to be
a Goats' 'E' joke in there somwhere!


nice raving woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Heh, nice one c_kic-- ... Hang on a mo.
That's rather Woo! *clicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# What's for lunch birdie?

big colour

Goth brains? Grand! have chips with that.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# crivens!
brains am not fud! bad burd!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Burn it!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# goth brains?
I smell an oxymoron!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# your username makes me giggle.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# teehee
I got a good laugh out of too at first.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# good lord!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# he he
excellent work Duke
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Cook them first!!!!
woo!
edit: but birds can't cook!
*remembers to look at pics in future*
/Mnngg! blog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# wow
that's what I had too.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# HERON FLIGHT?!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# excellent, Doctor!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Terrifying
yet horribly addictive to watch.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Eep!
I don't think chips would make that more appealling :)
Woo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Mustard too, of course.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Aaah
That's ok then.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# God bless MS Paint
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# pffft
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Oh, now that is good.
 
Woo to you!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# I was expecting that
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# *rapes*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# *films*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *buys film on dvd on 2 disc special edition*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Pre-orders
the sequel. Is there a casting-call, perchance?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# join the queue...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# that got a hearty pffft out of me
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I concur!
'twas filled with mirth! woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Ha!
Ace :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# MS PAINT 4 LIFE YO.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# ghetto style!
west siyyyyeeed!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# It am racist tiem proper now!!
woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# It's all in the comic timing
*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Hoots!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Found this in Sainsburys...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# well done
you are the vegetable finder king.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# it's a squash...
well done.
EDIT: now find a cucumber.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# ITS A COCK!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# OH HOLY LORD OF PHALLIC SQUASH!
reveal unto us your secrets.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# spot the 15 year old
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# he's probably got enough spots already.
assuming puberty's hit.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# my t zone is covered in them
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# your what?
usually it's called a G spot, but each to his own...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# needs more ron jeremy
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Nothing anywhere ever needs more Ron Jeremy.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# That's the whole point of this board am I not mistaken?
So we can all be immature and prujudice yet still be cunny funts.
Cupid stunt.
:P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# where'd you steal those spoonerisms from?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# High school
... :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# pete you go to the same school as me,
it isnt high
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# It's incredibley
low. Only 3 stories, sheesh.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# congratulations
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# funny looking dog
how does it smell?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# surely not!
what next? avacados?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# melons
phnarr
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I'm sure you bought it
and some lube
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# would you like a medal?
maybe a cookery book?
maybe you could buy it and make something interesting with it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# <sniff!>
Don't you like my phallic veggie :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# They kinda went out with 'That's Life' in the 80's
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# *kicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# i'm sure it created much mirth in the caves of the first people
to make the connection, but it's gotten a little old.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Course I do!
 
especially with coconut milk, Thai-style.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ZOMG!
You went to Sainsbury's!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# MUSHROOMS!!
I forgot to get mushrooms!!!!!!


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Real Squash Wednesday
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)

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